disclaimer: homestuck doe snot belong to me it belongs to Andrew Hussie, but if it did john and dave would've already been canon u v u
ok wow sorry guys for that really really long wait, i've just been really busy w/ school and life : 1
but anyways here you guys go! now i need to go work on summer rain x - x
(roxy and dirk are introduced! yes roxy is rose's older sister and dirk's older brother)
PLEASE ENJOY! U V U
Ok, hold on, you should not be enjoying this! You should not be kissing your best bro back!? You- you are not a homosexual!? But…it doesn't feel weird, like you'd expect it to be, it's weird that you don't feel weird. His soft lips pressed against yours, your stomach is practically doing flips.
Hold. The. Fucking. Phone. You. Are. Not. A. Homosexual.
With that thought practically screaming at you, you push away quickly, eyes widen a little, "Wh-what the hell?!" your voice came out shaky and a few pitches higher than usual. Dave just sat there, a smirk tugging at his lips.
"I-I'm not a homosexual." You whispered shakily, closing your eyes for a second, "Thanks for the ride home." You say once your eyes are open again. You try putting a genuine smile back on your face, but you can't find yourself to do it, so instead you force one. Dave raises an eyebrow, he can totally see right through it.
"No problem," he said, his voice sort of filled with confusion, as you open the car door, Dave grabs your wrist, you look back hesitantly, "Wh-what?" Damnit, you sound like a teenage girl.
"Don't let what just went down ruin or friendship, ok?" Dave actually sounded worried; you blink before replying, "I won't." Dave smiled, just a little, "Now get of my car, Egderp." He said letting go of your wrist, you laughed a little, before getting out.
"See you tomorrow at school." You lean down to say, before shutting the car door and walking up to your front door. You hear Dave back out of the driveway, before unlocking your front door and stepping inside. You go straight upstairs, to your bedroom, and close the door behind you.
You scream into your pillow, after throwing your backpack to the ground and plopping yourself onto the bed. You sigh sitting up, "What the hell, why- I'm not a homosexual. I'm not a homosexual." You continue repeating this as you take off your wet clothes and put on a pair off dry boxers and pajama pants.
After getting a snack, you head back upstairs. When you get to your room, you turn on your laptop and plop down onto your bed. You open pesterchum, and right once you do, it lights up.
turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB]
TG: sup
EB: Oh hey dave sorry i can't chat right now dad just got home
EB: Talk to you later?
ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]
You heave an aggravated sigh, as you close the window and exit from pesterchum. You hate lying, especially to Dave.
You sort of lost all interest in playing on you laptop, you get up from your desk and curl up in your bed hiding under the sheets.
Wow great way of showing that you're a young man John, more like a love struck fourteen year old girl.
Great.
You begin to fall asleep, becoming lost in a dream.
"What is up with him? I must have seriously fucked him up when I kissed him earlier." You murmur as you close your pesterchum window. You grab your acoustic guitar and strum a few chords, humming the tune as you begin to play, "he's got blue eyes deep like the sea, that roll back when he's laughing at me, he rises up like the tide..." you slowly bring your strumming to a stop as you finish off the song, "the moment his lips meet mine."
"Dave you sound like a little love struck teenage girl." Your bro smirks at you as he leans against your door frame. You glare at him from behind your shades, "What the he-""I have to agree with him on that." You hear a very amused Rose say, as she comes out from behind your brother.
"You have a guest." Your brother says before leaving the two of you alone.
"Sup flighty broad?" you ask setting your guitar down and leaning back in your chair with your arms behind your head, a smirk plastered onto your face.
"Nothing really, just thought I'd stop by to check on you." She pokes you in the side as she leans against your desk. "Also you weren't answering my texts; I thought bro might've killed you or something." You grab your cell phone and yep there they are five unread text messages.
"No, I was with John." You say setting your phone back down on your desk. Rose raised an eyebrow at this, "And did you tell him how you feel?"
"Well yes and no." you say clapping your hands together, Rose's silence tells you that it's okay to continue, "I…sort of kissed him." You look back at Rose to see a somewhat surprised expression on her face.
"Really? How did he react? Did he kiss you back? Does he feel the same way?" She asked eyes filled with excitement.
"Whoa calm your tits Rose. And I didn't tell him how I felt, plus he told me he wasn't a homosexual…again" Rose goes into deep thought.
After a moment of silence, she speaks up," You know he's lying when he says he's not a homosexual right?" This catches your attention, you take of your shades, to reveal your unnatural red eyes, and look into Rose's.
"And what do you mean by that my dear sister?"
"Well here let me show you." She pulls out her phone and taps away until it's shoved in your face.
It's a pesterlog filled with blue and purple text.
ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT]
EB: hey rose?
TT: John is something on your mind?
TT: You seem a bit worried.
EB: ok wow i haven't even told you what's wrong yet
EB: well anyways it's probably your psychoanalysis junk
TT: I have a feeling this has something to do about school.
EB: um yeah
EB: a friend of mine has a crush on his best friend
EB: and he doesn't really know how to tell them
EB: you know without possibly messing up their friendship
TT: John this boy wouldn't happen to be you?
TT: Because if it is, you can just tell me.
EB:…noooooooo
TT: Ok yeah, that wasn't obvious.
TT: Please continue.
EB: ok…
EB: well this he doesn't know what he's feeling?
EB: like he tells himself he's not a homosexual, but then again
EB: the way this guy makes him feel
EB: it's like one of karkat's romcoms
TT: mhm, have you tried hinting that you like this boy?
TT: May I ask who this young man is that you're crushing on?
TT: I might even write a ff about it
TT: ;)
EB: rose
EB: no
EB: just stop
TT: Ok yea I'll just keep that to myself.
TT: Continue.
EB: ok um well this I don't even know rose
TT: John if you tell me who it is, I could help you.
TT: But not knowing who your crush is, and how I can help win their heart,
TT: it's quite tricky.
EB: ok yea i guess i can understand that
EB: umm well
TT: Its Karkat isn't it?
TT: But he's dating Terezi?
TT: And plus Jade and Nepeta are crushing on him too.
TT: You've got some completion John.
EB: karkat?
EB: HA!
EB: no
EB: it's dave
TT: Really?
TT: Then this'll work out great.
EB: what will work out?
EB: rose you're creeping me out
TT: Sorry John
TT: But I'd just tell him how you feel.
EB: really?
TT: Yes John, if you didn't know Dave's bi.
TT: He probably likes you too.
TT: :)
EB: oh wow
EB: well i didn't know that
EB: but i'm still not sure about my feelings
TT: Well if you do like Dave.
TT: And he happens to like you back, but you're still not sure.
TT: He'll wait for you.
TT: Well I have to run.
TT: Good luck John.
EB: thanks rose you're a great friend
tentacleTherapist [TT] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB]
Ok, wow Rose just sort of made you confessing your feelings for John a lot easier.
"OK Great." You said, as you handed Rose her phone back.
"Rose your sister's here to get you." Bro came to the door.
"Come on Rosie! Can have Janey waiting up on me, got some serious studying to do chica!" Roxy, Rose's older sister, came to the door and grinned, "hey lil' man." She winked before disappearing.
Rose looked back at you and smiled," Don't be afraid Dave, just let him come to you. It may take a while for him to figure it out, but you can wait. And in the end, it'll be worth the wait."
"Heey Dirky what's cooking!" You hear Roxy say, followed shortly by "Roxy no. Just go. Now." You heard her laugh and Rose let out a laugh herself, "Bye Dave." And with that the Lalonde's had left the building.
"It'll be worth it in the end." You murmur to yourself, and smile a little as you turn to your sketchbook.