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Graykitty entered.
Toughkat entered.
Mr. Black entered.
The Chat Room:
MB: HA! Found you!
TK: ? Xander?
GK: Oh, herro!
MB: Are you trying to be racist?
GK: Ching Chang Chong!
TK: Leo... just... stop.
GK: NOEZ! I ARE AZIAN!
MB: You know, I have VERY distant Asian relatives.
TK: Really?
MB: Yeah, I'm like, 1/100 Korean or something like that, I have to check my family tree again. I think it was my great, great, great, great, great, great, GREAT grandpa... or I be making this up!
GK: Hola Senor!
MB: I said ASIAN, not MEXICAN.
TK: But you could be lying.
MB: True, but then again, I might not be! I could be telling the truth, or I could be lying! Lay in your beds and let your mind bend twice over thinking if I lied or not! Think forever and EVER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TK: … you're lying.
MB: Yup.
TK; … that was a waste of text.
GK: I'm eating your stash of Mountain Dew, Aeris!
TK: WHAT?
GK: XP! You can't do anything about it! Ha ha ha ha! Wait, what's that ticking noise? It's kind of ca
Graykitty disconnected.
MB: ...Cut off?
TK: Heh, I wired the cans.
MB: With what?
TK: A claymore.
MB: Is it a controlled blast?
TK: A what now?
MB: … oh boy...
MB: I'll go drive Leo to the hospital, text you in a few.
Mr. Black left.
TK: … uh oh.
Toughkat left.
(Don't worry, there won't be any drama, it's just a bit of violent humor!)