A/N: Hello people!! Here is the second installment to Powdered sugar, fangirls, mary-sues, exploding things, and the world's best cleaning product. I hope you enjoy it, not that you won't, I mean, who doesn't love crack?
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I DO own Super Awesome Ninja Powers TM. See the trade mark sign? That means I own it. . . unlike Naruto.
Warning: This contains crack and my OC Midori. You have been warned.
Number two: trains are classified as blunt objects
It was a face-off between twins, Neji and Midori, the two strongest Hyuugas. The air was tense with all of the. . . tenseness in the air. Both siblings stood there, glaring at each other. No one dared even breathe, they were too afraid of the glare being turned on them, come on, I mean, it's The Hyuuga Glare and NO ONE wants to be the one have it directed at them.
The atmosphere was silent, only broken when Neji said,
"You're so annoying"
"I know" Midori said, her glare not relenting.
"That wasn't a compliment"
"Suuuure it wasn't"
"You really are annoying"
". . ."
". . ."
"You know what, I swear that someday I will push you in front of a moving train and laugh"
"And the sad part is, I really wouldn't put it past you to do that"
"You know it!"
"Again, not a compliment"
"And I should care why?"
The tenseness in the air was still there when in came a surprise.
"Every one!", Naruto was screaming, "You have to come see! Sasuke is walking around with banana pudding in his hair!!"
"Naruto, I have a strong feeling that you have something to do with this" Neji commented.
"Maaaaayyyyybeeeee" Was all Naruto replied.
". . . I like banana pudding" Midori said, TOTALLY ruining the mood. But, hey. I like pudding too!
Just in case anyone is wondering, the whole banana pudding thing came from one of my other fics, the day Sasuke was blonde. Check it out and please R&R!! Ja ne!!