A/N: Let the randomness commence!
Chapter two; PE class
Murdoc strolled onto the field casually, Yun glared at him before yelling. "You're 15 minutes late!" Murdoc shrugged, un-phased. "Personally, I think we're lucky he even showed up at all." Tyler muttered. Hemera shrugged, "There's only one thing I'd like to know; why the fuck is Zim wearing a leopard print thong?!" She yelled pointing at Zim. "Hmm… Good question." Tay said pulling her hat down, "Alright my little chickens, we are going to play a game of paint ball!" Murdoc yelled pointing at the few paint guns stacked next to him. "Where the hell did those come from?!" Johnny yelled falling over. "Alright, so let's uh… pair into teams of three… Lessie… the people I know of are first! Yun, Tak and Staz you three are together! Um… Dib, Johnny and Zim, you three are together. And umm, Tay, Hemera and... Um, me are together. The rest of you can choose your team." "Hey! How come I have to be on a team with him?" Johnny and Dib yelled at the same time, pointing to each other. Murdoc shrugged, "Because you guys were semi together the last time we met." "But Zim wasn't with us!" Dib yelled, "Oh, I see here, you and Johnny are in love, right?" "NO!" Johnny and Dib yelled at the same time. "He forgot me… thank god…" Tyler muttered.
"Alright! These are the rules! Number one; if you get shot, your WHOLE team has to run back to the beginning. Number two; I couldn't find enough protective gear for all of you, so only I will be wearing protective gear… So try avoiding shooting people in the face. Number three; the losers have detention with me! And I am NOT friendly when it comes to detention! You got that?" The class groaned and grabbed their guns. "We're gonna play Rambo!" Tay yelled with widened eyes. "Eh, do we have to?" Hemera asked shaking her fringe out of her eyes. "Yes! Yes we do. You should be better at it than I am though… Oh well, let's play!" Tay grabbed her gun and started running backward toward… somewhere… (A/N: Hell I'm writing this and I've got no idea where she's running to…) Murdoc smiled, "That's the ticket!" Yun glared at his paint ball gun weirdly, "How does this thing work?" He asked, pointing at his gun. "Like a normal gun, dumbass!" Johnny yelled, "Alright my pretties, let us start!" Murdoc yelled, pulling his goggles on and stupidly pulling his shirt off. The class suddenly burst into song; singing 'it's the hard knock life for us' while moving around as if in the military. "Now what the fuck is this about?!" Murdoc yelled, all of a sudden; the class stopped. Pointing their guns at Murdoc. "Oh shit."
"So you lost and made us get detention! Oh I hate you sometimes!" Hemera and Tay said at the same time, storming into Murdoc's class. "It's not my fault. And besides, you guys got your revenge on me, remember? You two both shot me!" Murdoc quickly spun around and pulled his nappy down and showed two big paint ball induced bruises. "Now how is this supposed to work? You're in detention with us, so how are you supposed to be giving us detention?" Tay yelled, Murdoc glanced around the class blankly, "Look, I'll figure this out alright? You two just sit there… or you know what, go home." "Alright. But you're staying in detention." Hemera said grabbing her bag and walking out the room. Tay paused a moment. "I'm sure you'll figure this out. But you're in detention until five." She said smiling at Murdoc before running out.
Yun glanced at his watch, "Almost time for the scary monkey show!" Staz yelled, jumping down off the stairs. "Right on time as always…" Yun muttered tugging at his antennas. "We're home!" Gir yelled jumping through the window. "And that's on time too." Yun said, opening the door before Zim could blast at it. "You know, I really don't know why I haven't killed you yet." He said coldly, "Eh? What are you talking about? Without ZIM there is no story!" Zim yelled, pointing his laser at Yun's head. "Boring!" Yun yelled kicking Zim in the stomach and grabbing his laser. "Gimme that!" Johnny yelled, trying to pry the laser away from Yun. The laser fired and hit a rambling homeless guy. "No one will miss him!" Johnny yelled, Yun took the opportunity and slammed his elbow in Johnny's face. "Shit! Hit a guy when he's down why don't ya?" Johnny yelled, cradling his cheek. "How did you guess?" Yun asked kicking Johnny on the shin. "Ow! Fuck! I hate you!" Johnny yelled falling down. "Aw, I hate you to!" Yun yelled, slamming the door on Johnny, Zim and Gir. The door opened, "Oi! Didn't you learn your lesion?!" Yun yelled, not turning back and kicking whoever was behind him. "Oi!" Tay yelled, "Oh sorry." Yun said turning around. "You know, I think people may start noticing there's always a dead homeless guy on that corner every day." Hemera said pointing at the dead homeless man. "Hmm, maybe. But I doubt it." Yun said shrugging. "QUIET! The Scary Monkey show's on!" Staz yelled from the lounge.
"Alright rabbits, its show and hell time, bring forth your evil things!" Murdoc yelled slamming his leg against his desk. "Alright, Hemera, you seem to have an interesting cage, bring it forth." Hemera glared at Murdoc, stood up and began dragging a big dog cage to the front of the classroom. She opened it and outburst a small child. "Right, this is my younger cousin Mariam…" Hemera said coldly, Mariam glanced around the classroom before resting her gaze on Murdoc, "She bites." Hemera said, Mariam smiled at Murdoc and growled, "Oh shit!" Murdoc yelled jumping on top of his desk.
"Where'd the dog cage go?" Tay asked scratching her head. Hemera smirked evilly, "It's in Murdoc's car. Along with Mariam."