A/N: Hooray, chapter 2.
Max: Yay.
Quiet, now you all may think I'm crazy if I talk to my own made up character. And that's fine, I'm proud to be weird. Pff, enough of me. Get on to the musical number!
Black screen appears (again). Screen slowly fades out and shows "Beauty and THE BEAST".
(So much emphasis...geez)
Title fades out again and shows a little cottage with Belle coming out. Belle walks over the bridge and begins singing.
Belle: Little town, its a quiet village...
(until they wake up)
Belle: Everyday, like the one before. Little town, full of little people, waking up to say...
(I'm offended. "Little people"?)
Extra 1: Bonjour!
Extra 2: Bonjour!
Lazy and will just put numbers: Bonjour!
4: Bonjour!
5: Bonjour!
Same Random Dood from Before: Hi.
*with Belle singing in the background* (Where's Max?)
Camera moves from Belle and to a group of boxes with Max sitting on it and sleeping.
(*gets trumpet out and for some reason, can reach and blow into Max's ear*)
Max: AAH! *wakes up* What?
Finger pops out of nowhere and points to Belle hopping on to a back of some random wagon.
Max: OH SHOOT. *runs after*
Camera follows Max going after the wagon.
And after like 2 years, or 2 minutes, Belle jumps off the wagon.
Belle: There must be more than this provincial life! *enters bookshop*
Screen shows Max panting.
Max: What? *looks at wagon still parked outside the bookshop* Why are you still here?
The Dude who drives: She didn't pay me yet. Duhh. If she gets out of there without paying me I'm gonna-
Max: Do something bad and I'll make you join the Light Side! THERE WILL BE NOTHING, but fat free cookies!
The Dude Who Drives Wagons and Charges People for Riding on the Back of the Wagon: NOOOOOO!
Max: Yeah. You scream. *waits outside*
(...the dude's still there. Let me just vaporize him)
*cool-vaporizing-swishing-beep-sound-thingy*
(Now where were we?)
Belle exits the shop with a book in her hands.
Max: *sees Belle* There she-
Random Extra Doods: (singing) Look there she goes, the girl is so peculiar. I wonder if she's feeling well.
Max: *Struggling through crowd* WA-
Random Extra Doodettes: With a dreamy far off look,
Max: Uh-
Random Extra Doods: And her nose stuck in a book.
Max: I hope its not glue-
Every Random Extra: What a puzzle to the rest of us is-
Max (and Extras): Belle!
Same Random Dood: Bad timing.
(He'll be okay. He's one of the good side characters anyway. So, he'll catch up to her in time)
Belle sits on a fountain, or near the fountain..or something.
Belle: (singing) Oh, isn't this amazing. It's my favorite part, because- You'll see!
Oh, I forgot to point out there were sheep in here. *sheep magically appear cause this is a Disney movie, and Disney movies are magical*
Belle: Here's, where she meets Prince Charming, but she won't discover that it's him till chapter three!
(Yeah, right after she saw the whole transformation)
A sheep eats a piece of a page in the book.
Belle: What the *beep* are you doing? THIS IS MY *beep*ing BOOK! YOU CAN'T EAT MY *beep*ing PAGE YOU LITTLE *beeeeeeeeep* Now look at this. Look- LOOK AT THIS! This isn't new anymore cause you *beep*ing sheep had to EAT A *beep*ing PIECE.
*imagination disappears*
Max: What was that? *still trying to get through crowd...after all that time*
(My imagination...)
Max: Uh-
(Yeah)
*after awkward moment, people start singing again*
Ugly Bald Man- I mean Woman: Now it's no wonder that her name means 'beauty', her looks have got no parallel!
Max: Ew.
Wig Seller: But behind that fair facade, I'm afraid she's rather odd.
Every Extra Townsperson: Yes, different from the rest of us is Belle!
Max: Yup, she's way different considering that all of you look like...look ugly.
Camera switches to a 'V' formation of geese.
One goose falls and Lefou tries to catch it. But misses and runs to the goose and puts it in the bag.
Max: *finally away from a crowd and has a clear view* ANIMAL ABUSE!
*screen fades away*
(You just saw that a goose died. Because of this stupid idiot)
Shows Gaston for the first time.
Random Audience: BOOOO!
Same Random Dood (thats in the background): IDIOT!
(Please help the geese. And deer, because whoever killed Bambi's mother should die. DIE I TELL YOU! And as for Mufasa, he was fricking awesome, man! *sniff*)
Screen goes back to movie.
(So just donate to Red D Cross because everyone knows, that we all cried or teared up when we saw one of these unfortunate awesome animals die...ANYWAYS!)
Lefou: You didn't miss a shot Gaston! You're the greatest hunter in the world!
Max: *facepalm* Le Stupid Fou.
(BAD FRENCH JOKE!)
Max: That wasn't supposed to be a joke.
(Oh)
Gaston: *to Lefou* I know.
Max: Little fricking... *mumbles*
Lefou: No BEAST stands a chance against you. And no Girl for that matter.
Gaston: It's true, Lefou.
(EMPHASIS!)
Max: You'll get owned by a girl later anyway.
Gaston: And I got my sights set on that one! *Picks Lefou up and points to Belle*
Max: *oh, by the way, he's just standing from a distance away from Belle and Gaston* Like heck you'll get your eyes set on her! LIGHTS!
Everything suddenly goes dark.
Gaston: What the-
We hear a thump on the ground. It's Lefou.
(I guess you could call it, dark humor. AHHHAAAAA, Cause Lefou hurt himself and, you know..)
Max: ...LIGHTS.
Screen goes back on the movie.
Lefou: The inventor's daughter?
Max: No, naw- it's one of Captain Von Trapp's daughters.
Gaston: *not hearing Max even though Max is kind of shouting* She's the one, the lucky one I'm going to marry.
Max: Marry? She's like only 18 years old. Well even though at the end of the movie...
(Just say she can't marry Gaston cause he's a dumb face)
Max: Right.
Lefou: But she's-
Gaston: *Drops Lefou* The most beautiful girl in town. *runs hand through hair*
Max: Who the heck does that? *runs hand through hair*
(...nevermind)
Lefou: I know - *gun falls on head* Ow!
Max: Hehe.
Gaston: And that makes her the best! *picks up Lefou again..* And don't I deserve the best?
Max: Nope. You don't even deserve a pig! And pigs are cool.
Gaston: *drops Lefou and sings* Right from the moment when I met her, saw her. I said she's gorgeous and I fell!
(Let's skip this part)
Max: Indoubtedly.
Fast fowards movie with that high pitch voices sounding while fast fowarding.
Max: Right here.
Stops movie. Belle is moving through the crowd while reading her book still and Gaston is trying to keep up.
Max: *groan* COMING!
Max runs through the crowd and pushes everyone. When Max went side to side with Gaston, Max shoves him.
Max: *Looking back* Ha!
Crowd blocks Max again.
Max: DARN IT MAN!
At this point, Gaston is sing screaming through the crowd while random people are saying things about fish and groceries and stuff. Since this is completely useless, and everyone hates Gaston, cept a very small group of people, we will just skip it with this short little paragraph thing.
Belle spins around in the center of...somewhere in the town.
Belle: *singing* There must be more than this provincial life!
Gaston: *singing* Just watch I'm going to make Belle my wife!
Max: *singing in the same tone and to Gaston* Now shut up cause I'm bout to use this knife!
Townspeople crowd around Max and Gaston again.
Max: OH WHAT THE FREAK- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MAN.
Every Extra Person Dude Girl: Look there she goes a girl who's strange but special. A most peculiar mademoiselle! It's a pity and a sin, that she doesn't quite fit in.
Some Peeps: A beauty, but a funny girl.
Some Other Peeps: She really is a funny girl.
Most Peeps: That Belle!
Oh yeah, Gaston was on the rooftops and now he jumps off...a rooftop.
(DIE. Oh wait, its only like 15 feet...INJURY)
Random Extra: Bonjour!
Max bumps into Belle accidentally.
Max: Oh, sorry.
Belle: *for once, ever since she got the book, not looking at her book but at Max* That's okay. *Now goes back to reading and walks away*
Max:...oh freak.
(Hm, hmm)
Random Extra 2: Bonjour!
Gaston: Bonjour! Bonjour!
Same Random Dood: Hi.
Belle looks behind her, and everyone goes off like nothing happened.
(Meanies)
Gaston is now right in front of Belle who's ignoring him.
(Go Belle!)
Gaston: Hello, Belle.
Belle: Bonjour, Gaston.
Max runs towards Belle. Gaston grabs Belle's book and looks through the pages.
Belle: Gaston, may I have my book back please?
Gaston: How can you read this? There's no pictures.
(THERE WAS PICTURES)
Max: Um, you dropped something back there, Belle.
Belle: Oh, what is it?
Max: ...nothing. *starts shaking Belle's hand and ignoring Gaston*
Belle: *is confused* Wait, how did you know my name? *also ignoring Gaston*
(Consider the Following: Wait, I just noticed, what if those pictures in the book were Belle's imagination? And the sheep's...?)
Max: It's her! Its actually Belle! What? *stops shaking Belle's hand and lets go* Oh well, uh...People's been singing about you...
Belle: Um, anyway. *To Gaston* Well, some people use their imagination.
Same Random Dood: BURN!
Gaston: *looking at Max like 'Where the heck did he come from' but who cares?* Belle, it's about time you pay attention to more important things. Like me.
(Ew)
Same Random Dood That's Awesome Cause He's Against Gaston: BOOO!
Max: *has one eyebrow up* Hm.
Gaston threw Belle's book into some random mud.
Random Mud: YAY!
Belle picked up the mud and cleaned the book of its mud.
Random Mud: She touched a part of me! YAAAY!
Max: Hey, that's a classic book of Harry Potter!
(Harry Potter?)
Max: Far off places *coughhogwartscough*, daring swordfights *coughtomriddlecough*, MAGIC SPELLS, and a prince in disguise.
(Oh shoooooot)
Belle: *is now suspicious again* How did you say every exact word I said about my book?
Max: ...gossip.
Oh don't worry. Gaston was just looking at them. But who worries about a dude in red and yellow?
Gaston: Now, why don't you come with me and take a look at my trophies? *takes book away*
Max: *grabs book and gives to Belle*
(For some reason, Gaston isn't annoyed by this)
Belle: Thank you. *To Gaston* Maybe some other time.
At this time, Bimbettes say stuff that's useless. So let us replace them with chirping.
Bird 1: *Chirp*
Bird 2: *Chirp*
*cricket sound*
(Jiminy..)
Jiminy Cricket: Sorry.
Belle: Please, Gaston. I have to go back and help-
Max: Her father. *Belle stares at him* What?
Lefou: That crazy old loon needs all the help he can get!
Idiot and the fool laughs.
Belle: Don't talk about my father that way!
Max: Yeah, don't talk about her father that way!
Gaston: That was my line!
Same Random Dood: TOO BAD, STUPID!
(Oh random dood)
Belle: My father's not crazy!
Explosion appears at Belle's house-home-cottage, thing...y. Belle runs to her house.
The freaks laugh again. Dummies.
Max: Should I go?
(Just go)
Max: Aiight then. WOO! *runs to Belle's door, patio, porch thing*
He arrives at Belle's door.
Max: *inhales, and exhales of course* Aiight.
(Stop saying 'aiight')
Max: Aiight.
(No, stop saying 'aiight')
Max: Aiight.
(ALRIGHT!)
Max:...aliight.
(Close enough)
Max knocks on Belle's door. The door opens.
Belle: It's you again.
Max: Yeahh...
*awkward moment that lasts for 5 seconds*
5 seconds later.
Belle: Um, not to seem rude, but what are you doing here?
Max: Uh oh.
(AW MAN. What are you doing here...what are you doing here...uhhh)
Maurice: Belle! Who's that?
Oh, and to pick up things, Belle and Maurice just talked about being a world famous yadayada. So yeah.
Belle: Just someone I bumped into in town today!
Max: Literally!
Maurice: Well, then let her come in!
(*snigger* Her)
Belle: Um, papa. It's a 'he'.
Max:...don't get confused.
(Oookaay?)
Maurice: Great chance then!
(Aw freak)
Max: Uhh..
Belle: Umm..
*awkward moment that lasts for more than 5 seconds*
5.2 seconds later.
Maurice: Well come on!
Belle: *sigh* I guess you have to come in.
Belle stepped to the side.
(Go, princess stealer)
Max: You're the one that made me. And I would never steal. *walks inside*
(Hmph)
Belle closes the door and walks inside.
Max: Nice place.
Belle: Thank you...what's your name?
Max: Max.
Belle: Nice.
*awkward moment 3 that lasts less than 5.2 seconds*
5.1 seconds later.
(*coughbasementcough*)
Max: To the basement!
Belle: Yes!
Scene Changes To The Basement Thing
Maurice: There you are Belle. Now what were you talking about?
And yes, Maurice didn't notice Max. The father only knows his daughter's footsteps.
(Wow)
Max: Don't mind me, I'm just gonna sit here until you two get "acquainted"-
(They're already acquainted)
Max: -even more. *sits where Belle was supposed to sit in that one scene*
Belle: Papa, do you think I'm odd?
Maurice: My daughter, odd? *rolls out from under the machine with magnified eyeglasses things* Where would you get an idea like that?
Belle: Oh I don't know. *sits next to Max* I'm just not sure I fit in.
Max: Pff, fit in. Whenever you fit in, you die.
Stormtrooper: He has a point.
Stormtrooper 2: Why did we join the Dark Side?
Stormtrooper: Because they had cookies, milk and more movies. The light side only had 2 movies (talking about the clonetroopers) and main characters that win every battle.
Stormtrooper 2: I like cookies and milk better.
Stormtrooper: Yeah. *sips cup of milk*
Maurice: Well how about that Gaston? *rolls back under the machine thingy* He's a handsome fellow.
Max: *clears throat* AHHEEMM. ARREM. *coughand-stupidcough*
Belle: He's handsome, alright. And rude, and-
Max: Conceited.
Belle: *pause and stare at Max* Oh papa. He's not for me.
Maurice: How about him? *points to Max from under the machine*
Max: Huh?
Belle looks at Max.
Maurice: He looks okay.
(So he did notice him)
Max: Okay?
Belle: Papa, you don't think I'm gonna be with him?
Max: What?
Maurice: Just a suggestion.
Same Random Dood: UM, I HAVE A SUGGESTION.
(What?)
Same Random Dood: Can you suggest me to Belle?
*cricket sound*
(JIMINY!)
Jiminy Cricket: Sorry.
(Oh and, even though you're cool Random Dood, the answer is...)
Belle/Max/Maurice: No.
Same Random Dood: Aw man. But I'll still be on your fanclub, Belle!
Max: That's not awkward at all.
Maurice: I think that done it! *comes from under the machine thingy* Let's give it a try! *turns machine on*
The machine starts chopping logs and throwing them into one pile of logs.
Belle: It works!
Maurice: It does? *dodges log* It does!
Bob The Builder: Can we fix it?
Max: It's already fixed.
Bob The Builder: Then can we do it?
(NO YOU CAN'T, NOW VAPORIZE)
**
Belle: You did it! You really did it!
Maurice: Hitch up Philippe girl! Cause I'm off to the fair!
Max: Duck!
Maurice: *ducks* Oh thank you!
Max: Yeah.
Scene Changes to Outside Belle's House Home Cottage Thing
Belle: Good bye, Papa! Good Luck!
Maurice: Good bye Belle! Take care!
Max: I guess I gotta go..
Maurice and Philippe disappears and appears near them again.
Maurice: Actually, Max.
(Yes, Maurice knew what his name was. I don't know)
Maurice: Stay here with Belle while I'm gone.
Max and Belle: What?
Maurice: Please stay Max!
Max: Uhh.
Belle: Papa!
Maurice: Better safe than sorry!
Max: Fine..
(Inside, he's actually happy)
Max: Quiet.
Maurice: Good bye again Belle! Max, protect her!
Belle: *waves at Maurice* Bye!
Max: Yeah, yeah. *wave sarcastically*
(You're happy, aren't you?)
Max: Yes.
Belle: *to Max* Now, since Papa forced you to stay with me. I'm sorry.
Max: Meh. It's fine.
(Booyah! I made him suffer through multiple girly Disney princess movies!)
Belle: Nice.
At this moment on, characters can talk to the "person in parentheses". Don't ask why. I just don't know. For real.
Same Random Dood: I LOVE YOU BELLE!
(That's not right)
A/N: There you go. That's all I'm gonna say. Thank you for reading!
I wanna kind of hear your comments on Max too!
Here's just a short thingamabob. :D
Max: So...people better start calling you by your full name, or this will get really confusing.
Maximus: *neighs and nods*