Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: Ok, well Happy Halloween. When, I post this it really won't be Halloween, but oh well. Ok, I'm working on a thousand things at once. Metaphorically speaking of course. It just seems like a thousand 'cause it's hard to keep track of all the crap. Anyway, plz enjoy. . . . Uh, Saphira, this is where you usually come in and put your 2 cents into the story... Saphira? Hold up a sec.

walks away from computer

Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: Ok, found her eating all my hard earned candy.

Saphira946: Hard earned?

Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: Yes, hard earned. I walked all over to get that bit of sugary sweetness and you just walked to 2 friends houses..

Saphira946: So?

Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: --whatever.

Saphira946: Enjoy and don't forget to leave a tip. Some Snickers or Reese's would do just fine. Especially the Reese's .

Disclaimer: Neither me or Saphira own Capcom. We tried to take it from them last X-mas while everyone was too drunk on the 'egg nog' to care whether or not they were pissing on a fire hydrant or if they were drop kicking a Chihuahua over a fence. They had security that was semi-sober. Eh, we'll just spike the 'egg nog' some more.

The brothers had finally made it to the village after some delays...

Saphira946: Oh, I just love flashbacksཀཀཀ

Vergil was making his way slowly to the village. Slowly you ask? Well, you see Dante was being slow as usual. Dante was on the phone. Now, they could practically pull any type of weapon from their derrieres, but in all his... many years of life. He could never pull something so useless out of it before. It's just like Resident Evil characters pulling rocket launchers from the magical, never ending abyss that was one's hindquarters. Very talented they are. Now, you may also be wondering who and why Dante would be calling. Dante was checking delays at the Zimbabwe International Airport.

"Damn itཀ"Dante cursed.

"What?"Vergil sighed.

"Hurricane Miguel strikes again."Dante replied.

"Hurricane Miguel?"did Vergil want to know what he was talking about.

"Yeah, they name each and every Hurricane, except this one. Dunno why. So, since Zimbabwe is close to Mexico I named it Miguel."Vergil actually laughed at this one. Apparently Dante had never played Cabela's Dangerous Hunts.

"Dante, my... my... uhh... my only and not so favorite little brother. Zimbabwe is nowhere near Mexico."Dante looked as if the entire population of Chihuahua, Mexico had been wiped out because of their insufficient water treatment system.

"Ok, then where is it, Mr. I-think-I-know-the-price-of-coffee?"

"Well, it depends on what brand you get. Anyway, Zimbabwe is a country in South Africa. Mexico is in Central America."

"Ok, then where did I go last year for Spring Break?"Dante looked well, his normal confused self.

"That was Cabo, Brazil."Vergil replied, sensing his impending migraine.

'Great and I didn't bring my poky and Tylenol.'Vergil thought with an anime sweat drop.

"Really, I thought I went to El Chupicabra."Dante scratched his head in thought.

"..."Vergil knows the language of the dots.

"Vergil, you ok?"Dante asked his quiet brother.

"El Chupicabra is a mythical monster in Mexico."Vergil simply replied coming to the Village entrance.

END FLASHBACK

And that's how it took them so long to get to the village. Ok, actually it took them like 20 or 30 minutes to get here, but that was too long for Vergil's liking. The delays at the airport really got them, well it really got Dante. Vergil still didn't know why Dante needed to know something that silly, but hey, who cares.

"So, this is All Gods Village, eh?"Dante asked, being Canadian again.

"Yes, Dante. The welcome sign said so."

"There was a sign?"Dante really needed to play more attention.

"Turn around stupidཀཀཀ . . . . . VILLAGEཀཀཀ"

"Did you just hear Enzo?"Vergil asked

"Nope, you must be hearing things or something."Dante replied. Vergil nodded and read the sign. "Well, it looks like you made it to the village. Good for you... NOTཀཀཀ Listen it's too late to turn back now. So, you gotta find a bunch of keys, some books, files, oh and get this. You have to solve . . . PUZZLESཀཀཀ Just so you can escape through this sealed up underground passage in the Temple. I'm sure, if you're a Devil Hunter. You can easily break through it with your Russian Rocket Launcher or your German Lugers. Go get 'em Champ."

"Sounds fun."Dante commented. His mind wondered as he began to look around for a place to go to the little boys room. He found a couple of funny looking see-through villagers walking towards them with poles and torches.

"Hey, excuse meཀ Do you happen to have a bathroom in this village?"Dante asked, this time not putting san after every other word.They didn't respond. They began to murmur Asianese gibberish.

"I'm sorry. I don't know if Elton John is in a gay parade."Dante said backing up and leaping behind Vergil for protection. He was afraid of Elton John. He liked George Michaels. They murmured some more and more like floated closer and closer until one lashed out at Vergil and the pointy stick pole thing went right through the both of them.

"Owwwwཀ"Dante cried falling on his butt and crying like the baby Vergil always accused him of being. Vergil just went all Devil Trigger and kicked their assess.

"They're invincible. They can't be beatཀ"Vergil growled as he kicked one in the 7th vertebra. That kick should have shattered it.

"Why is he even still alive?"Dante yelled. He was running around in a circle, while the immortal villagers watched, not even noticing Vergil trying to chop them up with Yamato.

"Back fowl Ghostsཀ"a female voice rang through the air followed by a flash of light.

"Now I'm blindཀཀཀ"Dante yelled in a girly voice, rubbing his eyes until they were as red a fire truck.

"Dante... you're fine."Vergil sighed. Dante slowly opened his eyes and smiled sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his head.

"You ok?"the brothers turned to see 2 girls. One had brown hair that went a little below her shoulders and brown eyes. She wore a ankle length tan skirt, a white sweater that hung off her shoulders, and a pair of black slip on shoes. The other girl had long black hair and what looked like contacts that made her eyes red, unless she was evil. She wore black tripps pants, an Iron Maiden T-shirt, a H.I.M jacket tied around her waist, and a pair of black sneaker boots.

"Yeah, we're fine."Dante replied. The girl with the brown hair smiled and said. "Well, that's good. I'm...

Saphira946:Muahaha! A cliffhanger! By the way, any people reading this who have read my stories, I'm sorry that I haven't updated in a really long time. The reason for this is because I do not have the internet right now. My apologies. Also, I apologize to Spazzy. I haven't been able to review your fantastic stories. Don't worry though, as soon as I have my net back, I'm going on a story rampage to catch up with my updates and reviews.

Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: Wow...that was a long freaking A.A.N (assistant author's note). And yes, we felt that a cliffhanger was necessary for the suspense. Also, it gives us time to think of more detail to this wacky adventure that the half dumb, dynamic, dangerous, and disastrous duo are unwillingly going on. VILLAGE!