Welcome to Chapter 2! Sit back, and enjoy the ride!
Also I would like to thank Guest! My first reviewer ever! Thank you so much! :D I hope you always love my writing!
"Welcome back to Total Drama Bros. on Shifly island, apparently we didn't clarify that last episode. Anyways, last time we were introduced to a whole new cast with Mario peops. They had an ultimate brawl and gathered into teams. Find out what happens when these teams are forced to work together, right here on Total...Drama...Bros!"
Tell Mom and Dad im doin' fine!
(Latiku is shown holding a bunch of cameras as Bowser and Mario are nose and nose with each other).
You guys are on my mind!
(The Babies were all arguing with Peach as she threw one of their diapers into the woods).
You asked me what I wanted to be, an now I think the answer is plain to see!
(Rosilina was meditating on a stump in the forest as Luigi waved to her. Daisy then tackled Rosilina causing Dry Bones and Boo to cheer it on.)
I wanna be famous!
(Tiny and Dixie are fighting in a canoe, but they soon realize they're falling off a waterfall. They go in front of Bowser Jr. who is painting something.)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(Wiggler is charging at a running Shy Guy for some reason as Wario is making Waluigi faint with his farts.)
So pack your bags cause I've already won!
(Yoshi is rolling his eyes at Birdo talking away.)
Everything to Prove nothing's in my way, I'll get there one day!
(Diddy and Koopa are chatting with each other as a pine cone clonks Koopa in the head. He immediatly starts cowering in his shell.)
Cause I wanna be famous!
(Dk is repeatedly Kamek who is scowling fiercely and crossing her arms.)
nananannananananananana(I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous.)
(Everyone was perfectly Ready for a picture except Birdo and Daisy. Birdo was in a straight jacket. Daisy was Handcuffed to the dock pole. Her hair was messy, eyes furious.)
(Whistle)
(Toad and Toadette lean in for a kiss, but Mario and DK drag the two away from each other.*At Campfire Ceremony*
-End-
Team Evil Boy cabin:
"Haha!" Bowser said pounding on the nightstand, which was next to his bunk, with his fist . "Kamek's the only one in the girl cabin!"
Boo chuckled in his ghost laugh as Bowser J. fell of his bunk and onto the floor. He clutched his stomach and shed a little tear.
"Don't forget we also put Shy Guy over there, we don't know what gender he is!" He said while trying to breathe. Dry Bones sat on the edge of his bunk, feet dangling over the edge. He was silent as a puma hunting it's prey. Everyone's smiles quickly turned to frowns.
"What's a matter?" Wario asked.
"Nothing." He muttered.
"Oh, please! What's wrong?" Waluigi pushed.
"I said nothing, now please leave me alone." Dry Bones said.
"Guys leave him alone." Wiggler said. Bowser stopped and glared back at Wiggler.
"Why don't you go take a walk, Kay?" He said.
"Bu-" Wiggler started but was cut off by Bowser.
"No Buts! Go, take a walk!" Bowser screamed.
"Fine." Wiggler said while dramatically walking out of the cabin.
"I think I can speak for everyone here, Wiggler is going first." Bowser J. said as everyone nodded there head.
"Now, tell us what's up!" Boo said.
"I said...NOTHING!" Dry Bones shouted. Everyone remained silent until the loudspeaker clicked on.
"Contestants, before a challenge you will sing. Today, the boys of Team Evil shall sing! Gooday everyone!"
Everyone in the boys cabin groaned.
Bowser started. Come on, little man! Show us...what's wrooooonng!
Boo joined in for a two part harmony. That's why...were forced...to sing this song!
So come alonggggg! To sing this songggggggg!
Waluigi started the second verse. You know you tell us, we're here for you! Even though we're evil, we'll always come throughhhhhh!
Wario joined. You are a part of this team, we won't treat you like a foooOooOooolll!
Bowser J. joined everyone for the finale. Now, come on, and tell us, you'll be fineeeee!
Everyone paused for an answer.
Ookkk, ffffinnneeeeeeee! He answered.
HHHOOORRRRRRAAAAAYYYYY! Everyone shouted.
"Sooo, Tell us!" Wario shouted curiously.
"No, I just didn't want to here your awful voices again!" Dry Bones said.
"Come on!" Bowser shouted throwing his hands up in the air.
"Fine. I have a secret twin brother, all right!" He screamed.
"That's what you were going on about it, please it doesn't mean a thing!" Bowser J. exclaimed.
"Like Totes!" Bowser said. Everyone glared at him.
"I am so sorry, I will never do that again!" He said as everyone chuckled.
"PHOWPP!" Wario farted making the whole cabin to retreat to the volcano.
Team Evil girls:
"I cant believe that I'm the only girl!" Kamek shouted while glaring at Shy Guy, who shrugged and started reading a book.
"Your not so evil, are you..." She said quietly. Little did she know, the book was called "Evil straitiges for villians".
Team Babies (Peach and the Babies):
The Babies talked amongst themselves while Peach stuck out like a sore thumb. She pressed her hand against her cheek and glared at the babies.
"Hey Peach, what's the matter?" They asked.
"Well it's just, you guys are so tight, I just need someone to connect with." She said softly.
"We can still talk! So how do you run in that dress?" The Babies said. Peach giggled.
"Well, my racing uniform! All us princesses do, its the easiest to run in." She said.
"So why did you choose a cabin with us!" They asked another question.
"Well the Kong's just seem so close, I couldn't just split them apart!" She said as the Babies admired her compassion.
"Awwwww!" They all said as they went back to playing games with each other. Peach started unpacking.
-(Kong's)-
"Diddy, looks like gender cabins aren't a thing here, so... let's have some fun!" Dixie said sexually.
"Woah, uhhh...back off!" He replied while scooting back and holding his arms up.
"Yeah Dixie, stop being a creepo!" Tiny said while texting on her phone. Dixie growled.
*Confessional-Dixie-She's a greedy pig!*
Okay, may I point out that Tiny's completely obsessed with Diddy. I mean did you see how defensive she was being, all like "Yeah Dixie, stop being a creepo!" Dixie said in a mocking voice. I knew him first! In kindergarden! Tiny thinks she knows everything about Diddy.*Holds up a doll of Diddy and Tiny. She kisses Diddy, but then punches Tiny in the face* Die! She screams while repeatedly punching the doll's face. Anyways, she's completely obsessed!
~End~
"So, anybody got a strategy for like winning?" Tiny said.
"To destroy you and you children for thousands of years.." Dixie mumbled under her breath.
"What?" Tiny asked.
"Oh, nothing!" She replied chippily.
"Guys, let's not get all feisty on the first challenge!" Diddy said as the two girls glared at each other.
"Please, I can handle this!" Tiny said as Dixie lunged towards her.
"I...Will...Kill...You!" Dixie said while clawing at Tiny's face.
"Get off, freak show!" Tiny said while throwing her across the cabin."What the heck is your problem?!"
Dixie hissed and ran out the door.
"Well, that was odd.." Diddy said. Koopa hid in the corner, out of view of everyone.
Team Star(girls):
"Okay, girls, let's get to know each other better! How about some ice breakers?" Toadette asked as Birdo growled.
"No! I hate all of you!" Birdo screamed.
"Same here!" Daisy said while giving Rosilina the death stare.
"Daisy, I'm sensing were on uneven terms." Rosilina said with a twinkle in her eyes. Daisy slapped her across the face.
"Of course I hate you! Your just Soooooooo perfect aren't cha!" Daisy screamed.
"I know your mad, but I want to know why?" She said as Toadette glared at the commotion and Birdo twiddled with her fingers.
"Just shut up, Star Princess! You may queen of space or somethin' but here, your nothing!"
"Why are you mad at me?"
"Will you please just...GRRRR!" Daisy screamed as she punched Rosilina in the face and walked out of the cabin. She slammed the door loudly behind her.
"What's her problem?" Toadette asked.
"Im sensing jealousy.." She replied.
"So, you wanna be... do you wa- let me start over!" Toadette started.
"Go on, I don't judge." Rosilina replied.
"Do you want to be...BFF's?" She said.
"Of course!"
-(boys)-
"I'm bored!" Mario said.
"Me too!" DK said.
"Me three!" Luigi said.
"Why don't we play a game called evening the odds!" Toad exclaimed.
"Oooooo, what's that?!" Yoshi wondered with awe.
"Well we each do something weird throughout the day. At the end of the day, if we did that thing, then I will vote for who ever, but if you don't, then the group comes up with a dare that you have to do!" Toad explained.
"Sounds nifty!" Luigi said as the others nodded.
"Okay so I'll go first to demonstrate!" Toad said."I'll talk with my tongue puffy! Fwe!" He said making his tongue look swollen.
"I'll lick my shoe, every time I say walk!" Mario said as he licked his shoe.
"Ewww! I guess I'll kiss Daisy." Luigi said as everyone gasped.
"You don't have to go that far, Luigi!" Toad said.
"No! I must do my duty!" Luigi said as Toad saluted him.
"Haha, Duty!" Mario laughed.
"So immature!" Toad said shaking his head.
"I'll act like an actual Gorilla! Like, grunt, pick my back, and swing from vines!" DK said as a few of the boys chuckled.
"I'll complement Birdo!" Yoshi shivered. Everyone's eyes widened.
"Yoshi, that's above and beyond, are you sure?" Toad asked. Yoshi shivered.
"Yes."
"Then it's settled, let's see how we do!" Mario said.
"Campers meet me near the mess hall five, your first challenge is about to start!"
"Hoo, Ha!" DK grunted.
"Let's go guys!" Luigi said as he sighed. Everyone walked out of the cabin.
The Campers gathered at the entrance to the mess hall.
"Yes, is it finally time to eat, I'm starving!" Wario exclaimed while slapping his tummy, causing little toots to burst out.
"Your all ways starving, ya fat turd!" Birdo giggled. Peach gasped.
"Birdo that was not nice!" Peach screamed.
"Whatever." She said.
"So why did you make us walk over here?" Mario asked. He then quickly face palmed and licked his shoe. Everyone looked at him weirdly.
"Well, your not here to eat, that's for sure!" Latiku said.
"NOOOOO!" Wario screamed as he fell to the floor.
"We are about to begin are first challenge on the island!" Latiku said happily while most of the contestants groaned.
"This is just SO great!" Waluigi said while rolling his eyes and crossing his arms.
"So, what do we have to do?" The Babies asked.
"I will give you a card, per team. You must then go into your team territories and find the Powerup that will be on your card. Once found bring it back to me. The first team back wins! The second one last will get nothing, and the last gets to send someone home!"
"Fun!" Yoshi shouted.
"No, not fun!" Daisy shouted holding up a fist. Yoshi rolled his eyes.
"Okay here are your cards! If you have any questions, consult me." Latiku said giving each team their cards.
"Ummm, Latiku, what's this?" Luigi asked. The card was a mini mushroom next to a mega mushroom.
"That's called a sized mushroom, it appears as a mini one, but when angered it will be mega. Just find a mini one." He said as Luigi and his team started running to the cold terrain.
"Luigi, why is are terrain so cold!?" Daisy screamed while pounding a foot in the snow. Luigi opened his mouth, but Rosilina spoke for him.
"The cold air cleans ones mind, so we can think better." She said as Daisy growled, but then Daisy happily waited for Luigi's response.
*Confessional-Daisy-She blew it!*
Ha, can't wait to hear what Luigi's gonna say! Rosilina just stole his thunder! He's probs gonna be mad at her for eternity, and love me! But not having Luigi opened my mind to another idea. Boys dig rich girls right, so if I win that million, he'll love me! Time to get my A-game on!
~End~
Daisy was proud with her hands on her hips and her eyes shut; she was so ready for Luigi's response.
"Exactly! Thanks Rosilina, your a real pal!" Luigi said sincerely. Daisy scowled quickly and her face grew red.
"Fehgstxjdbds!" She was trying to spit out words, but then she calmed down.
"Nice one, Rose!" Daisy said."Strategy..." She whispered under her breath.
*Confessional-Rosilina-Yay!*
Daisy just complemented me, maybe being a small no-it-all is a good idea. Although, something just doesn't feel right...
~End~
"Ugggg! I hate walking and I refuse to go on!" Birdo screamed falling into the snow.
"Someone get her up, please, we can't offord to lose any more time!" Mario said.
"What do you think your doing?!" Lugi irritatingly asked.
"What are you uh talking about?" Mario asked.
"Your trying to become team leader!" He shouted.
"No I'm not, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard from you!" Mario retailiated. The two stared to bicker. Daisy glared at her team. Yoshi was struggling to pick Birdo up, Rosilina was meditating, Toad and DK were talking in some kind of made up language and Toadette laughed at them, and Mario and Luigi were arguing!
"Everyone just SHUT UP!" Daisy shouted as everyone looked at her.
"I don't want to be power hungry, but we're not moving!" She shouted. "Now, Toadette, Toad, and DK, take Birdo back. The rest of us, keep on moving!"
"Good, she's starting to give me back pains!" Yoshi said.
Team evil looked at their card, the fly Powerup. The team glared across their barren wasteland.
"Hmmm, where would fly guy be?" Waluigi asked. Shy Guy raised his hand.
"Not Shy Guy, fly guy!" Kamek shouted. Shy Guy groaned and pointed to the volcano.
"It's right* The fly Powerup is hovering above the volcano!" Bowser J. exclaimed.
*(Shy Guy's gender is unknown, so that's why they said It's right.)*
"Well then, let's get it!" Bowser said.
"Obviously!" Boo said. Bowser noticed his sass.
*Confessional-Bowser-Eyes on him*
Boo thinks he can over throw the ultimate King! Well he's got another thing coming. Bowser is in the house yo! Time to make an alliance!
~End~
As the team was running up the volcano, Bowser went over to Bowser Jr.
"Hey alliance with me?" Bowser said quietly.
"Sure, dad!" He replied. Bowser then asked Kamek and Shy Guy and they said yes as well.
They recieved the fly Powerup and started to head back, but Wario fell and started sleeping. The Team didn't notice.
As Team Evil went back to the mess hall, Team Baby already found there Ice Flower and one.
"Man, we didn't win!" Wiggler said while kicking a rock.
"And you still haven't!" Latiku said.
"What?" Bowser J. complained.
"You need Wario!" He said.
"Too late!" Daisy said with her teamates by her side. Everyone from Team Evil groaned.
"See you at Elimination time!"
Elimination Time:
"Welcome to the first elimination! You really stunk today." Latiku said.
"Shut up! Get this over with already!" Dry Bones said.
"This star Powerup represents your immunity, except when you fall. If you get one you will be immune, but like all stars, your immunity will eventually run out." He said.
"When I say your name you get a star, Dry Bones, Bowser, Boo, Bowser J., Waluigi, Kamek, and Shy Guy! Wiggler your on the chopping block for your temper and Wario, everyone knows why your on the chopping block, so the person who's staying is..
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…Wiggler!"
Wiggler cheered and recieved his star.
"Whatever!" Wario said while letting a big one rip.
"This season, we have a less painful way of getting to Playa De Loser, the Pipe o' shame! Pretty self-Explainitory. Wario any last words?"
All Wario did was fart as he was sent into the pipe.
"Well, that was anti-climatic, join us next time on Total Drama Bros!"
Sorry the ending was rushed, I just really wanted to get this out. Also, again, Thank you Guest for being my first Reviewer. Hope you enjoyed, please R&R and Have A Great Day! :D