Title- That's What You Get
Description- Klaus is back, and wants Elena dead, so Damon 'comes up' with a plan that is in the best intentions of everyone... Or is it?
Disclaimer- I do not own the vampire diaries, which is pretty upsetting. I could do a lot with them characters... Then again it wouldn't be on the CW if I owned them... Is it the CW? I'm English, give me credit.
A/N- Adding onto that, I realised that I am using a lot of English spellings, so I am sorry for that. I am trying to type American, but it is hard! Also thank you for reading this! I woke up this morning to a few emails saying people had added this to favourites, and I even had two reviews and I just felt really happy. Then I got my GCSE results and did well, and I have had such a good day, mainly down to you guys :) Just thought I would add that half way through writing this I found out that my sister had baked me a well done cake, so I am in a very very very good mood! Anyways on with the story!
-Chapter 2; Trouble is a Friend-
"So I did alright then, she wont be harmed?" Damon asked the woman, a worried look growing upon his face.
"You did perfect love, there is no reason to worry yet, Elena will be safe... For now." she told him with a grin.
"Why Caroline though? I mean I know she isn't the brightest crayon the the box, not by a long shot, but she hasn't actually hurt anyone!" Damon asked, starting to feel a bit of guilt. Well, it was mainly because he knew that Elena would kill him when she found out what he had done.
"Well my dearest, she has something that I want, and I can't just steal it back from her... No it'll take more than that." she said, more to herself than Damon, with a sly grin on her face.
"I doubt she has the brains to steal anything from you love, are you sure you have the right Caroline?" he asked her, hoping that she had, though he knew how unlikely that was.
"Oh, it wasn't something she genuinely grabbed out of my hands or something... It is too confusing really, I'll explain it at a later date maybe." she shrugged and looked around trying to change the topic. "Did you know I knew the original Petrova? Tatia... Lovely girl." she said with a slight reminiscent smile.
"Wow you're old..." Damon said, then backtracked, realising that some people got offended when their age was mentioned. "I meant you've lived long, cause you know Klaus knew Tatia as human and well yeah..." She didn't seem to mind though, and just gave a slight chuckle on the topic.
"I guess that I am. I'm older than Klaus, by a month and three days." she told him, "Do you mind if I pour myself a glass?" she asked referring to the drink Damon was cradling in his palms.
"Blow yourself away..." he told her, passing the bottle over, surprising him as she just took a huge gulp, not even bothering to get a glass.
"So, Damon, may I ask why do you call Caroline names like Barbie and Blondie?" she asked puzzled changing the subject once again, something that Damon realised that she was pretty good at.
"She is blonde. And dumb. Plus she is not just Barbie. She is Vampire Barbie." he explained in a very matter of fact tone.
"No, I get WHY you call her things like that, but you never say it behind her back. Just kind of confused me..." she shrugged. "Anyways, your cupboard needs dusting, there was like an army of spiders in there, and they nearly ruined my new dress!" she moaned, looking down and picking off a tiny piece of spiders web that she had missed when she had hastily brushed off earlier.
"Yeah, I kind of killed Zach and he was the only person who could actually be bothered to clean around here," he told her, taking a sip from his drink then giving a little chuckle. "If I didn't kill Zach that day then I would probably have killed Caroline" he mused, wondering what would have changed if it was the other way round. Well he knew that Zach would have probably ended up dead anyways, seeing as the man had infuriated Damon from day one. It would have been a lot quieter without Caroline though. Then again they wouldn't have a bargaining chip when it came to Klaus, and that would have resulted in a few problems. He took a bigger gulp of his bourbon this time trying to get rid of the thoughts that had invaded his head.
"Let's just hope that Buffy the Vampire and the scooby gang don't miss the blonde that much" she said to a confused Damon, who had seemingly never heard of the scooby gang before.
"Seriously? You haven't watched Buffy the vampire slayer? I'd have put you down as a bit of a Spike as well... Leather Jacket"
"I don't like Vampire shows, they never portray us right. And don't even get me started on Vampire books." he sighed, rolling his eyes. "I read that book, Twilight. Seriously, it made no sense at all." he huffed.
"You read Twilight?" she asked, her eyebrows raised.
"Caroline. Enough said." he chuckled, but only for a moment, as he remembered what he was about to do to her. "So how are we going to do this?" he asked.
"So you go along with the plan you gave them, but instead of bringing her back here, you will take her to the directions I gave you and bring her to my place. Then I will inform you the rest there." she explained.
"Wait, I just realised that I don't even know your name!" he said, looking at her with great intent.
"Sorry Damon, but just for now I am going to keep it that way." she told him with a smile. "You know, just because I don't fully trust you yet. And I can't have Klaus finding out that I am back."
"Back?" he asked her.
"Details, details." she grinned, standing up and taking the drink with her. "Talk to you tomorrow then Damon. Don't screw it up."