The first i realized was that I was cold.
I opened my eyes and I saw that I was outside in a forest lying on a soft bed of grass.
I probaly looked like a idiot with my sleepy face and my messy hair.
Not to mention my confused and oily face.
Huh?!
How did I get here?!
It looked and felt familiar but I couldn't place it.
I scared up when I heard a ugly sounded horn.
No no no no no...
This can't be.
This isn't real.
I know I wished that I would wake up in Middle Earth.
But that is impossible.
I really need to take pills or something.
I looked around.
Everything felt so real.
Everything IS real...
Then I heard the horn again, but this time I could already hear some talking.
Then I realised it...
It was the horn of the Orcs!!
Great, I thought.
I am here for litary 5 minutes and there are already Orcs that can kill me in the blink of an eye.
What to do...?
What to do...?
Ohhh I know!
I looked up and searched for the largest and most covered tree in the area.
When I found one I got up and started to climb.
I also noticed that I wasn't wearing my pyjamas but a jeans and a dark green shirt.
I have to admit, climbing up in a tree is harder and scarier then I thought.
Number one, cause I am scared to death and my fingers are sweating like crazy.
And number two, I have no condition at all and it is warm here.
When I sat save and high enough in the tree, I looked down.
Luckily I climbed fast enough because those ugly creatures they call Orcs were already arriving in the circly area.
I was happy that I wasn't transformed into a dwarf or something like that.
Otherwise the wargs that they were having with them would pick up my scent/smell and that wouldn't end well for me, I guess.
I tried to make as less sound as possible.
I kept staring down.
It felt like ages went by in the time that they crossed the area.
I was so reliefed when they left my eyesight that I let out a loud sigh.
Pfffffffffffff
I heard a Orc telling the rest to stop.
No no no no... Why did I do that!?
I am such a stupid cow!
I was almost crying cause I was scared to death, now even more then before.
"There, up in the trees!" I heard the Orc from before yelling.
I looked down to see the ugly creatures grinning at me.
"It looks like we have a jummy girl up there" Said the one with a scar covering almost the half of his face.
"Hmmm, we might be able to feed the whole group with that fatty." Said the leader that was of course the ugliest of them all.
Ouwch that one actually hurted...
Altough, they are saying the truth it's not like i can deny any of it.
I am a fatty, or whatever they call it.
I was interrupted from my thoughts cause a arrow just flew a inch from my face.
I actually lost my grip because of that and fell out of the tree.
I was able to break my fall cause I was grabbing some sticks to make sure I wouldn't fall from very high and very fast.
I landed with a thud on the ground.
The moment my back hit the ground I couldn't breath and I had the feeling that I would pass out.
The tears in my eyes started rolling over my cheeks.
"Look, the baby is crying." Said one of them with a baby voice.
I saw the Orcs coming closer from my blurry vision.
I shutted my eyes waiting for them to kill me.
Instead, I heard battle voices.
I opened my eyes again and saw a group of elves slaughtering the Orcs.
The moment I tried to sat up I felt a intense pain in my back.
And then my vision became black.