Tony: hey guys he- oh I can't do this
Rosso: Mr Ripper over here is kind of depressesd
Acerbus: well he is Bi-polar
Sadao: Can we move on yet?
Acerbus: once again if you're reading "cold Ice Shining moon and freezing snow" fanfic (also made by pocketwatch ripper) please review and vote in our poll it would mean a lot to us.
Tony: just read the damned story already
Rosso: we don't nor will ever own Katekyo hitman reborn or Alice in wonderland blah blah
X~X~X the Pools of Tears and a Jolly Caucus race X~X~X
After Tsuna was well finished with the cake he began to grow, he grew until his head bumped the ceiling. "God, this is getting weirder and weirder" Tsuna tried to move but his head hit the ceiling again and dust flew into his eyes "ow, my eyes." Tsuna said rubbing his eyes, tears forming in his eyes from the dust. After the dust fell out of Tsuna eyes he noticed a fan lying on the floor, he decided to fan himself with it. "This is getting weirder and weirder" before Tsuna realized he has shrunk a lot, he stop just in time. "Great I'm the size of a peanut again." He said irritated before he was up to his chin in salty water. "What the-"he said before slipping further into the water and eventually struggling to swim, and drowning.
Tsuna woke up on the shore with a bunch of other animals, parrots, geese, mice, and a bunch of other animals. "How shall we get dry?" Asked a peacock "I haven't the slightest way how to" replied the parrot "I know" exclaimed a Dodo. "We shall have a Caucus race!" "What's a caucus race?" Tsuna asked the dodo looked at Tsuna with amazement. "The best way to explain it is to do it!" the dodo exclaimed. First the bird marked a circle in the ground and all the animals lined all around it and started whenever they liked. In about a half hour they were all dry.
"Stop" the Dodo ordered and they all stopped "the race is over!" the crazed bird said "rejoice as you have all won!" it said "as we also receive prizes" a couple of voices said "why of course" the Dodo said "he shall give the prizes." It pointed at Tsuna, Tsuna quickly reached into his pocket feeling a box (that was still dry) and took it out, it was a medium sized box, he had remember that Basil stopped by earlier to say "Hi" and gave Tsuna a box of Italian chocolates, luckily there was just enough for everyone. "But of course he must have a prize as well" A parrot said "ah yes he must have a prize as well, what else have you in your pocket?" The Dodo asked Tsuna stuck his hand in his pocket "only a button" The Dodo took it and presented the button "we ask you to accept this elegant thimble." It said Tsuna decided not to argue with the bird as it might upset them. Tsuna just took the button and quickly put it back into his pocket
Then the pitter-patter of soft feet went by and Tsuna saw the bunny-Reborn again running by again "the Duchess the Duchess I forgot about the Duchess" he said racing in a direction Tsuna quickly thank all the animals for a wonderful time and took off after Reborn again. Reborn kept running "good grief, I've seen to have lost my fan and gloves." He said, Tsuna caught up to Reborn and was out of breath "R-Reborn!" he said. Reborn turned to him "Anetta, what are you doing here? Run home this instant and fetch me a pair of gloves and a fan." He said Tsuna quickly turned and rushed in the direction reborn pointed to.
~~~~~~~~~End chapter~
Rosso: done
Tony: I'm starting to think of quitting fanfiction
Acerbus: why ever so?
Tony: dunno I keep thinking my stories aren't that good
Sadao: well no DUH! You have horrible grammar, your stories are third-rate, nobody reviews them, you're lucky if you get at least 5 hits or visitors after chapter 1 of ANY of your stories … shall I continue?
Rosso: keep going and you're gonna be in a block of ice, Demonio.
Sadao: You can kill me if you want (providing you CAN) but I'm not going to lie to him.
Acerbus: at least there's a vote for me in the poll
Rosso: let just get this ordeal doen with OK? See your guys later, providing our bi-polar creator here doesn't quit