Title Adjustments
Author shriveled.up.heart
Genre Humor/Romance
Rating T
Disclaimer I do not own any of the Ouran or Fruits Basket characters.

Chapter Two

Previous Chapter…

Kisa nodded happily "As long as Chika and the others are okay with it though, I wouldn't want to intrude."

Satoshi patted her on the shoulder. "Trust me! Chika would love to have you join us!"

Chapter Two

Chika was fuming as he strode to the place where he and Satoshi usually met. The nerve of that idiotic person! What in the world made his brother think that he would appreciate a huge cake and bunny plushie delivered to him in the middle of his Ancient Cultures class? He swore that boy had no brain! How the hell did his father figure that that person could lead their entire clan? Yes he was strong, but he knew nothing of self sacrifice!

Chika took a deep breath to calm himself down. He wasn't anywhere near his brother and he was already getting worked up at the thought of just having a meal with him. It wasn't always like this though. There was a time where he looked up to Mitsukuni, but now… he didn't even know him. At times he was saddened that they didn't have a better relationship… but it was short lived due to Mitsukuni's exuberant nature.

There was also Mitsukuni's ridiculous ability to down an entire cake in a matter of seconds. Seriously, who the hell can eat that many cakes that short of a time period?! He couldn't even chew a bite-size amount of cake in a few seconds!

As Chika got closer to the study hall where he usually met Satoshi for lunch, he could see that Satoshi was not alone. A few strides later he was absolutely certain it was Kisa. He could hear they were laughing hysterically about something which he probably was better off not knowing about.

Satoshi raised his arm and gave Chika a big wave. "Oy, Yasuchika! I invited Kisa-chan to have lunch with us." He said with his usual cheerful grin.

"What gave you any right to do that?" he said without thinking. Chika was a bundle of nerves and things like this caused him to act irrationally.

"Yasuchika! Where are your manners?!" Satoshi yelled, he reach for his practice sword to beat some sense in to him. He knew that he was in one of his moods, but he didn't have to take it out on Kisa-chan!

Kisa gripped on Satoshi's shoulder. "Satoshi-kun, there is no need for violence on my behalf." She said with a weak smile. "I'll just… go eat lunch some where else!" she turned to head towards the library, or at least the way she thought the library was. However something odd caught her attention. She felt herself being pulled backward and turned around to find that Chika was grabbing onto her arm.

"I… I didn't mean it like that, you… you can still come." He explained as was looking at a new found a fascinating square tile. He felt like an idiot at the moment and couldn't bring himself to make eye contact. He noticed he was still holding her arm and quickly dropped it.

Kisa took this as an apology. "Thank you."

Chika just turned and began to walk toward their destination. Kisa looked at Satoshi with questioning eyes, to which he simply shrugged as they followed suit with Chika. Kisa wondered why Chika was so tense, maybe he wanted to impress his brother that Satoshi had told her about, or maybe he may have gotten a bad mark in one of his classes. Whatever it was, she could tell by his manner that it was something big.

The walk was an extremely silent one, so Kisa took it as an opportunity to look around at her surroundings. She couldn't believe the sheer elegance and expense of this hallway… shouldn't they be using school funds for more educational purposes or better yet they could donate some of their money to a worthy cause. Kisa was all for nice things, but when the school spends about ¥1 000 000 000 on a hallway one must question the relevance of it all!

Kisa was rich even by the standards of the wealthiest of students at Ouran; however she lived a life that would be considered that of a 'commoner'. She had attended 'commoner' school, had made 'commoner' friends, had 'commoner' clothing, and pretty much had 'commoner' manners. She wasn't the type to travel around the world… heck she didn't even have a passport! She also wasn't accustom to foreign foods and delicacies. Then again, she had lived a very sheltered life since she had been a Zodiac member for the majority of it. She sighed in relief that she no longer had to worry about getting to close to opposite sex or about catching a cold. She could just relax and be herself.

After a few minutes of silence Kisa finally became uncomfortable. "So where exactly are we eating lunch?" she inquired, in hopes that it would start a conversation.

Satoshi turned in Kisa's direction and flashed his signature grin. "Well as I said before we're having lunch with our brothers. They're in a very popular club at this school that has its own room in the music hall, the third music room to be exact!"

Kisa raised an eyebrow. The only school activity she had every heard of having its own room was the student council, though it was like that at every school. Then again this was Ouran. Curiosity got the better of her as she asked "So what exactly is this club?" It would have to be some club for them to have a permanent room in the prestigious school, or at least full of a lot of super rich people.

"Just a frivolous Host Club." Replied Chika nonchalantly, seeming much more interested in the path ahead.

Kisa froze at the last to words Chika had said. It brought back a very uncomfortable conversation she had with Kagura and Rin not to long ago.

The three former Jyuunishi girls sat drinking refreshing green tea in a little café they had stumbled upon a few months ago. Like every other Saturday, the girls where shopping down town and an afternoon snack at the café. After that they all returned to Kagura and Ritsu's apartment for a sleepover. To day it was just the three Sohma's since Tohru was off visiting friends and Machi was on vacation in Shanghai with Yuki.

They were almost finished their tea when Kisa noticed a building she had never really noticed before. In big neon lights it read Host Club. Kisa had never heard of one before so she turned to Kagura and asked innocently "Gura-ne-chan, what's a Host Club?"

Kagura spit her last sip of tea back into her cup when she fully registered the question. She nervously laughed she scratched the back of her head and attempted to explain. "Well… You see… It's a… Um… I really have to use the washroom right now!" And with that, Kagura raced to the washroom as if her life depended on it.

Kisa turned her questioning gaze to Rin. Rin didn't even bother to tare her eyes away from her new bracelet as she bluntly answered Kisa's question. "You see Kisa, there are some lonely women out there who can't get a man for the life of them." She paused for a moment and looked her younger cousin straight in the eye. "These women go to places, like the place across the street, called Host Clubs. Most women just pay for them to talk and dance with them, but some women pay a little extra for the male and sometimes female hosts, to have intercourse with them." (1)

Rin smiled serenely at Kisa "Did that explain everything for you?"

Kisa's eyes were as wide as saucers and dropped her tea cup. Its contents soaked the tabled cloth, making a mess that would piss off most bus boys.

Kagura chose this exact moment to return to the table. Upon noticing Kisa's state she poked her to snap her out of her trance. The force of this poke caused Kisa to tumble off her chair.

Rin looked down at Kisa's frozen form on the floor. "Way to go Wonder Woman."

Kagura sighed and rolled her eyes. "You told her what a little extra yen can get you, didn't you!"

Rin sighed as she rested her head in the palms of her hands. "Well if you wanted her to hear the G-rated version, then you should have grown some balls and told her yourself." She explained causally as she down her tea like a shot. "Then again knowing you for as long as I have, that would have been an impossible feat for you since you detest sugar costing things just as much as I do." A few people in the restaurant

Kagura smacked her hand on her forehead. "Sometimes, I wish my best friend was polite modest, and normal. But no, I go the polar opposite!"

Rin's lips formed an extremely cocky smile. "Well she wouldn't be any fun for an irregular gal such as yourself!" she coolly remarked.

Satoshi waved his hand frantically in front of a spaced out Kisa. "Kisa-chan! Ground-control to Kisa-chan!"

Chika glared at his cousin "What did you do?"

Satoshi shrugged.

Kisa shook herself out of herself out of her trance. Her eyes were wide with shock. Why on earth would such a prestigious school like Ouran lower its standard by letting such a disgusting activity like a Host Club be allowed to function? She turned her attention to Satoshi. "I'm sorry for spacing out. I remembered… I had to… do something after school for my cousin. Yeah that's it!"

Satoshi looked at Kisa. "Oh, okay!" he said with a shrug. He knew something was bothering her, but he didn't want to press the matter. He didn't want to piss her off after knowing each other for only a few hours.

Chika on the other hand had a feeling what it might be something to do with the Host Club. 'I hope she's not one of those girls who're obsessed with them.' He thought to himself as he observed her.

They began their trek once more. It was really silent aside from Satoshi's non-stop talking. Kisa was listening intently, laughing here and there while Chika was just tuning him out. When they were only a few minutes from the third music room Kisa turned o Satoshi and asked. "Are you sure it's okay if I come? I wouldn't want to… you know… interfere with your… um… brotherly bonding."

Satoshi looked at her. "Of course it's fine!" Satoshi assured with a grin. Kisa hadn't known him very long, but she could tell that Satoshi was hardly ever without a smile. "Besides if anyone gets mad, they'll have to deal with me!"

Kisa sighed quietly enough that neither of the boys noticed. She could always make up an excuse to leave, but Satoshi and Yasuchika were way too nice to do that to. She would just have to bear through this lunch in with the Host Club.

Satoshi came to a halting stop. "Here we are!" He announced as he turned the handle of the door. Satoshi didn't have to do anymore before the door burst open and flower petals fluttered past them. In the distance a group of people were visible.

Kisa observed them all. They were all very handsome! There were seven in total. There was a tall blond with wavy hair, sparkling blue eyes, and dazzling smile. A boy of equal height with black hair, cold black eyes, and wore designer glasses. To their right was a pair of red-headed twins, whom had a devilish air to them. The twins had their arms wrapped around a short brunette who had big doe eyes and a figure would women would kill for. Kisa couldn't help but feel as though she knew this boy from some where. Leaving that thought behind, she saw that there was also a very tall brunette (who looked identical to Satoshi) with an adorable short blond on his shoulders.

The tall blond rose up from his chair "Welcome!" he exclaimed extremely loud as he struck a pose. "To the Host Club!" As he finished his sentence a mini fireworks display came out of no where, followed by an eruption of rose petals.

Kisa couldn't contain herself. She began to giggle uncontrollably. 'Oh my, that was the most ridiculous thing I have every seen!' She knew it was very rude of her to, but she couldn't help herself. It was hilarious!

From the other side of the room Haruhi was covering her mouth to conceal her own giggles. The ginger hair girl that had arrived with Yasuchika and Satoshi was the very first not to swoon over Tamaki's little display. She was revealed that she wasn't the only one who found her senpai's actions ridiculous. Maybe for once there was someone normal at this school, well at least her standards of normal.

Kisa regained her calm after a moment and realized that she may have offended the blond. She bowed so low that her body resembled a 90˚ angle. "I am truly sorry if I insulted you in anyway! I hope you won't think lowly of me now that I was so awfully rude." She raised herself up but her eyes still remained on the floor. She couldn't look them in the eye after being so rude!

Tamaki grasped her chin and raised her head so he could see her eyes. "No need to worry hime. I suppose seeing such beautiful faces made it hard to react in a normal way." He suggested with that charming smile still present.

Kisa looked at him like he was a complete idiot and quickly stepped further away from him. She had never met someone so extremely conceited in her entire life! And she had Ayame for a cousin! Speaking of Ayame, this guy was kind of like him. He was loud, conceited, and feminine… but way more annoying.

"Chika-chan!" the small blond exclaimed as he greeted his brother.

"Mitsukuni… prepare yourself!" And with that Chika fly at his brother with a flying kick… he missed by a land slide.

Kisa rolled her eyes. Figures that Chika would be to his brother would be constantly fighting at first site like Kyo was to Yuki use to! As she watched the battled she noticed that Chika's brother was a lot more experienced and much more fluid with his movements. He was probably better then Yuki was!

"Don't worry, it'll be over with soon enough." said a voice toward the left of Kisa. She glanced over to see the feminine brunette. She bowed slightly. "I'm Fujioka Haruhi." She said with a slight smile. Now that she was closer to her, Haruhi thought that the girl looked familiar. "And you are?"

Kisa eyes widened. "Ru-ne-chan?" Now she remembered who he was. Or should she say she.

Haruhi froze. There was only one person who had ever called her that. But it couldn't be! "Kisa-chan?"

Kisa grinned and pounced onto the older girl. "I haven't seen you in so long! How have you been? What happened to your hair? Why are you dressed like a boy? How's your dad? Did you get that scholarship then?" She knew Haruhi had no time to answer any of these questions, but she couldn't stop them from flowing out of her mouth. She couldn't help but wonder why a girl like Haruhi would even be here.

Haruhi pulled Kisa away out of their hug and placed her index finger on her mouth. She looked around and noticed that everyone else was absorbed with the battle, so they hadn't noticed that the two girls were talking "Shh… Kisa, I'll fill you in on everything later. But for now act as if we just met and that you think I'm a boy." She whispered quickly.

Kisa looked slightly confused, but nodded in agreement. "I'm staying with Kagura and Ritsu. I'll call you with the directions after school. Your number is still the same right?"

Haruhi nodded. She bow in dismissal and walked over to stand beside the twins, while Kisa walked over to Satoshi who was with who she guessed was his brother. She tapped his shoulder and waved as he turned his head.

Satoshi's eyes lit up. "Kisa-chan, I want you to meet my awesome older brother Morizuka Takashi! Takashi-nii this is Sohma Kisa!"

Kisa craned her neck to look at Takashi. He looked like a much taller, more mature version of Satoshi. She smiled and bowed. "It's very nice to meet you. Satoshi speaks fondly of you!"

Mori smiled slightly on returned. He was the polar opposite of Satoshi when it came to energy level. They didn't seem to clash though.

Kisa observed the fight between Yasuchika and Mitsukuni. "So... when do you think Hanizuka-san is going to end it?" she asked quietly. She was getting bored watching them fight after a while.

Satoshi seemed some what taken aback that Kisa could tell that the older of the two brothers would come out the victor. "Well since Chika just used the moved Mitsukuni beat him with last time, it should be over… right… about… now!" As if on cue Chika's pant legs were pinned to the ground with various sharp things that Kisa didn't know the names of.

Everyone in the Host Club congratulated Hani on his victory, even though they all knew that he would win in the first place. Let's face it! Hani was just more talented at the moment.

Chika seemed extremely pissed, but he accepted defeat with grace. He didn't want to look even more idiotic by throwing a temper tantrum. He wanted to keep what ever remaining dignity he had, even though it wasn't much at the moment. He removed the knives from his pants, and was thankful the holes weren't that noticeable. He could always get one of the maids to fix it tonight.

"Good Effort, Yasu-kun." Spoke a soft voice from behind him. He turned around to see Kisa brightly at him. "You have to be one of the most talented fighters I've seen in a while!" she exclaimed happily, hoping to cheer him up.

Chika simply replied with "Hn." He couldn't figure out why she was bothering. She probably didn't know what it felt like to lose against the same person every single time. It was sickening.

"Kisa-chan!" said an extremely loud voice. Of course it was Satoshi. Then again who else would it be (minus Tamaki, Kaoru, Hikaru, and Hani)? He tugged her towards the short blond host. "I also wanted you to meet my cousin and Yasuchika's brother Mitsukuni, but everyone seems to call him Hani! Mitsu-kun, this is Sohma, Kisa she just transferred!"

Kisa bowed. "It's very nice to meet you." She said as she bent back up. "I must say, you an extremely gifted martial artist!"

Hani smiled and pounced on her. "It's nice to meet you too, Kisa-chan!" He let go of her and shoved a stuffed animal in her face. "This is my bunny Usa-chan! Would you like to hold him?"

Kisa looked at it bunny. It had to be one of the cutest things she had ever seen! "Of course I would! He's so cute!" she took off her tiger plushie book bag and held it out to him. "We can do a swap." She suggested cheerfully. She really like Hani, he was a lot like Momiji. She found it odd that out of all the stuffed animals Hani would have it would be a bunny.

Hani grinned as they switched plushies. "Hey, since you're a Sohma, does that mean you know martial arts as well?" he asked, his eyes wide with curiosity.

Kisa nodded. "I'm not that good though. I started later then most of my cousins did so I'm not near their levels."

"It doesn't matter!" Satoshi exclaimed. "You'll get better in time!"

"What type of martial arts do you practice?" one of the twins asked, seeming some what interested in the conversation

"Well, we don't use weapons to fight it's strictly hand to hand…" she began to explain. "…unless Kagura-nii-chan gets hold of a boulder… that girl is disgustingly strong!" Kisa ignored everyone's, excluding Haruhi, creeped out look. She had become use to the reaction that usually got.

She took this opportunity to slide in beside Haruhi. "Haruhi-kun, what are the other's names?"

Haruhi bent down slightly so her mouth was near her ear. "The obnoxious blond is Suoh Tamaki. He's the club's president and he never shuts up. The shadowy figure with the glasses is Ootori Kyoya. He's the vice-president, he seems to no everything about everyone at this school. The twins are Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru. They're a devilish pair and often come up with games to rid themselves of boredom."

Kisa became bug-eyed. These people were weird! Then again… it was Ouran. The school was over the top, so it wouldn't be too big of a stretch to assume that most of its students were as well.

Kisa felt herself being pulled and notice Haruhi was being pulled in the same direction. "Haru-chan, Kisa-chan," Hani practically sang. "Let's eat cake!"

"Mitsukuni, some people like to eat actual food." Chika scolded.

Kisa sighed. This was going to be a long lunch… She just hoped everything stayed PG.

A/N: SORRY! I am a horrible updater! I should be lynched for the amount of time it took me to actually update. I promise the next one won't take that long! This chapter was kind of well boring, but the next one will be more amusing.

Next Chapter: The lunch will continue, Haruhi and Kisa's relationship will be explained, and Kagura and Ritsu will appear.

(1)According to a show I watched, in some cases hosts at host clubs will have sex with customers if they pay more and they host really likes the girl. Sounded like something that would freak out Kisa out.

So now that that's done with I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed and if constructive criticism was made I tried to fix stuff up (hopefully I did S). I'd like to hear what you all think so leave a review if you want.

Until next time!

-shriveled