Distorted Wedding Bells

~ Chapter Two~

Stormy Clouds Floating On Still Waters

By Inuyashas Youkai

Inuyasha's eyes followed his target as the music began when the announced the new husband , and wife, when the song Love Love Love by Avalanche played, within the church hall..

Girl I say, if only life would lean our way .

'Not seeing it from where I stand , ya dumbshit '

Where you and me could run away to be wherever our adventure waits.

'How about I come and steal my mate back from you, what would you do?'

And time would be a distant memory, nobody could tell us to stay.

' And you wouldn't be able to see , in a blink of a eye she becomes your memory.'

Well I've been dreaming ever since I've seen you happened to come my way.

'I've been plotting , ever since I've known you took what's mine , away..'

I've heard your heart saying love love love

'I kick your ass saying your done done done'

I've heard your heart saying love love love

'I take my mate back and run run run...'

I've heard your heart saying love love love

'I sit back and smile with my love love love.'

And all it seems awfully far for us to find at all.

' Yes because once I run , you'll never find her, lazy human'

All these years will wash away, and we will be clean, will have nothing more.

'All these years apart come together, we will forget you ya weakening putz.'

I can say they'll come another day where our money , and time will hold .

'I can say forever come my way, and with her my love will always hold. '

But on our hands, our wrinkles understand.

'When she remembers me , leaving you , your hands won't understand-'

We really wanted more.

'Rejecting you more and more.'

I've heard your heart saying love love love

'I kick your ass saying your done done done'

I've heard your heart saying love love love

'I take my mate back and run run run...'

I've heard your heart saying love love love

'I sit back and smile with my love love love.'

Although suddenly a hard force slammed upon my skull, releasing a whining growl from with my chest, as it is come to knowing the object thrown , and by whom thought is was a great idea to disturb my entertainment with this issue, with shooting them down in the shit, using blunt objects to grow something painful as hell from my skull.

' Of course it just had to be a stupid fucking bible thumping guide for all the lost morons, only drueling for more deceptions to be force-fed into there microscopic brains! To top it off was the one that decided to impale my skull with it ! The one whom carrying the title of the hugest blasphemy in the human history of religion itself, a perversely, horny, sex obsessed monk that couldn't resist fondling anything with tits , ass , and a heartbeat! No need to be able to move , actually the swine would want it better that way, to grope till his heart content. I'll show him,watch this!' Inuyasha scanned over the crowd until he found just the person that he was looking for, and once he had just turned from a naughty smirk to a devilish grin .

Inuyasha slyly walked to the other side of the room where it was that one person who was known for the crush on his monk friend that was held within this person, too bad it was a male , but he wanted to help him out with sharing a few things about his best buddy, ya know cause he's all out there to make everyone else's life flipping happy .

'So why not start here with the little gay man Jaken?'

Once Inuyasha made it to his openly appreciative, lovingly worshiping master of the male population in the years having to put up with his constant pining for the false follower of the third kind , Miroku, introducing Jaken , it was made known in a whisper of a idea that would make the man, wanted more than breathing itself of how to get the prior's clutches upon the latter's. The very conception was genius but no doubt it would cause a uproar, and no less continue the amusement for the event that Inuyasha bred hatred for than his long existence itself. Following the last of what Inuyasha had planned for Jaken to be told in order for the fun to begin, once Miroku sees whats been planned for his dinning pleasure this evening, and it is .

'Your stupid head's been slammed repeatedly with a baseball bat , and for dessert the wife that hands your ass to ya renews your lease on the couch because she thinks your gay..'

'Ha! Let the games begin...' Inuyasha smirks before reclaiming his seat , and settle's the act of innocence into his features.

TBC...