Bleach: LOTSH

Chapter 2- Danyul Vs Highschool Part 1

Bleach OST- Peaceful Afternoon

Last Time on Bleach... "Ichigo has been down in the dumps and doesn't have the strength to tell Rukia he loves her because he fears she won't embrace him for his feelings, so he decides to not face rejection and deals with his situation for the meantime...Ortihime invites the two to a movie and soon after the shinigami's found Danyul...A Soul Hunter..."

The Day After...

Another morning at The Kurosaki house and that was the same morning that Isshin had gone on vacation with his 2 daughters to Cleveland to get a sense of real life. (Vacation? Hardly, but to understand how hard life can be, well...it's perfect, but Dad said it'd be a wonderful getaway, maybe he was going to teach the girls why you shouldn't get pregnant early and how to tell who's a stalker...) "Bye Ichigo! Bye Rukia!" the 3 yelled in unison. "Good bye! Have a good trip! I'll be sure to take good care of your'e house and Ichigo!" Said Rukia with an emphasis on my name. (She can't be that worried can she?) "So Ichigo? We still have 2 hours till school starts. I say we make breakfast so we can have a day to look forward to!" Ichigo smirked widely until footsteps were loud by him. "Hey guys, care to invite your'e neighbor?" Said well uh, Danyul. "What are you doing here! YOU WERE SO STAND OFFISH YESTERDAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA KILL ME MR. SOUL HUNTER!" Said Ichigo in his unbelievable tone. Danyul just looked with his eyes half open as he tried to say something. "Uhhhhhhh...Oh that's right, well uh that was my uh thing, the thingy ma bob that can watch my body while I'm out doing stuff...he usually likes to make me sound way tougher but everything about me he says is true though.." As the guy slurred off. Then Ichigo saw his eyes. "Well hey thats fine and all but you should check out your'e eyes, their bloodshot Dan." Hap started to snicker at the comment, but for what reason? "Well...*Snicker Snicker* I uhhhh *Pppffffft!* OK! MY EYES ARE RED BECAUSE..." The two leaned in closer curious for an anwer. "Because?" They said... "Well..you can't smell it?" Danyul said. Then Rukia came closer and sniffed him and she blushed wilder then a cherry. "Well! What is it already!" Ichigo demanded..."Well uh...Captain Ukitake umm..uses it sometimes at night with some other captains..and it's... how can I say this...It's..." Hap moved her aside to explain. "It's marijuana, ok? What's so bad about it? It's legal here right?" Ichigo was stunned. "Yes and no..." Rukia said. "Well I know I can't grow it guys. But you guys said breakfast and I'm down to pig out before school." (Oh yeah, figures he'd go to High School with us.) The trio made their way inside the house and started busting out all kinds of stuff, sausage, eggs, flour, butter, milk, cereal, and...Pizza? "What? I can't have a morning pizza?" The 3 laughed at Danyul's goofy and odd breakfast.

5 minutes and 3 pizza's later.

(FAIL)

Danyul was passed out on the couch with half a pizza slice in his hands while Ichigo and Rukia were in the kitchen still preparing their beast of a meal. Soon afterwards though Ichigo spilt flour on Rukia's hands to piss her off, so she then threw a couple off eggs at him and soon it resulted in a huge food fight, there was all sorts of things flying around the kitchen until Rukia slipped on some raw eggs and took Ichigo down with her. She was on top, *P.S. DRAGON BALL HUNT3R IS PERVERTED* And Boy Ichigo was comfortable where he was. he put a finger of flour and tapped it on her nose and as they stared into eachothers eyes as they moved their heads closer together until.. "EWWWWWW! You guys were gonna make me breakfast with those tainted hands! Go! WASH THEM! YOU MAKE ME SAD!" Rukia quickly got off Ichigo and started to wash her hands, WAIT, WHY?

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