H0W HARRY REALY IS 2.
N/A: Ok the last one was crap but hopefully this is better.
Harry and Hermoine were walking along Hogwarts on a warm clear day, when who should apear but a girl that they had never seen before Harry and Hermoine let go of each other's hands. "Hello we have never seen you around are you in 5th year?" chorused Harry and Hermoine. "Yes, yes I am my name is Ron-I mean Rowina."
"Nice to meet you!" Said Harrry and shaking Rowina's hand. "Yes I hope we can become god friends!" said Hermoine happily. "Well Hermoine we bettter find Ron and see what his big surprise is!" said Harry sighing. " Ron, Ron Weasly?"
"Yes do you know him?" they chorused.
" Well I know him and what his big secret is!"
"What?" Harrry and Hermoine chorused?"
"Well here it is I am Ron I got a sex change to make handsom Draco love me" said Rowina I mean Ron blushing. Harry and Hermoine walked of into the sunset muttering about Ron. They had just left him there blushing what would Dumbledore think of this? Then Harry went crazy like last time and said to Hermoine " Hermoine have you told Krum about us?"
"Er-er-er-er-er well no sorry he is coming to the castle tomorrow I will telll him. I promise I do love you !"
"Well I just wanted to do it like they do on the discovery channel. Oh well I will always love you!" They walked back around Hogwarts and then went to the Griffindor Comon room.
N/A: Ok the last one was crap but hopefully this is better.
Harry and Hermoine were walking along Hogwarts on a warm clear day, when who should apear but a girl that they had never seen before Harry and Hermoine let go of each other's hands. "Hello we have never seen you around are you in 5th year?" chorused Harry and Hermoine. "Yes, yes I am my name is Ron-I mean Rowina."
"Nice to meet you!" Said Harrry and shaking Rowina's hand. "Yes I hope we can become god friends!" said Hermoine happily. "Well Hermoine we bettter find Ron and see what his big surprise is!" said Harry sighing. " Ron, Ron Weasly?"
"Yes do you know him?" they chorused.
" Well I know him and what his big secret is!"
"What?" Harrry and Hermoine chorused?"
"Well here it is I am Ron I got a sex change to make handsom Draco love me" said Rowina I mean Ron blushing. Harry and Hermoine walked of into the sunset muttering about Ron. They had just left him there blushing what would Dumbledore think of this? Then Harry went crazy like last time and said to Hermoine " Hermoine have you told Krum about us?"
"Er-er-er-er-er well no sorry he is coming to the castle tomorrow I will telll him. I promise I do love you !"
"Well I just wanted to do it like they do on the discovery channel. Oh well I will always love you!" They walked back around Hogwarts and then went to the Griffindor Comon room.