BPOV.
"Hey everyone!" Emmett said. Motioning towards a circle of chairs. We all sat down. Except Mike who just stood there without a seat. "I said sit down!" Emmett demanded. "I heard you, you idiot! There's no seats." The baboon said. "Listen you Baboon, if you don't sit down then get your sorry butt out of here!" Emmett commanded. "There aren't any seats." he emphasized thinking Emmett belonged to a mental asylum. "Then get out of here!"
"I wish I could! that's what I've been wanting for the last half an hour!" "Aw poor Mikey cant leave to go home and cry to his little mommy. And sleep in that little bed of your two's." I had to caugh a laugh at that one. "Leave my Mother out of this, and I told you before We aren't the richest people around!"
"Just get away." Emmett said. "Happily." Emmett shook his head and looked around the table at all of the Cullen's, and Bella. "Okay so when Mr. Banner wakes up, we are going to end every sentence saying in our pants or my pants or whichever works, or you can end it in bed or my bed or your bed, you get the point. We all nodded.
So he got up and blowed a bull horn in Mr. Banner's face, where he got I don't even think god knows where. He motined for me and Edward to start. "So Bella we had so much fun yesterday didn't we?…..In bed" Mr. Banners eyes widened at that comment. "Mr. Cullen ms. Swan! We turned around swiftly pretending that we didn't know he heard. "What's the problem?….in your pants?" we all busted out laughing at my comment.
He looked taken back and went back to his seat unknowing of what to do. We all went back to the chairs with mike sulking in the corner. I sat next to Edward who sat next to Emmett who sat next to rose who sat next Jasper who sat next to Alice, Who sat next to Me. I looked up from the floor where I was currently staring at. And saw out teacher get up off his chair and go to put his phone on the desk. He smiled a pleasant smile…too pleasant. "Whats your problem?" I asked curiously, The Cullen's motioned for me to go on. "In bed." His smile just turned brighter. He shook his head and mumbled "nothing." A little later there was a knock on the closet door. "Come on in!" Mr. Banner yelled. What entered made my eyes bulge out of my head.
It was my Father! "My Dad's here?"I demanded, forgetting one little thing..3...2...1.… "In her pants!" Emmett blurted out. I looked down thinking that agreeing to this was not as good of an idea than it sounded. I felt heat rising up to my cheeks, I looked up to see Charlie and Mr. Banner pulling seats around to make them scattered around the closet space, as far away as possible. "Sit!" Charlie said sternly, to all of us. We all obeyed, Like little puppies. Except some puppies don't listen...yea, that's Emmett.
"I am the ruler of this closet!" he said standing on Mr. Banners desk raising his hand in the air. The teacher shook his head unknowingly of what to do. My dad walked up to Emmett, said some things in his ear. Emmett got up and sat in his seat. It was quiet for a while when all of a sudden the lights went out and turned back on and revealed, mike? Standing in the door way with a Hannah Montana wig on. I started to choke on the laughter.
And then he started to sing….
(Does not own the song)
Oh yeah come on you get the limo out front
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color
Yeah,
when you're famous it can be kinda fun
It's really you but no one ever discovers
In some ways you're just like all your friends, But on stage you're a star
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds
The best of both worlds
You go to movie premiers (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird (yeah)
But school's cool cuz nobody knows
Yeah you get to be a small town girl
But big time when you play your guitar
You get the best of both worldsChillin' out take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both
(You know the best) You know the best of both worlds
Pictures and autographs
You get your face in all the magazines
The best parts that you get to be who ever you wanna be
Yeah the best of both
You get the best of both
Come on best of both
Who would of thought that a girl like me
Would double as a superstar
You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, take it
you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best,You get the best of both worlds
Without the shades and the hair
You can go anywhere
You get the best of both girls
Mix it all together
Oh yeah
It's so much better cuz you know you've got the best of both world
We were all speechless. "Its all good! Guys! Aren't I just a beautiful singer?"
*insert the cricket noises here*