Sannin's Students
Chapter 2
Team 7
"Talk"
'Thought'
"Bijuu/Summon"
'Bijuu/Summon thought'
Jutsu
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Konoha Academy
Naruto and Sakura were sitting outside the classroom as Iruka was going to introduce them to the class, they heard the signal and walked into the classroom. The pair had many eyes on them, but most were about how much Naruto looked like the Fourth Hokage. Though, one blonde haired girl name Ino Yamanaka remembered Sakura.
"Forehead, is that you," Ino asked.
"Yeah, hey Ino," Sakura waved.
"Alright class I'd want you to meet you're classmates for the graduation exams, would you please introduce yourselves," Iruka said.
Naruto took a step forward and coughed before talking, "My name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze."
After he stepped back, Sakura stepped forward, "I'm Sakura Haruno."
Many people were still shocked at how, this new blond haired student, claimed to be the fourth hokage. Most started shouting at the boy, claiming that he wasn't related Fourth Hokage, others were asking him to forgive the people accusing them, some girls were asking him to bear their children, and the other girls were yelling at the other group of girls.
"Really, I'm the son of the Fourth Hokage, ask Hokage-jiji, Ero-sensei, or baa-chan," Naruto said.
"Okay Naruto, why do you call the Hokage an old man, and who are the other two people you mentioned," Iruka asked.
"Well the Hokage is like a grandfather to me, Ero-sensei is Jiraiya, and baa-chan is Tsunade," Naruto explained. The classroom was once again in shock, that the blond had the nerve to call such powerful ninja names like that.
"And what's with that emo sitting in the corner, is he deaf, or retarded, or something along that line," Naruto asked, pointing at a raven haired boy we all know and love/hate. (Depending on whom you are.)
"Don't talk about Sasuke-kun like that," the fan girl army roared, Naruto lost himself in his thoughts, not knowing the threat that was about to attack him, 'Hm, so that's the last loyal Uchiha, probably so emo because of what happened to his clan, but he will never match up to his brother, Itachi was a prodigy, not many could match up to him.'
As Naruto was thinking, the fan girls descended and began their attack, before long, Naruto was buried under a mountain of girls and he was pummeled with blows. His screams were muffled by the sheer amount of bodies on top of him, as his hands were moving around, he felt them go across someone's chest, 'Oh, fuck me.'
"PERVERT," the girl screamed, and the girls came back with a vengeance. Naruto was once again pummeled before it sounded like a small army was charging towards him, before long, the Sasuke fan girls were off him, and he was surrounded by his fan girls.
"Are you okay Naruto-kun," one asked.
"Does he need mouth to mouth," another questioned, clearly wanting to kiss him.
"MOVE ASIDE," Sakura ordered, before the crowd parted and Sakura pulled Naruto up, "Naruto, why did you let yourself get ganged up on."
"I was deep in thought and I let my guard down," Naruto chuckled.
"Well, now that the drama is over," Iruka said, "We can start the exams, line up and when it is your turn, perform a Transformation into Hokage-sama, use Replacement on me, and use the Clone Jutsu to create three clones."
"Um, Iruka-sensei, can I use Shadow Clones," Naruto asked.
"Why is that," Iruka questioned.
"I have two much chakra to create regular clones," Naruto explained. Iruka nodded as the class went on the exams.
As the exams finished, everyone had passed and were in their seats, waiting for Iruka to announce their teams. Iruka walked up, along with all the other Academy teachers to announce the results.
"Alright class these are your team assignments, Team 7 is Naruto Namikaze, Sakura Haruno, and Sasuke Uchiha, your sensei is Kakashi Hatake. Team 8 will be Kiba Inuzaka, Shino Aburame, and Hinata Hyuuga, your sensei is Kurenai Yuuhei. Team 9 will be Akira, Toshi, and Sichiro; your sensei will be Richiru (I have no fucking idea if these are real Japanese names, besides Akira, I just made them up, they will have no importance later on.) Team 10 will be Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, and Ino Yamanaka, your sensei is Asuma Sarutobi. (Don't give a shit about the rest of the genin) Alright, your sensei will come here to pick you up," Iruka told them before walking out of the room with the other Chunin.
Hour and a Half Later
Team 7 was still sitting around in the classroom when Naruto walked over to Sakura, "Hey, want to play a prank."
Sakura nodded as the two began to formulate the demise of their sensei.
Hour and a Half Later
Kakashi was walking towards the classroom where he was supposed to pick up his students, when he saw an eraser sticking out, 'Ah, that takes me back.'
Kakashi opened the door and let the eraser hit him, what he didn't expect was the eraser to pull up a knife that cut a string, releasing an anvil that they had somehow gotten into the room. He moved out of the way and hit a trip wire, releasing boxes of stink bombs around Kakashi. Before he was engulfed in smoke, Kakashi replaced with a chair next to Naruto, which released more boxes of stink bombs, covering the entire room in smoke.
'Damn my chakra enhanced sense,' Kakashi screamed inside his head, as the smoke covered him and his students dispersed, revealing that they were clones, 'DAMN THEM!'
What Kakashi didn't know, was that a Naruto clone had snuck up behind him, and placed a not on his back that read
I'm a pervert and I picture every woman I see naked.
P.S – Women are useless
(Author's note: I'm not a pervert, and I don't believe that women are worthless, I just pictured Kakashi being pounded by the village's women. MUHAHAHA *cough* *cough*. Please don't make bad comments about this, I'm sorry, but it is still funny. Poor Kakashi)
A pissed off Kakashi walked into the room that his students were actually in, his expression shocked Sasuke, who didn't know what his teammates had done, and Naruto and Sakura were on the ground laughing.
"ON THE ROOF, NOW," Kakashi roared before using Shunshin to get to the roof. Naruto and Sakura followed suit, while Sasuke was forced to walk to the roof. As Sasuke got to the roof, he saw a less pissed Kakashi sitting on the rail, while a still laughing Naruto and Sakura were sitting on a stone bench. He took his seat next to them and proceeded to get into a brooding pose.
"Alright let's introduce ourselves," Kakashi said, "My name is Kakashi Hatake, my likes and dislikes are none of your concern, I have many hobbies, and I really don't have a dream, Blondie, go."
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze; my likes are training, ramen, sleeping, Sakura-chan, baa-chan, Ero-sensei, my parents, and playing pranks. I dislike people who hurt their friends, when people take away my food, and perverts. My hobbies are training, hanging out with Sakura-chan, and playing pranks, and my dream is to become the greatest Hokage and to surpass my father," Naruto said, before looking at Sakura.
Sakura nodded and spoke, "My name is Sakura Haruno; I like training, helping people, Naruto-kun, Tsunade-shishou, Shizune-sensei, Jiraiya-sama, and reading. My dislikes are perverts, when one of my friends get hurt, and when Tsunade-shishou makes me go through her, Super Extreme Endurance Training. My hobbies are reading, helping people, training, and hanging out with Naruto-kun. My dream is to become a great medical ninja that surpasses shishou."
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I don't really like anything, and my dislikes are too many to list. My dream, which will be a reality, is to restore my clan, and to kill a certain someone."
'Great an emo, well at least I get to train sensei's son,' Kakashi thought before speaking to the group, "Alright, meet me at training ground 7 at 7:00 a.m. tomorrow, and don't eat anything."
Next Day
Training Ground 7
10:00 a.m.
Naruto and Sakura arrived at the training ground to see Sasuke leaning on the tree, they took a seat across from him.
"You're late dobe," Sasuke said.
"Is Kakashi-sensei here," Naruto said, holding out his arms, "Well he isn't, so I'm not late."
"Hn," Sasuke muttered before going back brooding. Kakashi arrived five minutes later and looked at the scene before him, Naruto and Sakura were sitting on the side of a tree, playing poker with cards that seemed to be sticking on to the tree, and Sasuke was sitting there, wondering how the hell the two worst students in their graduation class, were sitting on the side of a tree like it was nothing.
"Well, okay, how the hell are you doing that," Kakashi asked the two. Naruto turned his head and waved as Sakura quickly looked at his cards.
"Oh, we just channel our chakra into the tree around the cards so they don't fall, it takes a lot of chakra, so I'm probably the only one who can do it," Naruto explained.
"Why, there are lots of people with high chakra reserves," Sasuke questioned, and Naruto gave him a 'bitch, I know what I'm talking about' look.
"My chakra reserves are more than the Five Kage combined, then multiplied by two," Naruto said, which caused Sasuke's eyes to widen.
"How is that possible, no one can have that much chakra," Sasuke gasped.
"Okay, back to what we came here to do," Kakashi said, getting back to business, "Today, we have survival training, you need to get these two bells from me before the alarm goes off at noon. You can use any methods to get the bells from me, come at me with the intent to kill, if you don't have a bell when the alarm goes off, you have to go back to the Academy."
The group nodded and got into battle stances before Kakashi yelled go, Sasuke flew off into the trees, while Sakura and Naruto.
"Why aren't you two hiding," Kakashi asked.
"Well, shishou told me about the different types of exams that jonin sensei give their students, and Jiraiya-sama told me about the bell test, so we now this is about teamwork. Naruto and I know this, but Sasuke does not, so we sent some Shadow Clones to go find him. We'll deal with you for now," Sakura explained.
"You two really expect to take a jonin, even if you were trained by two Sannin," Kakashi said.
"I really wouldn't underestimate me sensei," Naruto smirked before taking off his sunglasses, revealing the Rinnegan, "Kakashi-sensei, say hello to the Rinnegan."
Kakashi's one visible eye widened at the sight of the legendary dojutsu, 'I thought it was just a legend, what else do these two have up their sleeves. Well, I should be wary and avoid Sakura in close range, I really don't want to take the chance that she has Tsunade-sama's extreme strength. Naruto is probably a ninjutsu specialist with the Rinnegan and being a student of Jiraiya and that insane chakra level of his. Going to have to use my Sharingan for this, aren't eye?'
(Author Note: Okay, I totally meant to change that eye thing, but I found it too funny, so I'm keeping it.)
"Well Naruto, let me show you my dojutsu, the Sharingan," Kakashi said before pulling up his headband and revealed a fully matured Sharingan.
"Dojutsu vs. Dojutsu, bring it on, Wind Release: Godly Wind from the Mountains," Naruto shouted as he stuck his hands out in front of him and fired a vortex of wind (basically a Kamehameha made of wind). Kakashi dodged the attack and a punch from Sakura before throwing some kunai towards Naruto who blocked them easily. Naruto and Sakura charged their sensei with a flurry of blows which we're dodged or parried, Kakashi saw one, extremely powerful punch from Sakura. He grabbed her wrist and redirected the blow towards Naruto's shoulder. Naruto acted like he didn't care about what was going to happen to his shoulder and finished his swing towards Kakashi's jaw. He watched threw his Sharingan, a patch of chakra protected his shoulder from most of her punch.
"Damn, I love my chakra," Naruto chuckled as Sakura healed the damage to Naruto's shoulder.
"Don't be so careless, I don't want to waste my chakra," Sakura scolded.
"Sakura, how much power was behind that punch," Kakashi asked.
"About to enough to break off his arm," Sakura said nonchalantly, while Kakashi just about shit his pants at the strength of the punch, 'Note to self, NEVER GET HIT BY SAKURA!'
While Kakashi was distracted, Naruto and Sakura ran through hand seals and simultaneously shouted Earth Release: Earth Flow Spears. Spears shot out of the ground and pierced Kakashi, who just poofed into a log.
"You hurt a LOG, BURN IN HELL," Kyuubi roared.
'Shut up about the log thing, they're just fucking logs,' Naruto said and heard an audible gasp.
"Do you know how many logs are sacrificed to save ninjas each year, THOUSANDS, if not MILLIONS," Kyuubi roared again.
Naruto just shook his head and went to looking for Kakashi. They looked in every direction but they heard a voice beneath them.
"You forgot to check below," Kakashi said before the ground below the exploded and Kakashi used Fire Release: Phoenix Flower Jutsu. The fireballs flew towards Sakura who was still reacting to the ground exploded, Naruto sent a burst of wind chakra into the air and flew in front of Sakura, taking the full force of the attack.
"Thanks Naruto-kun," Sakura said before charging Kakashi again. The jonin was forced to either parry the blows or to dodge them, not wanting to break a majority of his body. Kakashi dodged a punch before seeing an opening and launching a kick to Sakura's side.
"Did you forget about me Kakashi-sensei, Fire Release: Great Dragon Fire," Naruto smirked as he breathed out an extremely hot, dragon shaped fireball. Kakashi jumped back and ran through a succession of hand seals and used Water Release: Water Bullet. The two attacks collided, and it came out a tie, even with the water technique's advantage.
"Did my dad teach you this technique," Naruto asked, holding a ball of swirling chakra in his right hand.
"Yes, the Rasengan, a powerful technique indeed, let's see who's is stronger," Kakashi said, forming his own Rasengan and charging Naruto. His student did as he was told and charged Kakashi, their techniques clashed for dominance. Naruto sent a final wave of chakra into the Rasengan to detonate it, the ball exploded and Naruto created another Rasengan and thrust it into Kakashi's stomach while he was still distracted by the explosion. Kakashi flew back from the technique and flipped mid air to land on his feet.
"You cheated Naruto," Kakashi pouted as he wiped the blood from his face, 'Damn, these two are strong. I really hope that they don't have any more up their sleeves.'
"Sakura, get Sasuke, and get behind me," Naruto ordered.
"What are you going to do Naruto," Sakura asked.
"I'm going to start using some of my more destructive jutsu," Naruto said. Sakura nodded and disappeared. Naruto ran through hand seals, and Kakashi went through his faster. He stuck out his hand and used his Lightning Beast Running Technique to create a lightning wolf that ran towards Naruto finished his jutsu and his arm turned into wood spikes and shot towards Kakashi. The spikes didn't even slow down when the energy wolf hit them, they continued on and impaled Kakashi, who deformed into a mud puddle.
"How can you use Wood Release," Kakashi asked as he reentered Naruto's line of sight.
"I can use all the sub elements, but I can only use a few of them right now, Wood, Storm, and very low level lava," Naruto explained.
"Well, I must say, you're strong for your age, with some more training, you could rival a jonin," Kakashi said.
"Yeah, in my last spar with Ero-sensei, he said that I was around chunin level strength, let me show you a original technique of mine, Storm Release: Light Festival," Naruto explained, before sticking his hands out in front of him, sending hundreds of balls of light around Kakashi. The balls exploded, blinding Kakashi, and Naruto jumped towards Kakashi, and hit him in the unmentionables (if you're stupid, it was his balls).
"Okay, that, was a dick move," Kakashi muttered as he rubbed his Sharingan, and his tender place.
"Ninjas are supposed to use everything at their disposal," Naruto chuckled.
"Naruto, YOU SHALL PAY," Kakashi roared, as he formed a Raikiri in his right hand and charged Naruto.
"Oh shit," Naruto muttered as he started to run away. As he ran away, Kakashi started launching a barrage of jutsu towards. Naruto started to run faster as he was started being surrounded by Kakashi's clones.
"Naruto, you shall know pain, Konoha Secret Nintaijutsu: One Thousand Years of Shocking Death," Kakashi screamed as he shoved his Raikiri straight up Naruto's ass. Naruto's resulting scream was heard across all the Elemental Nations, many people wondered what the hell the sound was, but many wrote it off as nothing, but the Kage knew better, and they were prepared to protect their village from whatever the beast that made that sound was. Sakura reacted to the scream, recognizing it as Naruto's, she ran towards the battle, where she saw Naruto lying on the ground rubbing his ass.
"What happened here," Sakura asked, as she healed Naruto's butt.
"Kakashi-sensei, raped me with his hand," Naruto whispered, still in shock at what their sensei had done.
"I didn't think that you ran that way sensei," Sasuke said as he walked up to where the rest of the team was.
"What, no I don't, he just hit me in the unmentionables," Kakashi screamed.
"That doesn't give you any reason to shove your hand up a 13 year olds ass," Sakura spat.
Naruto stood up after Sakura finished healing his butt, "Alright, Sasuke, follow me, Sakura stay back and cover us, GO!"
Naruto and Sasuke charged at their sensei while Sakura threw shuriken towards Kakashi, who blocked them all with a quick earth jutsu. Kakashi engaged his two male students and was pushing them towards defense, thanks to him being able to predict all their moves with the Sharingan. He dodged a punch from each of them before grabbing their heads and slamming them together, which caused their lips to touch. Naruto's eyes widened and he kicked Kakashi in the dick again before jumping away from Sasuke.
"Dammit sensei, stop trying to make me into a gay," Naruto roared as he wiped at his lips.
"STOP HITTING ME IN THE DICK," Kakashi screamed in pain.
Hokage's Office
The hokage and the jonin sensei that had come to tell the hokage the results of their teams, we're sitting there, watching Team 7 fight. They had all started laughing at the last exchange between Kakashi and Naruto, and most of them were on the ground laughing, while the females were all wanting to kill the two. Sarutobi had been watching their entire fight and only one thought was on his mind most of the fight, 'What the hell is going on here?'
With Team 7
"Okay, sensei, can we agree not to do anymore gay stuff," Naruto asked, as he formed a Rasengan behind his back.
"Okay, and no more hitting me in the dick," Kakashi said, Naruto nodded and charged his sensei with Sasuke to his right and Sakura to his left. Sasuke ran in front to engage their sensei first, as Kakashi was distracted, Sakura jumped up, and Naruto got behind him. Kakashi pushed Sasuke back just in time to avoid a falling axe kick from Sakura.
"Sensei, this is my revenge," Naruto growled, before he shoved the Rasengan up Kakashi's ass.
"NAAAAARRRUUUUTTTOOO," Kakashi screamed as he flew into the air, holding his butt. Naruto smirked as the alarm clock went off.
"Dammit, we failed the test," Sasuke muttered.
"No, we didn't," Naruto chuckled, as he showed him the bells, "I got the bells, and it wasn't even about taking the bells, the test was about teamwork. Why do you think that we sent our clones to find you, Sakura-chan and I might have been able to get the bells without your help, but we decided to let you continue to be a genin, mainly so we could get you off the path of revenge, it won't get you anywhere, you become stronger with people helping you, and having those you need to protect, remember that. So do we pass sensei?"
"Yes you do, and thank you for explaining, BUT YOU SHALL PAY," Kakashi said before punching 'Naruto' who just turned into a log with a note on it, 'See you tomorrow sensei, also, have fun trying to sit for the next few days, Ja Ne.'
Kakashi talked to himself as he stomped towards the Hokage's office, and Sasuke and Sakura just walked towards their respective houses.
Hokage's Office
Kakashi walked into his leader's office when he was greeted with laughter from the jonin instructors of the village, most likely about what had happened in his and Naruto's fight.
"SHUT UP, the boy just got a few lucky shots in because I had my power sealed," Kakashi grumbled.
"Okay, excuses, excuses, but did your team pass," Hokage chuckled.
"Yes, and I think that Naruto is trying to set Sasuke on the right track, not the one of revenge," Kakashi answered.
"Alright, so that means all of the teams passed this year," Sarutobi announced, while all the jonin, minus Kakashi, cheered.
Chapter 2 end