Fruit, Animals, and Naked boys, Oh My

"Call a vet a doctor someone hurries." I ran into Tohru while she was coming down the stairs, she was holding a cat, a dog, and a rat. We stared at each other for while when Missy started going on and on about something. I picked up the cat and looked at Tohru.

"Excuse me I have the mail here."

"Mister mail man it is horrible look."

"Yes what a cute . . . animals." I sighed and bonked her on the head.

"Doggie gets the mail, Tohru come on its time for your meds."

"But. They. Are. Animals." I looked over my shoulder at her and she followed without complaints this time.

"Thank you, Yuki, for being reasonable here, now you might want to turn around or cover your eyes please."

"What why and why in world is this dog talking?"

"Because when we turn back," There was a poof and then like nothing there they stood naked. I covered Missy's eyes and watched Tohru run around trying to find a place to hide her head.

"Missy wants to see Missy wants to see." I sweat dropped and took my hands away. "Missy is a pervert that what she is." I looked down and saw her smiling, and then the thought accured to me how old is she if I look like a fifteen year old does that mean that she could be an elder of mine if she looks like she is ten.

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Tohru and I were sitting on one side of the table, while Yuki and Shigure explained about their curse. I laughed of course, and they looked at me strange. I looked to see Kyo sitting looking irritated as they continued to go on and on.

"So how does it feel to see the real cat of the zodiac?" I looked over and saw that Tohru was in admiration. Well this won't turn out good.

"Yes, well even though cat like reflexes don't apply to him, and he isn't like any other cats out there."

"AH Will you just shut up, they shouldn't even be here." Yuki was talking to Kyo telling him about it is ok for them but not him. I sighed this was going to get confusing.

You know that pain that comes out randomly and it hurts, but you don't know if you should scream, or maybe just sit there quietly. There was this pain on my forehead and it felt like I got hit with a table. Scratch that I did get hit with a table.

Missy was running around, Tohru was as stunned as I was and there was a slap. I looked up to see Kyo and Yuki fighting, at first I was confused and then I felt this wet cotton ball on my head.

"Ow, Ow, Ow that hurts, stop it damns it." I looked up and saw how close Shigure really was, and when it comes to things like that well let's just say that this world dulls my senses, it wasn't like Ouran or Final Fantasy. No this world killed my senses.

"Huh, school," was the only word I had to say and Tohru started running around like a maniac. "Wait you can't go looking like that." She was already gone and then I remembered that today was Missy's first day to start. "Shit, Missy, we have to go, are you ready? We have to go too, eh why me, it's too early." I looked over and saw Yuki was about to leave. I went to the door only to be pulled back by Shigure.

"Yuki take Missy to school today she starts in the same class as you and Miss Honda right Yuki?" "No problem, see you Yuki." I was about to protest when Shigure started to pull me over to the table and sat me down.

"Now, now Yuki we need to discuss some things that may imply to you and Missy as well." He picked up the phone and started to dial some numbers we waited for a while and then I could hear someone pick up. It was short and then he had to leave. "Well I guess I could have a look around." I went upstairs where I saw Kyo patching up the roof.

"Hey Kyo what are ya up to?" He jumped and almost fell off the later. "Damn it woman you scared the daylights out of me." I laughed and walked out the room he soon followed.

"Hey about earlier, I well, um, you see, I don't like losing to that damn rat, well and . . ." I stopped him and we were in the kitchen area.

"What is this, this is a dump, ugh and it stinks." I started to take out the trash, and then just went on a cleaning spree. I didn't know where Kyo went, but I heard Tohru and Yuki come in. Soon after, Shigure came in, he and Yuki left soon after that again. I let Tohru cook and I did the dishes, I heard the door open to reveal Missy.

"Where have you been, I was, no I'm not going to say worried, I guess I would say that, but that's not the issue, the issue is where have you been?" She started to laugh and then look for the other occupants.

"Well first I forgot where the house is, nope no one in there, then when I found the house, I couldn't find the door, then when I found the door, oh hey other Yuki I missed you, she didn't hug him, or touch him in any way just stood there, and then walked off.

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Shigure and Kyo were nowhere to be found and we had sat down and eaten without them. "Tohru if I could I would totally marry you for your cooking, but since I don't roll that way, your gunna have to stick with me being you aunt." I stuck another pickle in my mouth and that was when Kyo came dashing in here along with Shigure chasing after him.

"Come on, it was funny, but that is not the point, Akito, said it was the only . . ."

"I don't give a damn about Akito, so shut up."

"Oh, welcome, I made lunch if you're hungry."
"SHUT UP!"

"Kyo don't take this out on Tohru."

I looked up and saw Shigure was actually dressed up, and hot damn was he hot.

"Haha Aunty Yuki, likes, Shigure." I blushed and punched the poor girl. "Oh dear Missy what happened, we should go now." I was about out the door when we were blocked by Shigure.

"Now, now, come on in we have to discuss some things again." I couldn't help, but to stare that man was freaking hot. Not in that weird way like Edward Cullen hot, but like that Johnny Depp, when he is dressed as a pirate. (No, Robert Pattson is not hot, but Taylor Launtner is and I never seen Twilight just knows the characters gosh).

"Ah man so that means I have to stay here too? That sucks no offence, but come on, why can't we go to my house it is bigger." They looked at me and then at Missy who was practically clinging to Shigure.

"Shigure lets go have babies." I paled and hit Missy on the head.

"WHAT THE HELL MISSY?" She cried and clung to Shigure more. He nervously laughed and patted her head.

"Other than that I signed Kyo up for school and he will be starting next Monday." I looked at Yuki and Tohru, and then over to Shigure.

"Oh, that's great what school will he be attending?" I think I know, but I am not saying it I like this food.

"Oh, that would be the same school as you and Yuki, and he is also in the same class as you guys as well." I thought I was scary; this Yuki was scared of that Yuki sitting next to her.

"Don't you dare eat any of this food; get out of this room now and don't come back in till we are done." I moved and hid behind Tohru, she was no help.

Shigure then went into Kyo's story telling us how he trained on the mountains and fought bears and meditated under water falls. I laughed and then looked over to see Missy now clinging to Yuki.

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I was walking from the grocery store and ran into Kyo, he was running away from the school, I saw that the students were all at the window, as he got past me I grabbed the back of his collar.

"Oh no, you don't, since you skipped school today, you get to help me with the groceries."

"I don't have time with the stupid . . . Ow what did you do that for?" I threw the bag at him and he seemed to just fall into step with me. "La, la, la, no kids, no kids, okay maybe one, but no kids, oh look at that pretty necklace." I moved to look through the window and saw the pearl necklace that held a heart in the middle. Kyo held half of the groceries and I held the other half.

"You know for an older woman you sure have a lot of energy, almost like a fifteen year old, and the attention span of a three year old." I looked at him and smiled.

"Yep that happeneds in my family I guess or that is what the Faythe brat boy sa- Ohh looks at that." Well I almost gave away that I wasn't from this world, good thing for ice cream. "Do you want some; it's so hot Imma get some." I made my way over and Kyo followed, as the man gave us the cones I went for my wallet when Kyo pulled out some money and gave it to him. I looked at him and smiled.

"Alright back to the house."

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"So you wanna tell me why you ran away from school?" He froze for a moment and then kept walking.

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Was it because the girls were all "I wanna know about Yuki" or was it because a girl confessed her love for you?" He blushed and walked faster, I was chasing him and he was trying to run faster. It was then that I tripped and fell on him, causing the groceries to go everywhere. I looked up to see a sour faced cat; I had to put my hand in front of my mouth to keep from laughing.

"Shut up, it's not funny." He started to rant and try to gather all the stray food. I was now pulling myself together and picking up the other groceries.

"Hrm, anyways you shouldn't be sour all the time or people will just make it into their own gain." There was a poof of orange and I had turned around and I picked up the last of the groceries. When I turned around he had his clothes on and we were on our way, I decided that I would hum, but not that obnoxious hum. We made it to the house without dropping anymore groceries; Shigure greeted us and laughed at the dirt that was on my head.

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"Kyo you can train in the mountains and fight bears . . ."

"I DIDN'T FIGHT BEARS!"

"But you still have a lot of training when it comes to people. You are lucky that Yuki here found you before one of the other members dragged you to the main house." I walked out the room and started to make lunch for us. I knew it was morning and Kyo didn't eat breakfast before he left, I had made some rice balls and some Okonomiyaki.

I heard barking and thought it was Buddha at first, but realized he died the ten years earlier of old age, I didn't have the heart to get a new dog, it wouldn't have felt right.

"Jessie don't run off, come back her, no don't jump on cousin Yuki's lover, he doesn't like you like that, stop it, JESSIE!" I sighed and went into the room, there was Jessie all over Shigure and he didn't seem to mind it. It was then that Missy saw me and she was running around and throwing things, Kyo came in and tripped over a lamp that had fallen and landed on Shigure and Jessie, the dog yelped and I laughed, they got up and looked at Missy.

"Oh, hey Kyo why did you run out of school today?" She started to babble on and on and on, I handed him the lime duct tape and he gladly took it, she started to run around screaming about the evil tape and how it was hard to get off.

"No, it hurts when you try to take it off, tehehe take it off, yeah take it off Kyo I have a dollar." I laughed as Kyo ran away from her and back up on the roof.

"Yuki, I was wondering what relation are you to Tohru." I turned to see Shigure on the wall watching me cook, well I hoped it was me cooking and not my . . .

"Her mother is my best friend, and her god mother, and if anything happeneds to her, I don't think I could live with myself." I didn't hear him move or come near me, so when I turned around to tell him lunch was almost finished I didn't expect him to be right there.

"Um, hey,"

"Hey,"

"Well lunch is almost done I still have to make . . . The . . . Um, Shigure what are you doing?" He was so close, I had forgotten what I was doing and before I knew it he was smashed head first into the other wall. I looked to see Kyo; he had dark aura and then looked at me and frowned.

"Hello girl Yuki, what are you doing in here alone with this pervert?" I smiled back and was away from my daze now. "Meh, are you hungry? Lunch is almost done."

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Lunch was done and we waited for Tohru and Yuki, but when Yuki came in he came in alone. "Where is Tohru?" He looked at me and then at the food.

"I dropped her off at work today." I sighed and gave him some food and we ate.

"Kyo maybe you could go get her after she gets off?" I looked at him and he sighed, Yuki seemed peeved at the idea but didn't say anything.

"Well lets finish eating and then I will do the dishes, oh and Missy," she looked at me then at her plate.

"Y-yes cousin,"

"Don't let me hear you say "take it off" to Kyo, Yuki or Shigure." They all choked on their food and I walked to get them some water.

They all choked on their food and I walked to get them some water.

"Hey how old are you anyways," She was about to say twenty four when I ran and stomped on her head.

"I'm sorry Missy there was a bug on you." They all sweat dropped and looked at me. "Oh she is, um sixteen I think no that's not right, she is twelve, yep that's it twelve."

"How can she be twelve and be in school with us?" I moved off her and then sat next to them.

"She is really smart; I'm surprised she hasn't graduated yet."

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I put Missy to sleep and waited for Tohru and Kyo to come back, I felt myself dosing off, when Yuki came in the room with Shigure. They looked surprised and then they sat down with me.

"Hey guys What'cha up to?" I slurred, I was drunkenly tired and I wanted to greet Tohru, so I could go to bed.

"Yuki, are you okay, you sound drunk." I looked over and saw that Yuki was looking at me with concern.

"Nope not drunk, tired, but Imma wait for Tohru, because I love her." I heard the door open and went to hug Tohru, but Kyo was the victim instead.

"Tohru I missed you, aww, you grew taller than me no fair, huh Tohru where did you go?" I was holding an orange cat and then saw her standing there freaking out. I grabbed her and held her with me.

"DAMN IT SHUT UP YOU DAMNED RAT,"

"I don't think I will,"

"DAMN IT IMMA BREAK YOUR PRETTY BOY FACE!"

I stomped both the boy's heads and dragged Tohru to the bathroom for a nice bath. I went down stairs and then glared they jumped and didn't move.

"If you wake Missy up you will be the ones to put her back to sleep." With that I went to the room and slept.

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"I'm so bored Shigure play a game with me." Why didn't they have any video games or something, Shigure looked up and took his glasses off.

"Sure I could use a break, what do you wanna do?" I gasped and got up.

"Oo let's go to the park . . . No the ice cream shop . . . No the movies . . . No better let's go to the, the, the, hey Shigure, where should we go?" He had his shoes on and was walking out the door.

"Hey wait for me." We walked for awhile and didn't talk it was one of those good silent walks, I saw a bird and then I turned around to see Shigure surrounded by dogs, I laughed, and he sighed.

"Sorry I don't mean to laugh it's just so cute, that this happeneds." He sighed again and let the dogs follow us, I heard a soft mew and looked over and saw a baby kitten, a dog was holding on his back. I went over and petted the dog.

"Aww what a sweet doggy you are, protecting the kitty cat. You wanna come home with us?" I looked at Shigure with puppy dog eyes and he sighed again. He was going to say no when I pushed the kitty in his face.

"How can you say no to this face?" He let me keep them saying that they had to stay outside with Jessie and I had to take care of them.

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I went with Yuki to pick Tohru up and we got some looks from the older woman that worked there, I laughed when they were making flirty faces and walking on.

"What's so funny girl Yuki?" I looked up and saw that he was really close.

"Well the fact that you are practically attracting all the attention, Tamaki would be . . ." I stopped my laughing and looked at him.

"Sorry it must be irritating me mentioning people that you don't know." I looked up at the moon and then over at him. So how was your day today, did you get any confessions?" He seemed down when I said that.

"Yes, but when she tried to hug me I grabbed her head to stop her, she then cried, I tried to turn her down gently, but she didn't want to give up." I looked over and saw that he was not in a good mood.

"Well cheer up bucko maybe I will buy you and Tohru some ice cream." We waited longer and then Tohru came out. I smiled and hugged her and we were on our way.

"Wow you and Kyo sure now how to make a girl feel special," I looked at Yuki and then at Tohru, man I bet I am the cock blocker right now.

"We should go now,"

"Wait Yuki you know you can talk to me and other Yuki about it right."

"Wait why am I other Yuki how come he can't be other Yuki that is lame." Suddenly some drunks past by and pushed Tohru into Yuki. I laughed and watched as they were bonding, I walked ahead and didn't wait.

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I made it home before Yuki and Tohru in time to tuck Missy in, the dogs Jessie and Luna were barking and the cat lion was meowing, I fed them and then sat with Shigure.

"So how was your day?"

"Fine went on a walk with a beautiful girl, and had dongo with her."

"What when did we eat dongo?" He looked at me and then behind me, I looked and saw Kyo, he didn't look mad, but he didn't look happy.

There was a sudden crash of thunder and for some reason I ducked and hid under the little table. Damn that Haruhi giving me her lighting and thunder disease. There was another crash and I saw Shigure and Kyo were bringing in the animals. I heard a scream and ran up stairs without even thinking of possible danger.

"Missy, are you okay?" I looked at Missy who looked scared to death. The thundering and lighting didn't stop and I was stuck with Missy in her room. I jumped with every boom and crash. It was then that Kyo grabbed my hand and Shigure grabbed Missy's and took us to his study.

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The storm had eventually stopped and Yuki and Tohru came in soaking wet, I laughed at them and Missy had fallen asleep, Tohru had made leaks for dinner and Kyo yelled about how he was going to die if he ate anything like that.

"Just eat," We all sweat dropped as Yuki stuffed leaks into Kyo's mouth like it was nothing.

I laughed as Kyo passed out and Yuki was still holding him up stuffing leaks in his mouth.

"Uh Yuki Kyo passed out you can let him go now."

I continued to laugh as tears came to my eye and watched as Tohru was day dreaming; yep this will be a fun adventure.