And here's the Shortest of the Four Episodes I made before I was blocked by One half of the Weirdies. It's like I'm a third wheel to them, It just doesnt seem right with me in the project

Disclaimer: Everything is owned by their respective owners, I own neither the franchises represented or the Weirdies Storyline, I only own myself and this revitalised Universe

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Cast in the name of God!

White Wolf

Ye not the guilty!

Gray Wolf

We have come to terms!

Red Wolf

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Mexican Wolf

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COWBOY BEBOP: 2nd Gig

A WEIRDIES+ Production

When last we left our heroes, they have defeated one of Insano's Robots while taking the form of wolves. Speaking of which, The pack of Wolves seem to have Vanished into thin air. "Okay, now where's Dimentio...?" Jess muttered.

"Hmm, maybe he's the one trying to talk to that life-size poster of David Bowie." Maddie pointed out a man dressed in purple and yellow trying to hold a conversation with a life-size image from the movie Labyrinth. He was holding a bottle of some kind.

"Oh yeah," Jess snickered. "He's drunk again." They both laughed.

"The question is..." Maddie thought aloud. "...who gave it to him this time?" Jess just shrugged. "Well, anyways, since he's too drunk to notice us, let's catch him." They both reached for two conveniently placed butterfly nets and slowly closed in on their "prey".

"One... two... three... GET HIM!"

"Yah!"

In an instant, they both lowered their nets on Dimentio. He was slow to notice them, due to his intoxication, but he screamed when the nets came down. "The Spiders from Mars!" he shrieked. "They've turned on me for bothering their master Bowiiiiiieeeeeeeee!"

"Come on Dimmie," Maddie told him with an angry look in her eyes. "I'd like to introduce you to my friends Jacoby and Meyers." She held up a fist with each name.

"No thanks, I've already met them," Dimentio replied in slurred speech.

"Well, have you met my other friends, Ira and Glass?"

"Ira... Glass... Hourglass!" The drunken jester laughed at the joke only he seemed to get, then passed out.

"Okay..." Maddie gazed at the other end of the football field. "Zoot!" she cried. "Where are you?" The question was soon answered, as Zoot (Who Jess has restored to Normal) was standing a few feet away from them, staring at his shoeless feet.

"So many colors!"

"Zoot, you're staring at your shoeless feet." Maddie turned to Jess, but she saw something was wrong with her friend. Her normally gray eyes had a greenish tint to them, and her face held no discernable expression. "Hail Dimentio!" she suddenly shouted. "He is totally coolies."

"Okay..."

"Will you hail Dimentio, too?"

"I dunno..."

Suddenly, the silhouetted shape of a lady pig leaped toward the group and karate chopped Jess's head with a hearty "HIYA!". "Aah! What the—" A small green plant identical to the one that had overtaken Zoot's mind fell out of Jess's mess of brown hair. "Wh... what happened?" Jess asked in a daze.

"Phew!" a female voice said. "I'm glad to see that horrible Bowie-obsessed jester doesn't have control over vous anymore, sweetie!" The voice happened to belong to none other than Miss Piggy, a lady pig with the tenacity so common in love struck females.

"Miss Piggy...?" Jess mumbled. "Why'd you hit me in the head?"

Miss Piggy smiled. "Oh, it's quite simple, darling," she told her. "First off, moi did not want you to be spirited away against your will by some nincompoop who's obsessed with a singer who went out of style at least a decade ago—"

"Hey... I heard... heard that... p... pork queen!" Dimentio muttered before passing out again.

"OH PUT A SOCK IN IT BEFORE I SOCK IT TO YA!" the pig shouted. "Now where was I? Oh yes! Secondly, if you're canned..." Miss Piggy elbowed Jess in a "hint-hint" sort of way. "Who's gonna write/draw Club Henson and give us Muppets our well-earned publicity back?"

"Oh yeah..." A painful twinge went through Jess's head. "Oh geez, my head hurts..."

Miss Piggy picked up the Floro Sprout. "Well, I would expect so when there's a mind controlling tree-thing growing out of it." She through the Sprout onto a barbeque that some immature freshmen had started.

"Yay! You're okay!" Maddie exclaimed. "Zoot's happy too, right, Zoot? Zoot?"

Zoot was busy watching a slug crawl up his arm. "Slimy," he said to himself. "I wonder what the slime tastes like..."

"Zoot! Don't!" Maddie shouted. Jess acted quick and picked the slug off of Zoot, setting it free near a nice little dandelion. "Phew... now, how do we get out of here?"

"Easy," Jess said. "We make Dimentio warp us out." She turned to the intoxicated jester. "Dimentio, warp us out."

"I... I don't th-think you... wanna do thaaat..." Dimentio said.

"Why not?"

"Ah ha ha ha... I'm DRUNK! Drunk drunk drunk... and confused... and... who spiked the punch booooooowwwl~?" He passed out for a third time.

"Great," Jess moaned. "Just flippin' great. Ah well. Let's just leave him here. We'll let the hangover overtake him in the morning." They stepped over the inebriated pile of Bowie obsession and made their way out of the football field as Maddie got a bright idea.

"We could always call Dribble and Spitz with their taxi cab," she said.

"Yeah..." Jess said, snickering. "But they'll dribble and spit on us." She laughed at her joke, but quickly noticed she was the only one laughing. "Okay, not funny..."

"No they won't," Maddie replied. "They'll probably argue about who would win in a battle: King Kong or Godzilla. Or comment how the new Pokemon look more like Digimon. Or something around those lines."

"Oh, okay then."

Maddie pulled out a cellphone and called Dribble and Spitz. "Now we just have to wait," she told Jess. "Don't worry about them seeing Dimentio. They've unwillingly picked up an alien and mermaid before." She winked.

Jess nodded. "Okay," she replied. "But just to be silly..." Jess quickly jammed a bright orange wig on Dimentio and slapped the back of his head(for no reason). "Mrs Jones needs a ride, tooooo~!"

At that moment, a typical yellow taxi pulled into the school parking lot, stopping in front of the building. Inside the cab was an oversized orange bulldog and a small yellow cat. The yellow cat, Spitz, told them, "Climb in da back. We gots some room."

"Okay," Jess said happily. She turned to Dimentio. "C'mon... Mrs Jones. Time to take you back home."

"...snort...move the stars for no one..."

"Don't mind her," Jess told the cabbies. "She's my elderly neighbor who has a skin condition where her face is black and white." She hid her snicker in a cough. "Yeah, she's been out at a party and I had to bring her home."

"Right," the dog(Dribble) replied. After they had all piled in, he shifted the cab's gear and exclaimed, "'Kay, let's hit the road!"

"Whee!" Zoot cried. "Road trip!"

Spitz looked back at Zoot with a strange expression on his face. "What's his problem?" he asked. "And why is he only wearing shorts?"

"Long story," Maddie told him.

"Yeah, and even longer when we tell it," Jess agreed. Dimentio mumbled something about not being Flavio's son, whatever that meant. "Oh, be quiet, Dime- I mean, Mrs Jones."

"Whatever." Spitz turned back around.

"I think they're buying it!" Jess whispered to Maddie. She turned to the cabbies and told them her address. "We're on it!" exclaimed Dribble. He hit the gas and they sped out of the parking lot and onto the main road. It's a good thing this is only a story, otherwise people coulda been hurt from that. Jess, Maddie and Zoot squealed with delight at the high speeds the cab was reaching. Dimentio was acting like an idiot due to his drunken state, so Jess hit him. "Sorry about her," she told Dribble and Spitz. "She hasn't had her evening meds yet, she's a little... crazy."

Turns out the cabbies weren't even paying attention to her. "You know, I can do a pretty good impression of Wobbuffet," Spitz said proudly. He scrunched his eyes up more than they already were and held his arm near his head in a saluting manner. "WOOOOOOBUUUU—"

"The visuals are funny enough, thank you," Dribble told him, slightly annoyed. Jess was giggling in the back. Suddenly, the engine began to sputter. The speeding cab was slowing down greatly, soon coming to a complete stop. "Okay, we got a problem," Dribble muttered.

"What's wrong?" asked Jess.

"Not sure," Dribble replied. "Let me see." He got out of the cab and opened the hood. At first, there was just a lot of black smoke, then he found what had crapped up the cab. "Well, I found the problem. Looks like somebody tried to cram-a-lam some Swiss Cake Rolls into the battery."

"Wasn't me," Dimentio immediately said. "I hate those things. HATE 'EM!" Jess proceeded to hit him again.

"We can't go anywhere without the battery," Spitz grumbled. "Hey! We could use some help over here! Don't try to back off, jester!"

Dimentio jolted, causing the wig on his head to fall off. "He knows!" he gasped.

"Meh, the disguise was just my Beaker wig, anyway," Jess laughed. She turned to the cabbies. "Okay, I know squat about mechanics, but I'll try to help out."

"My only question is how the Swiss Cake Rolls got in here," Dribble mused.

Spitz glared at Zoot. "Maybe the blue dude with just shorts knows," he said. Jess nodded, since Zoot's face was covered in chocolate in frosting, which looked suspicious. "Zoot?" Maddie asked him. "Do you know how these Swiss Cake Rolls got into the battery of the cab?"

"Um... no."

"Okay then," Jess said. "What are you eating?"

"Um, nothing."

Maddie shook her head in slight disbelief. "Okay, then why do you have chocolate and frosting all over your mouth, and holding a Swiss Cake Roll wrapper?"

"Um, I found the wrapper, and I'm eating a cupcake?"

"Uh-huh. Right. I think we found our culprit."

Jess started laughing. "Zoot, you are soooo busted," she told him. He didn't hear her, though, since he was chasing after a butterfly. Spitz also saw the butterfly and, being a cat, he chased after it as well. Jess also chased after it, but with a camera so she could get its picture.

"Spitz!" Dribble called out. "Come back! I need help with the taxi! I almost got it fixed!" Jess dragged Zoot and Spitz back to the taxi and they all got in. "Okay! Let's hit the road again!" He put the pedal to the metal and off like a rocket they went.

"I like butterflies," said Zoot.

"I like buttered toast," Spitz replied.

"Buttered toast? I don't get that."

"Well, maybe you should of ordered some!"

"Y'know what they say," Dimentio hiccupped. "All toasters toast toast!" Jess almost vomited from the presence of a running gag found in YouTube Poop. Zoot started to sing a little song.

Everybody knows it
Everybody knows it's true.
Oh yeah.
And work out twice a day.
Don't ask me why I said it,
'Cause I already forgot.
I ALREADY FORGOT!
I ALREADY FORGOT!

I can't remember yesterday,
I only remember Steve!
I can't remember Steve now!

He mostly just got weird looks, though Jess laughed. "Who's Steve?" Dribble asked Spitz, though his feline friend had no idea who the heck Steve was. Jess had been staring out the window for the past few minutes, trying to catch a glimpse of her house. Soon, she caught sight of the trashy house beside it. "Okay, my house is coming up... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here!"

Dribble stopped the cab right in front of Jess's house. "Here we are!" he said.

"Great!" Jess exclaimed. She kicked Dimentio out of the cab before getting out herself. "Thanks, you guys!"

"See ya!"

"Bye-di-bye!" They all waved(except for Dimentio) as Dribble and Spitz drove off. Suddenly, Jess realized something. "Oh, crap," she moaned. "I forgot to pay the fare." She shrugged. "Oh well. If they're dumb enough not to realize that, then poop on them."

"They do it all the time!" Maddie exclaimed. "They've done it with an alien and a mermaid!"

Jess laughed. She pulled a rainbow-colored key from her pocket and unlocked the front door. "Dimentio, get in there," she said after she opened the door, kicking the jester inside. His eyes spun in their sockets.

"Why for must you be so violet?" he cried.

"Purple," Jess replied firmly. "There is no violet. And I think the term you're looking for in this situation would be "violent". With a N." It was Maddie's turn to laugh. "Okay, so... I'll call you tommarow?" Jess asked her friend.

"Yeah. Good luck with the whole spiderman thing" Maddie cried as she went on her way. Jess was not sure how it happened, but her mind snapped back to normal when she saw Dimentio doing the YMCA dance, accompanied by the song.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the globe. It was a beautiful Sunday Morning as Detective Hubb Lebowski was organising the Transfer student list for a detailed analysis of the children who would one day be the future of reality itself. A gaurd fetches a phone for Hubb to say, "a call from Dr. Degre, Detective." somehow, he knew she'd come along to rescue him from stakeout duty "Hello!"

"So, Any word on Insano in the states?" Asked Cher.

"Well, There was this flare that Distracted him long enough for these two superhuman female adolescents to burst in and take him down. At least, that's what I heard in the Article I handpicked by Googling it, The rest is about two streaking siblings." It was there that Hubb then started to complain about his situation "I just don't get it! We finally get back together but work decides to pull us apart yet again, What Luck."

Cher took note of his sarcastic tone "Would you rather disect Insano's Lab over here in Alaska?" Hubb Refused. "Okay, If you have anything else to report, you have the right to do so."

"I think Quent was there, Probably with the Wolfdog." Hubb reported before he signed off saying: "I just wanna try out this one thing."

"Seriously, If you want to try the thing on the phone, I'm sorry, I dont think it's the same with phone s-" Three Sax Notes were all it took to get Cher to be startled by this new thing. She asks a nearby scientist if they could use the saxaphone. The guy agreed and on the other side of Hubb's Phone were eleven notes of esctacy that was contrived by the writers. We see the Wolves Sleeping as both Saxaphones play that saxaphone music composed by Yoko Kanno for a certain anime.

Later that same day, Hubb spotted Lord Darcia fighting a masked puppet. He dodged every punch and every kick they would toss at them with little effort. "Is that the best you've got?" The Noble assumed as he puts his hand on the head of the mysterious figure, it then exploded into various blood and guts. Hubb chased after Lord Darcia.

We go on to a minute or two before this moment ends as Zatch ran in the park. Kolulu, Tia, and he were playing tag as their partners watched. Kolulu, who had been returned to battle because of the King forcing her to, chased Zatch around the monkey bars because she was it. "Ya can't catch me Kolulu!" Zatch ran with a small laugh. "Kids…" Kiyo chuckled. "aw, does little Kiyo miss being a wittle kid?" Megumi teased. "Hey!" Kiyo laughed. Megumi play fully pushed him to the ground. Lori rolled her eyes playfully with a small giggle. Kolulu, now chasing Tia, giggled. "Sorry sis! I love ya, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna go easy on you!" Tia yelled. Kolulu ran so fast on trying to catch her sister, that she didn't see the toy hidden in the sand, so she tripped.

"Ow!" Kolulu cried. Lori and Megumi, who stopped just enough from torturing Kiyo, ran over to Kolulu (That includes Kiyo) who was by her sister and her crush. "Are you okay, Kolulu?" Lori asked in concern. "Y-yeah. It's just a small scrape on my knee." Kolulu stuttered, trying not to cry. Zatch, or AKA, her crush, noticed the toy on the ground was Vulcan. "Oh! I'm sorry Kolulu, I must've put Vulcan there when we got to the park. I'm really sorry." Zatch said apologizing. "It's okay, Zatch." Kolulu said blushing a little pink. Nobody really noticed but the humans. Kiyo picked Kolulu up and put her on the park bench. "Lori can you read the spell?" Kolulu pleaded. "Yeah, here we go: Kero Zerusen!" Lori yelled, taking out a pink book.

Kolulu, who had her hand a few inches away from her knee, pinkish aurora came out of her hand and landed on her knee, within a few seconds, the scraped was left with nothing but a scar. "You've really got to teach me how to do that…" Zatch joked. Kolulu giggled. "There's one other thing I wanna say." Kolulu said. "What's that?' Tia asked. Kolulu touched Zatch on the arm and said: "Tag! You're it!" She the jumped from the bench and ran the same direction Tia did. "Hey! No fair!" Zatch laughed. He ran after the girls within seconds. Zatch ran gleefully from Tia, whom was now it. Kolulu, giggling, suddenly collapsed again with her hands on her head screaming. "Kolulu!" Tia and Zatch yelled in concern, running to the pink haired girl. But they too suddenly collapsed with their hands over their heads. "Kolulu!" "Zatch!" "Tia!" their partners yelled running to them. Kolulu, having pink aurora come over her, red aurora around Tia, and Blue around Zatch, the aurora had disappeared and the mamodos suddenly looked different. They had become wolves. "What's going on?" Kolulu said, in a lower voice of her usual one. "My voice!" Hubb Raced to the park to see what was going on. The Three Wolves looked to the sky, it was pouring Green blood all over... they all began to howl with grief, as if the were mourning someone.

And with the howls of a rain coated with the blood of a King, Hubb's quest for paradise began, Just like that...

Long Live the King

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