I was very happy to get many favorites so quickly so I'm adding another chapter. Enjoy.
911 Emergency
Chapter Two
Smoke blew into the crisp morning. A lone figure leaned against a wall behind the hospital and sighed as more smoke came from its mouth. Shikamaru Nara took another drag from his cigarette as he looked up into the morning sun. "Troublesome hospital...waking me up this early just to watch a kid die." He dropped the cigarette and put it out with the heel of his shoe.
The lazy man opened the back door and walked back into hell to run into an intern. He gave her a bored look and walked past her. He gave off the 'I-don't-wanna-be-bothered' aura but some stupid idiot had to mess with him. "Neji..it's to fucking early..." he said and the long haired man only gave him a stern look.
"It's not your fault that kid went into cardiac arrest. This stuff happens everyday and as a doctor you should know it. Also...Sasuke has targeted another victim.." Shikamaru raised an eyebrow and they kept walking. He knew his best friend had a serious problem when it came to sleeping around. He had broken a lot of hearts in medical school, in the male department. It's not like he could stop him or anything. Sasuke was a ticking time bomb. He waited for the right moment to stick his dick into something and screw it until it couldn't move.
"Who is it this time?" he said in a monotone voice.
"Some blonde kid named Naruto Uzumaki...his girlfriend was hit by a truck and he's visiting her. I think Sasuke targeted him...he is pretty cute." Shikamaru shook his head. Sasuke sure did pick the right time to do anything he wanted. He had yet to watch his best friend drown himself into more trouble.
"Great...now when this kid doesn't put out, break out the vodka and a drunk, angry Sasuke." They both shuddered. Last time Sasuke was rejected, it didn't end pretty. He had gotten wasted and gone to the kids house, seduced him further and they screwed for three days straight. Shikamaru and Neji had to cover his shifts. Never again.
The brunettes rounded the corner and there was the devil himself, talking to a pink haired women in her mid-forties. "Uchiha-san...when do you think she'll wake?" Sasuke gave her an annoyed look but she ignore it and wanted an answer.
"Mrs. Haruno, I would love to tell you that your is going to wake up at any moment but I can't because that would be lying. Your daughter isn't gonig to wake up soon because of the trauma that was done to her body. Now please go back into her room and let me get back to work." Same old Sasuke. Always one with the ladies. The women went into the room and Sasuke growled as he massaged his temples.
"Jesus fucking christ lady...you act liek your gonna die if she doesn't wake up!" he said and paced in irritation.
"Yo Uchiha. Old lady giving you a headache?" Shikamaru asked and Sasuke sent him a fierce glare. The brunette dug into his lab coat pocket and handed him a bottle of pain killers. The raven snatched then took two pills then washed them down with water from a fountain. "Fucking women won't stop crying about her daughter. She kicked out Uzumaki and his..weird ass friend earlier." Shikamaru raised and eyebrow.
"Uzumaki?" he asked. The doctor stiffened then waved his hand. The brunette knew that all to well. Sasuke hated it when his friends got invovled with his love life and pratically told them to shut up and deal with his playboy actions. "Whatever Uchiha. I'll catch ya later, the cafeteria is calling." The Nara walked past him and his body moved in the direction of the cafeteria.
Gross.
Disgusting.
Is that even edible?
Shikamaru knew hospital food sucked so why even come here? Oh yeah, to spy on Uchiha's new boy toy or target or whatever he was. The blonde was currently slurping down his third bowl of miso ramen and glaring at the raven across from him. The lazy man sat at the table next to theirs and tuned in on their conversation.
"Dude Sai I swear to god if you don't drop the fucking subject, I'll shove my foot where the sun don't shine." the blonde said, trying to sound threatening but it only made him cute with the blush.
"Oh Naru-chan. I knew you wanted that doctor to fuck you and now your offering me? How sweet of you!" the raven, Sai, said back cheerfully and dodged the fist aimed for his face.
"Not funny! Can you please drop it! I'm here for Sakura...not some doctor I just met." he said twirling his chopsticks around in his ramen. The Sai guy frowned at this and leaned forward.
"She accused you of cheating, got drunk, and slept with me when I was drunk off my balls then didn't even tell until she was about to get hit by the bus. I'm telling, it's karma and she doesn't deserve you so stop tripping over this Naruto." The raven sounded serious and the blonde..the blonde was smiling a little. Shikamaru was puzzled by this and observed some more.
"Thanks Sai but I'll stay here until she wakes up and we'll see how it goes from there." The blondes smile widened a little. "And I can't believe you care about me Sai~" he said teasingly and stuck his tongue out a little. The raven turned pink in the cheeks and cleared his throat. "Yeah well..your like my brother and us big brothers have to watch out for their idiotic, sexually frustrated, brothers." the blonde turned red and chased him out of the cafeteria, yelling profanities.
Shikamaru shook his head as he drank the stale coffee. Just Sasuke's type. Blonde, blue eyes, and full of life. Hopefully he won't break Sasuke's balls to hard. The Uchiha sure had to work all his worth on this. The brunette closed his eyes. "Good luck Uchiha..."
-0-
Sasuke was not having the time of his life right now. Since one of the doctors in section 8 decided to be sick on the day of his patients due date. He was stuck helping a women give birth to a slimy purple baby. Four to be exact. The raven hated vaginas and now he had to stare at one for an hour, helping this women give birth to four boys.
"And there is the last onw Mrs. Haruki. Another boy." he handed the screaming child to a nurse and wiped his forehead with the back of his hand. Sasuke's face twisted in disgust as the women breast fed two of her children while the other two were getting examined. His job here was done so he left and washed his hands. He swore in middle school to never touch one of those again and look what happened.
The Uchiha ran a clean hand through his hair and let of a deep sigh. His mind couldn't stop going back to that blonde. Sasuke had always gotten his man and he was determined to get this one in his bed as well.
The raven walked down the hall, doing his rounds, checking on patients who had just gone through surgery or had minor injuries. Of course some elderly lady had enough balls to pat him on the butt and tell him he reminded her of her late husband. He only gave her pills and hurried the fuck out of there. "Perverted old people..." he mumbled as he came close to Haruno's room.
"Having fun Uchiha?" Sasuke looked up to see Neji and he rolled his eyes.
"Shove it up your ass Hyuuga and twirl." he spat and the brunette only sighed as he followed the raven into the room. "Shouldn't you be oh I don't know...doing your job?" Neji only smirked as he saw the blonde man sleeping in a chair. His weird friend sketching something, not even sparing them a glance.
The weirdo finally looked up and smirked. "Uchiha-kun! I was expecting you. Would you like a glimpse of my fabulous art?" the other raven turned his sketch and Sasuke nearly got a hard on right then and there. In the drawing, Naruto was on his knee's showing off his body to world, a sultry look in his eyes. "Isn't fantastic? Of course...Naruto's penis isn't that big..." he mumbled the last part to himself and started to erase.
"Woah...Sasuke. I'm gone." Neji patted his shoulder then left, leaving Sasuke in the room alone. The Uchiha shook his head and brought his blush down before he went over to the monitors and started to jot down numbers onto the sheet. He could feel the others gaze on him but chose to ignore him and continue his work. The blonde stirred and he sat up tiredly. He rubbed one eye and failed t notice Sasuke.
"Nya..Sai~ I hungy..." he said cutely and it went straight to Sasuke's groin. The other raven stood and patted his head.
"I'll get you ramen." Sai winked then exited the room. Sasuke cleared his throat and the blonde turned to him. His cheeks went a light shade of pink before he turned back. "Ah doctor..checking up on her?"
"Yes. Everything is fine, if your wondering." Sasuke was leaving but the blonde got up quickly and stopped him.
"S-sasuke! I..I u-um...thank you for taking care of her!...yeah.." Sasuke smirked.
Hook.
"Ah well you can repay me somehow." The blondes eyes lit up.
"Anything!"
Line.
"How about you and me, on a date?" he asked smoothly and the blonde tensed. Sasuke knew he had him by the throat.
"Welll...I..um.."
And...
"U-um no..thanks.."
Sinker...?
Sasuke cleared his throat to hide his anger and tried to pull off a smile. "Alright then. See you in a few hours." The doctor left the room and gently closed the door before he stood in the middle of the hallway and stared blanky at the floor. Was he just...rejected?
-0-
Naruto stared at Sakura's bruised face and frowned more. He had just rejected the guy that held his girlfriends life in his hands. Were doctors suppose to be homosexuals? Sai was gay, 'd been friends for a long time and he can remember Sai trying to get into his pants ever since they met.
But had rejected someone. A hot someone. Who looked pissed as hell.
"You are an idiot Naruto Uzumaki..." the blonde said.
"Realizing your problem is the first step into recovery~" Sai said as he handed his friend a cup of warm miso ramen. Naruto glared at him then looked down at his cup. He suddenly wasn't hungry.
"Passed the doctor on my way here and he looked like he was about to blow his load." Naruto blushed a little at the lude comment and cleared his throat. Was Sasuke really that mad?
"Ahahaha...he kinda asked me out.." Naruto said sheepishly rubbing the back of his head and grinning a little.
Sai raised and eyebrow. "Aaannnddd?"
"And I rejected him..." Sai pinched the brim of his nose and sighed. He shook his head at his friend. Naruto thought he was straight but in fact he was not. Sai had knew he was gay the moment Naruto started to date Sakura, of all people. After two years of dating, they didn't have sex once. Naruto was super virgin while his girlfriend was being cowgirl slut. It was kinda messed up but sadly true.
"You really really need to get this through your thick skull. You. Are. Gay! Jesus Naruto, its not that hard to admit you like boys." the blonde only glared but it wasn't as intense.
"Yuo...could be right...but I don't know. I barely even know the guy and he's Sakura's doctor. Hoe cliche is that?" Again, Sai sighed.
"Who cares? He could be the love of your life! Listen, I'm gonna take you to a gay bar and before you protest, I want you to try and have fun without starting a fist fight."
"Hey! That guy grabbed my ass!"
"It's a gay bar you baka..."
"Fine..whatever.." Sai smirked then clapped momentarily.
"Robustque here we come!"
Naruto knew he was gonig to regret this.
-0-
Neji and Shikamaru watched their friend pace around his frontroom. Their shift ended thrirty minutes ago and the Uchiha was on edge. "He so rejected your ass didn't he?" Sasuke glared at Neji.
"Fuck you! I'll get him in my bed...just you wait." he said then snapped his fingers. "I need a drink..up for the club?"
Shikamaru shrugged the sighed as he brought out his pack of cigarette's. He looked over at the brunette next to him and Neji shrugged. "Why the hell not?" Sasuke smirked and grabbed his car keys. "Robustque here we come..."
The three park outside of the neon blue club and saw the line already down the street with slutty looking men. Sasuke got out of the car and could smell the alcohol from here. His mouth watered. His friends rolled their eyes as they followed the raven, who got them in quickly, much to protests of the by-standers outside.
Shikamaru got them a table and they ordered three cosmos. The beat wasn't too troublesome and he was allowed to smoke in here. Sasuke scanned the room for any cute guys and his eyebrows went up when he saw a familiar face. "Fuck. Everyone duck." he grabbed his friends ducked under the table. "What the hell Uchiha?" Neji said but Sasuke shushed him. Feet passed by and he let them go.
"The kid I picked up the night before is here...he's fucking annoying and wants a relationship..." Neji whistled while Shikamaru laughed. Sasuke Uchiha in a relationship. Hilarious. The lights changed from neon blue to orange and the color gave Sasuke an instant headache. He wanted a drink now and the waiter was taking way to long. He stood from the table and went to the bar.
Sasuke sat at the bar and regretted it. His worst nightmare had spotted him out in the open and ran up to him. The boy had bright red hair that went a little past his ears, thick rimmed glasses and violet, almost purple eyes. He wore a tight black top with shorts and knee high socks. "Hello Karin.." (A/N: Told you you guys would be like whoa! Yes, Karin is a boy in this but she is still obsesses with Sasuke) The smaller boy smiled then latched onto his arm. "It's soooo good to see you! I think we got off on the wrong foot this morning and was wond-" Sasuke tuned him out and sighed.
His onyx eyes scanned the room. They caught onto a very...arousing sight. Blonde hair, blue eyes, tight orange tank top with his ass clad in black shorts. "Naruto..."
"Naruto? Who the hell is that?" Karin said as he was pushed away. He watched Sasuke leave him and hurry towards some blonde guy dancing in the crowd. "The fuck!" he yelled.
Naruto was currently having a lot of fun dancing by himself. Sai went of somewhere by himself to get laid or something. Earlier, he didn't want to wear what Sai chose for him but right now he was glad he did because damn it was hot. The blonde twirled his slender body and shook his hips to the fast paced beat. Pale hands rested on his hips and a body was pressed to his back. Naruto was to far gone in the music to notice.
Their bodies rocked to the beat and Naruto felt the electricity in the crowd of people. He pressed his ass to his dancing partners groin and turned to greet him but his eyes widened. "Holy shit! Sasuke! What the...how the..." he stuttered.
The Uchiha smirked in triumph. "Good evening. I saw you dancing all by yourself so I decided to join you." Naruto blushed then gulped. It's not like Sakura was watching or anything. He shrugged then continued to dance, his face pink from knowing who he was grinding against. They danced a few more songs before Sasuke led him off the dancefloor and towards his table. Neji sat there with Sai in his lap, a heated tongue warm going on between the two. The raven cleared his throat.
Sai looked up and smirked. "Ah Naru-chan! Looks like we both got doctors to examine our bodies tonight~"
"N-no! We were just dancing..." Naruto mumbled as he sat in the booth and Sasuke scooted next to him. He tried to frown but then it hit him. Maybe the blonde was shy. Yes that was it. He noticed how umcomfortable the blonde was with his friend moaning next to him. "Would you like me to take you home?" he offered and the blonde nodded his head all to willingly.
They manuvered through the bodies and outside. Sasuke led him to his SUV and opened the door for him. The blonde blushed before getting in and looking around in the fancy car. They didn't share any words the entire car ride and Sasuke felt confident. He caught the blondes attention at least.
Naruto made him stop in front of a hotel and the raven raised an eyebrow. "A hotel?"
"W-well I share an apartment with Sakura and her mother threatened to call the police if I lived there so I kinda rented a room..." Naruto smiled a little but the doctor instantly knew it was fake. "Hn." was all he said. Naruto got out of the car and blushed a little.
"T-thanks! For the ride...oh and expect your friend..."
"Neji."
"Yeah Neji to not come to work tomorrow cause...Sai is going to drain all his energy." Sasuke only chuckled and the blonde giggled or at least tried not to. "Night Sasuke.."
"Night..Naruto." He smiled then put his car in drive and drove away.
Naruto put his hand over his heart and felt the rapid beat. Sasuke had a nice smile. He should smile more often. Naruto blushed then hurried into the hotel. He couldn't wipe the smile from his face the entire time he showered, brushed his teeth, and finally crawled into bed.
Sasuke smiled at him and it felt...nice.
Holy crap it's late and my fingers hurt! I better get some reviews tomorrow~ o Good night! Two chapters in one day is enough for me. Next chapter will be fun to type and this was just as fun. And yes I did the impossible, I made Karin a MAN. It was my friends idea since we needed a boy to try and step into their relationship since Sakura is currently out of commintion (thank you god). Again good night and enjoy! -Snow