How to Piss Off the Akutsuki
21-40
21. Paint Deidara's and Hidan's room hot pink.
"Who painted my room pink,un!"
"What the fuck! Who did this?"
"SAKURA!"
"I didn't do it!"
22. Get Kisame drunk and sing 'Shots' by Lil Jon with him.
"Kisame here's a bottle of sake".
"Hey thanks pinky".
1 hour later…
"If you ain't taking shots, get the fuck out the club…."
Sakura and Kisame pushed the other Akutsuki out of the place and into the forest.
23. Put Hidan's bed in the pool.
"Okay ready let's go," One of the Sakura clones whispered.
"ZZZZ," Hidan snored.
"Set it right there and push a little".
"Retreat".
Next morning…
SPLASH!
"SAKURA!"
"HAHAHA!"
"You better run pinky!"
24. While staring at Pein's eyes, say "Purple is gay".
"Sakura, what are you staring at?"
"…"
"Sakura?"
"Purple is gay".
"SAKURA!"
"Sayonara!"
25. Put baby oil on the floor of Konan's hallway.
"!" Scream. Crash. Streams of curses. The Akutsuki ran to Konan who was at the end of the hallway on the ground, with things broken.
"That was so- !" Everyone slipped and slid to Konan, except Sakura who just stood there laughing, colliding into each other.
"SAKURA!"
26. Tackle Kakuzu and Zetsu yelling "HUMAN SHIELD"
"Zetsu! Kakuzu!" they turned to the source, but was tackled and pushed to the wall by 5 Sakura clones. "HUMAN SHIELD!"
"What the hell?"
"'Human Shield'?"
27. Dress in a bunny costume and throw eggs at the Akutsuki.
"".
"Sakura, why are you in a bunny costume with a basket?" Itachi asked with curiosity. The other Akutsuki members stared at her. Sakura started throwing eggs with deadly accuracy at the members.
"!" they screamed as they tried to block the eggs.
"HAPPY EASTER!" Sakura yelled and hopped away laughing evilly.
28. Put a hungry cat in Kisame's closet.
"Okay kitty, go into the closet".
"Meow".
"Ta ta".
3 days later…
"I'll be right there, Itachi! Just gotta get my coat".
"MEOW!"
"AHH! GET THIS CAT OFF OF ME! I'm not seafood-oh wait I am. Help!"
"Tobi will help fishy-chan! OW the kitty just bit Tobi!"
29. Lick 'Tobi's' mask thinking it is a real 'lollipop'.
Lick. Disgusted look.
"Sakura-chan, why did you lick Tobi's mask?"
"I thought you were a lollipop".
30. Spray a weed killer spray on Zetsu.
"Why the hell are you spraying me with this freaking weed killer spray, Sakura?"
"I needed to kill an unwanted plant around here".
"SAKURA!"
"See you later weed!"
31. Push Itachi down the stairs and say "Oops"
"Sakura, what are you up to- AHH!" BAM. BAM. BAM. GROANS.
"OOPS!"
"SAKURA" groans in pain.
32. Put pig hoofprints with mud all over the walls and ceiling while singing the 'spiderpig' theme song.
"Spiderpig. Spiderpig. Spiderpig.."
"What did you just do to the living room!" Konan shrieked and the others looked shocked.
"SPIDERPIG!" Sakura yelled and flipped, doing a pose.
33. Put one of Sasori's puppet in his shower.
Sasori woke up and went straight to his shower. He stripped off his clothes and moved the curtains when he saw his puppet all of a sudden. "!" Sasori almost had a heart attack at this. "SAKURA!"
34. Dress up in a panda costume and walk around with a real panda.
WADDLE. WADDLE.
"Why are you in a panda suit,un?"
"No reason".
"Is that a panda?"
"Yup". Growl. "Quiet Bon Bon".
"I'm so going to sacrifice it to Jashin".
"Run for your life Bon Bon! AHH!"
"Should we save pinky and 'Bon Bon'?"
"Maybe later".
35. Dig a ditch in front of Konan's and Pein's room.
Doors open. Step- Bam!
"Why is there a ditch here?" Pein yelled while sitting up straight.
"Ow that hurt!"
"I think I know who did this".
"Right on it. SAKURA!"
36. Play with a paddleball and say it's a weapon while hitting them.
"Why do you have a paddle?" Kisame asked.
"It's a weapon".
"No it isn't".
"Yes it is".
"Prove it". BAM!
"It is a weapon. There's your proof."
37. Switch Hidan's shampoo with hot red hair dye.
"!"Hidan screamed.
"Haha you look like a freaking tomato!" Konan burst out laughing and fell on the floor.
"That is just disturbing," Sasori muttered and shook his head.
"PINKY!"
"Sakura has just left the building," Sakura yelled.
38. Chant the Barney song in a dinosaur costume in front of the Akutsuki.
"I love you. You love me.." Sakura chanted and swayed, waving her hands in the air.
"I thought dinosaurs were extinct,un!"
"Kill her!" Hidan screamed and lunged to Sakura with his scythe. Sakura waited until the last moment and hit him with a baseball bat that she got out of thin air.
39. Tape a 20 dollar bill in the back of Tobi's back.
"Hi, Tobi!" Sakura greeted and gave him a big hug while taping a bill on his back.
"Hi, Sakura-chan!"
"Well gotta go! See ya!" Sakura walked off as Kakuzu came in front of Sakura.
"Give me that money, Tobi!" Kakuzu tackled Tobi to the ground.
"Kakuzu, get off of Tobi," Tobi started flailing his legs and arms wildly.
40. Try to burn Sasori saying, "I know you're still a puppet!" while chasing him down.
"Brat, why are you chasing me with a flamethrower?"
"You better run, Pinocchio!".
"Get the hell away from me!"
"I know you're still a puppet, Sasori!"
A/N:
Happy New Years! Sorry I was kinda late. My brother wouldn't give me the laptop so like yeah. And I was hyper on this chapter because I ate donuts… Review please and thanks to the people who reviewed!
-IINSANEG