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I don't own anyone but Aubree. Nothing. Nada. Zip. All goes to J.R.R. Tolkien

Also Aubree means 'Bree' in Elvish. It was the quickest name I could find

Chapter I – What the hell happened to the Fellowship?

Aubree of Eryn Lasgalen, more commonly known as Mirkwood or Greenwood the Great rode along with Elladan Elrondion and Elrohir Elrondion of Imladris or Rivendell to Bree. They had heard from both Queen Arwen Elrondion and Thranduil that Aragorn and Legolas were heading to Bree. And there they were going.

"We should be almost there," Elladan said. He and his twin were both pale, with long raven black hair and grey eyes. Aubree had pale blond hair and leaf green eyes. She wasn't as pretty as Arwen, but she was still very pretty, but she thought herself as plain and slightly boring.

"Sure thing. Let's go and annoy Estel when we get there," Elrohir agreed. Aubree sighed. Those two were pranksters. They had helped Legolas in three all out prank wars. Now that was a scary time. About everyone Elf had bright colored hair and skin. Not to mention the forbidden topic of What-Happens-In-The-Baths-Stays-In-The-Baths. Only, she, Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas and a few Elven-Lords knew what had happened and it wasn't a pretty memory.

When they got to Bree it was quiet. Aubree got off her horse and the twins put the three away, as she went to find the members of the Fellowship.

"Hello," she said, kindly to Butterbur, the bartender. "Has a Strider or Legolas arrived?"

"As a matter of fact," Butterbur said. "But they disappeared yesterday night."

"What do you mean?" Elladan or Elrohir asked. She couldn't figure out which twin it was because he was standing behind her.

"They just left. Strider, the Elf, the Dwarf and the Halflings," Butterbur said. "It seemed like they were trying to leave in a hurry."

"Dan! Ro!" Two child-like voices called. The three Elves turned around to see two Hobbit Children standing behind them. It was Eleanor Gamgee and Faramir Took. But why would those two be there, if their fathers were gone?

"El! Far!" Elladan and Elrohir called, picking up the Hobbits.

"Where's your Ada?" Elrohir asked Eleanor and Elladan did the same with Faramir.

"Gone!"

"They left without us," Eleanor said, being the oldest of the pair. "We were in the inn next door, dada said we shouldn't be in here – bar fights and drunks – and this morn' they were gone."

"Can you help us fin' em'?" Faramir asked.

"Sure," Aubree said, kindly. "But we need to figure out where exactly they are," she said puzzled.

"I know where your friends went," A voice said from behind them. They all turned around to see a man, standing there looking at them, cloaked in a dark cloak, the hood of it up, covering his face. But he was dressed like a Ranger/Gondor Soldier mix.

"Who are you?"

"Bian," came the short answer. Hidden in Elvish, Aubree thought. How nice.

"And you know who we're looking for … how?" Elladan asked. Bian just smirked.

"I'm friends with them, Son of Elrond."

"And you know me how?" Elladan asked.

"You and your twin, Elrohir, are well known and you two are the only twin Elves in Middle-Earth," Bian said. "So do you want to find your friends or not?"

"We do," Elrohir said.

"But how can we trust you?" His twin finished. Bian thought about that.

"You just have to trust me," Bian said, swiftly, turning on his heel. "Now are you going to help me or not?"

"He seems trust worthy," Aubree said, holding Eleanor's and Faramir's hands. "But still, he's hiding something."

"We know that," Elladan said.

"What would our little brother and our best friend do?" Elrohir asked his twin and thought.

"Legolas would trust him, but keep an eye on him, incase he would try anything funny and Estel would question him," the twins finally said. "Well either that or he'll do the same as Las."

"You two really spend too much time with Estel and Legolas," Aubree sighed. "Since Prince Legolas has started hanging out with you two, Mirkwood has been a pranking zone. And if I remember correctly you three started more than one Prank war against all of the Elves in Mirkwood," she said, looking at the grinning twins.

"We did," Elrohir said.

"Now we shall go off and find our missing friends," Elladan added.

"Because I really don't want to be Legolas or Aragorn when Thranduil and Arwen find out about this," Elrohir said, grinning.

"I wonder if we can find a way to tell Ada about this …?"

"You two are going to drive me crazy!"

"We know."

Aubree sighed. Those two were going to kill her one of these days. Or she would kill them. Picking up Faramir and holding Eleanor by the hand she followed Bian out, with the twins following, muttering about pink hair dye, Estel and where in the world does Legolas get it? Now that she thought about it, where does the Princeling get it from? She made a mental note to ask him once she found him.

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"So what can you tell?" Aubree asked Bian who was looking at some tracks. From what she saw it looked like Orcs.

"Orcs," he said. "Passed through here last night."

"Anything else?" Elladan asked. Bian nodded.

"If you look close enough, you can see horse hoof prints," he pointed. "Your friends passed through here roughly around the same time."

"And you know that … how?" Elrohir asked.

"I just know," Bian said. Aubree raised an eyebrow. "Are you going to ask me questions and waste time, or are we going to go after your friends?"

"Let's go hunt some Orc!" Elladan said, taking off running with his brother right behind. Aubree laughed at the twins and still holding Eleanor and keeping Faramir in her grip, ran after them. Bian just shook his head, silently laughing.

"I do not know how they can put up with them," he muttered, taking off after them. He was beginning to think that maybe he should have just went after the Orcs himself. He knew this would end up with a lot of headaches when this was over.

Yes, I know that am and Pippin would never leave their children in Bree while escaping, but I needed them for the plot. So please just humor me.

Also who is Bian and how does he know Aragorn and Legolas? You would never guess who he really is. And again, sorry if the timeline is wrong, but I got no stinking book with me.

Also because this story has the twins in it, it must have humor in it! I love writing humor.

My chapters aren't that long, but don't blame me! I have a goal to make each chapter at least 1,000 words long or longer!

It's fun to write the twins, Aubree and Bian. Mostly the twins and Bian. Next chapter you find out what happens to Aragorn, Legolas and the rest of the crew.

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