Young Justice Camping Trip

AN: And we're back in round two of Young Justice Camping Trip! And now for the necessary quote:

Everything will okay in the end, if it's not okay, it's notthe end.

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The Team was sitting in a circle around the table. Every single one of them had cards in their hands, and they all had varying ranges of poker faces. Believe it or not, Artemis, Robin and Conner were winning in the poker face department. Finally, Artemis out down a card and uttered the most feared word the Team knew.

"Uno."

An instant riot of swears erupted.

"FUCK!"

"How the hell did you do that?"

"SOMEONE MAKE THAT BITCH PICKUP!"

"I mean, I still have ten cards!"

"Shut up Wally."

It was sometime around ten at night, and the Team was playing Uno, mostly just for fun. Well, that's how it started out. By now it had evolved in to a death match of epic proportions.

"I win!"

"What?"

"Damn Robin, you really are a ninja."

"I try."

"Rematch!"

Two Hours Later..."

"And that's twenty-eight games for Robin, eight for Artemis, and one to Conner."

"FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

"GODDAMIT WALLY STOP FUCKING WHINING ALREADY! YOU'VE BEEN PISSY THROUGHT THE WHOLE DAMN GAME, AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, OR I'M THROWING YOU IN THE LAKE!"

The Team stared in shock."

"Whoa, deja-vu."

Kaldur had yelled.

"Never mind, I'm going to bed." Kaldur walked in to one of the smaller rooms and closed the door.

"Wake me up and die!" He yelled out to the others.

The Team blinked for a bit. Finally,Robin raised a deck of cards.

"Blackjack anyone?"

The human members grinned, pulling out their wallets.

Conner and M'gann exchanged looks, shrugged, and pulled out their wallets as well.

Roughly Half an Hour Later...

"Well that was unexpected."

Roy, Robin, and Raquel were loaded. Go figure.

"I think we should go to bed before we're bankrupt..."

"All in favour?"

Everyone but the trio nodded. The others shrugged, and headed off to their sleeping places. Zatanna and Robin had the other rooms, Artemis, M'gann and Raquel claimed the loft, Roy staked out the futon, and the other two boys were banished to sleeping bags and air mattresses.

Well, Robin Raquel and Roy claimed their sleeping spots, and continued to play.

Some Time Around Five...

Artemis crawled out of bed, carefully heading towards the ladder downstairs. She considered humming Mission: Impossible as she began to climb down the ladder, but decided against it. After all, going to the outhouse wasn't really that exiting. As she climbed down, she turned her head, and stopped.

Roy, Robin and Raquel had all passed out in the middle of their card game.

Repressing a snicker, she started down again.

"HOLY SHIT!"

Her foot hit Wally''s hoodie. Not expecting to encounter cloth, Artemis slipped, falling backwards.

On to Wally's face.

The entire team jolted awake.

"MONKEY HEADS FOR FEET!"

"OW, MY BRAIN!"

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"TAP DANCING BATMANS!"

"Ow..."

Artemis quickly stood up.

"Er... Baywatch? You alive?"

"Sadly..."

"Well, seeing as we're up." Robin grumbled, stumbling towards the kitchen.

"Tap dancing Batman's Robin? Really?"

"Don't ask."

AN: Has Wally's brain stayed intact? Will Kaldur kill them all? What's Robin getting in the kitchen? Do you even care about Robins breakfast? Didn't think so.