AN: Spread the word of a non-humor pokemon naruto fic

In a field a Kirlia used Reflect and Light-Screen simultaneously effectively stopping the Shadow Ball and Mega Punch by a Sneasel and Riolu respectively. Then the Riolu used Brick Break and rolled into an Iron Tail, it connected. But what he hit was actually a substitute and he was hit by a magical leaf.

"That's it skirt boy," a Sneasel rushed at the Kirlia only to disappear and reappear hitting him with a strong Slash attack only to disappear and hit the Riolu with an Aerial Ace, effectively knocking them both out of the ring.

"You know Tenten you wouldn't have one if we weren't fighting in an enclosed space. And on top of that I used miracle eye allowing me to hit you with Psychic attacks."

"Shut it Neji you know I beat you fair and square. And Lee, before you do something crazy, Neji was the first one out meaning he has to treat us to lunch."

"Hey can I join you?" a new voice said, "Or how about if I can beat one of you I join you guys?"

"Who are you? Show yourself!" Neji said.

"Okay, but is it a deal?" a small Vulpix walked into the clearing. All three of them flinched, "Oh and before I tell you my name isn't it polite to tell me yours first? You did ask me you know?"

"The name is Neji of the Ralts clan and who do you want to fight?" the Vulpix started to laugh wildly, sporting a tick mark Neji yelled at the Vulpix, "What's so funny you little brat?"

"First off let's stop answering each other with questions, second the name's Naruto of the I sleep on the streets clan, third the winner of this little match," he paused to take a breath, "The Neji I knew never wore skirts."

"So you wanna fight me? Oh by the way my name is Tenten," she smiled brightly at him,

"I won't go easy on you," she said as she disappeared only to reappear hitting him with a blizzard.

He countered by using captivate (1) and burning her with an ember. She jumped back then did an agility coupled with a double team and hitting him all around with an ice beam, "So it seems you lost huh?" she said as she powered up her strongest shadow ball,

As she threw it a poof went off in the ice and Naruto appeared accidentally right in front of the shadow ball, "Aaaaaahhhhhh!" he fell silent.

Tenten walked towards his body smirking and as she was about to slash him, he used flamethrower and knocked her out.

"Huh? I-I-I won," he said as he collapsed.

"What do you mean he sleeps on the street? And what did you do?" Neji and Lee were cowering in fear, "You fought with him that's what you did. I should send you to the Pokemon Center. And when I ask him about where he's going to sleep he says 'I'll do' I should smack him too and me for believing in him. Gah this just ain't my day."

Shizune interrupted, "Excuse me Tsunade-sama but you have a visitor."

"Come on in," an Absol walked in, "Oh hello Minto (2) what brings you here to this neck of the woods."

"It's a pleasure to see you again; I need to speak to you in private, if that's all right with you of course."

After they got to her office in the hospital she asked, "Why are you here now? It's been ten years. And let me guess you came back for the village's sake-" she was cut off by a Sunny Day.

"Do you ever stop ranting, though you are right I didn't come back for the village I came back for your new resident 'monster' Naruto is his name I believe," the smirk evident in his voice, "I want to take him under my wing; and yes you can keep an eye on him he'll still be in the village. Just he'll be living with me and learning from me that's all."

"Why should I trust you? For all I know you could be helping Orochimaru create a Pokemon that can never die!"

"Why you ask? It's because I'm the only one in this village who would dare take in such a 'monster' only because I'm a 'monster' myself. But really do you have a choice?" something in his voice hypnotized the poor Blissey

"I-I-I guess not. He will be with someone very strong at least who can teach him many things. So you'll be his care taker not his legal guardian, but you'll have to talk to him first. Oh and make sure that the next time you use Captivate make sure it truly works. Hyaa!" she yelled as she hit Minto with a super-charged Pound.

"So Tenten-chan how did you get to become so good," Naruto said flirtingly.

BAM! "I would like it if you didn't hit on my teammate!" Neji said angrily.

"Wow I never knew you liked her like that skirt-boy."

"That's it only Tenten can call me that!" with as much anger as a skirt laden boy could, he threw Naruto straight across the room into the bed pan…recently used bed pan.

"Naruto-kun why are you in a bed pan like a Pokemon that can't swim?" Lee asked as he came in.

"Because mister happy-happy joy-joy can't take a joke."

"Excuse me but can I speak to my charge in private, or is the latest gossip more important?" asked Minto as he walked through the door.

"Hey Lee is it me or does that man have stick farther up hi-" Tenten was interrupted abruptly.

"I can still hear you." the Absol said without turning his head.

As they walked out Minto started talking, "Naruto would you like to come and live with me until you fully evolve or receive the Silver Rank (3)? All you have to do is accept my offer."

(1) Captivate will be used as more of an awake hypnosis.

(2)Minto is Mint which means in flower arrangements suspicion

(3) The ranking system is more like this-

Normal rank-student

Bronze rank-Genin

And so-on and so forth