Chapter Two
Aloha From Hell
((A/N: In this chapter you'll notice some…very profound changes in Eureka.This story is going to be a bit raunchy…if you don't like it….don't read. Thank you.))
"ALL HANDS TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM A.S.A.P! I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!"
"Eureka…..wait..Holland want's everybody…wait ….stop for a second." Renton blinked and pulled away from Eureka and wiped the thin trail of saliva off his lips. He and Eureka had spent a lot of time making-out in his room lately…not that he didn't enjoy it and he was complaining…they'd just done it a lot as of late. Eureka slid off his lap and onto the floor and waited for him to follow suit, and they headed out the door together towards the Conference Room. Today had gone on as usual. Exactly what Renton expected…well except for a few things. Holland beat up Jobs because he sold him some bad weed that had something called "Angel Dust" mixed in with it that apparently had his guts backed up for hours. Moondoggie and Gidget did it on top of the washing machine again…and broke it. Hilda and Talho got into a fight over the last tampax pearl, and Matthieu asked Holland for a share of his 'Headache Medicine' only to receive another swift kick in the ribs. Renton wasn't expecting much out of Hollands announcement but when he entered he noticed that Talho looked pretty happy for a change. The other members were all loitering around the room sitting in their perspective places. Once he and Eureka sat down in the back Holland turned to them and cleared his throat.
"All right gang..I've got some real good news…so brace yourselves!" Holland smiled. "Starting tomorrow…we're all going on a vacation to Soleo Del' Tia Erio!" Vacation. Several people's eyes lit up at this announcement….including Renton but he was a bit preoccupied with something else at the moment. Moondoggie nearly knocked over the coffee table. "Dude! Are you serious?! That place is like LIFTING CENTRAL! They even got a customizeable board shop there!" Gidget giggled and hugged Moondoggie. "Aaaannnndd they got plenty of really big hotel rooms…with nice..big…beds!" Holland nodded and laughed. "Yeah…they got all that too Gidget, and maybe even a little more. We're takin' ourselves a break from the ordinary tomorrow, so let me explain how this is gonna work out."
Renton tried as hard as he could to pay attention to Holland, but with Eureka licking and kissing up and down his neck, he was finding it rather difficult. Renton didn't think what was going on earlier back in his room could've gotten Eureka so bothered but he needed to stop her so he could hear the details about the vacation. Her teeth grazed a particularly sensitive place and right then and there he forced her off his lap and to the side of him. The bad part about this situation was that when he pushed her off Holland looked right at him and raised a very accusing eyebrow. Renton scratched the back of his head and smiled. "Um….sorry Holland…you didn't notice all that did you?" Holland smirked. "Notice what? The fact that you've turned Eureka into a little freak?" Everybody laughed except Eureka and Renton, though Eureka's feature's held a bit more of an irritated look rather than the slightly embarrassed look Renton's held. Her expression darkened. "I don't think that's very funny Holland." Eureka spoke these words in a way that Renton hadn't heard her speak in a long time. That hollowed, unfeeling voice she used to have when he'd first met her. Renton tilted his head and looked at her. "Holland's only joking Eureka.", he said smiling. She looked at him and instantly wiped the smile off his face. "Well I'm not laughing! And I don't think that someone who'd rather smoke than commit to his wife and child has much room to talk!" Renton's jaw dropped. "Eureka wait a minute! It's not all that serious! Calm down!" Everyone, including the disgruntled Holland were all quiet until Eureka walked out the automatic sliding door back towards Renton's. Hap broke the silence with an uneasy laugh. "Looks like Renton gave her a little attitude too….guess now we all know even Eureka can get angry." It was a few minutes before anyone said anything else and Holland eventually ended the meeting . "Well folks…tomorrow we'll all be writing 'Aloha From Hell' on our post-cards, so pack up and get ready! We ship out at 5 AM!"
((A/N: Can anybody guess whats wrong with Eureka? Hint:It goes a little deeper than just wanting to 'woo-hoo' with Renton.))