CHAPTER TWO
Ace Gang Headquarters (aka my room)
12:15 pm
After countless bribes and much struggle, we have managed to get rid of Libby.
Jools said, "The Ace Gang will come to order. And now, an introductory Viking inferno dance to commence!!"
I think I deserve some praise for how I was able to do a Viking inferno dance even in my time of sadinosity. It actually cheered me up. A little.
12:22 pm
"… So then I just ran off," I said, finishing my story. I hadn't meant to tell it, seeing as it's a story I vowed never to tell beyond the grave. But I started blubbling and felt I had to let it out.
"Blimey…" said Rosie thoughtfully, munching on a cheesy snack. The Ace Gang nodded wisely.
"Oy!" said Sven.
12:45 pm
Operation glaciosity.
Objective: Become a gorgeous but reserved Sex-Goddess boy magnet, wanted by everyone but devoted to her one and only. (Yes, red bottom, that means you are not welcome.)
Step one: Robbie is yesterday's news. Show glaciosity and maturiosity to make him wish he had never dumped the Sex-Goddess to go snog sheep in Kiwi-a-gogo-land.
Step two: Become Masimo's girlfriend and try not to ramble on about llamas.
Step three and beyond: To be discussed at a later date.
Ro Ro said, "Court will resume in… whenever we, er, see appropriate. And now, a Viking inferno departure dance!"
1:30 pm
The Ace Gang have left. Or rather, Sven has left carrying all the Ace Gang. Yes, ALL of them. He must be made of steel or something.
2:13 pm
Operation glaciosity, here I come!!
2 minutes later
This is not going to be easy. But it's either this or pretending I'm a llama owner/fanatic for the rest of my life.