In TV Land

AN: Yay! Chapter 2 rewrite! Here ya go! So yeah…enjoy and comment.

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing of Supernatural. I only wish it were real and I could live it but really what are the chances of that happening. All the remarks made by Hon/Laura/Sam/ Dean/John or any other character in it are for fun never should they be taken seriously.

Hon felt the chill of cement, but kept her eyes closed because she didn't want to see what had happened in the accident. Then she didn't understand why she was on cement. The first thing that went through her head after that was, What Would Dean Do? She thought and then decided he would look for a weapon and search for a reason why he was there. And that is exactly what she did. Before she opened her eyes to search her surroundings, a voice spoke in her thoughts. Safe. She found this incredibly creepy and thought of anything that could speak telepathically.

There was nothing, so she just took it as her conscious. She opened her eyes and looked around. In a matter of seconds she knew that she was in an old abandoned warehouse, of what kind she didn't know. It was night that there was a really bad smell. It was almost like metal. She knew then that it was blood. Vampires. How many of them she didn't know but there was at least one. She also noticed she wasn't in her school uniform. She was wearing a pair of jeans and an awesome AC/DC shirt. Her leg felt stiff as if something was up against it. She felt her calf and there was the handle of a knife. She wasn't sure how big it was but she felt safer with it there. There was a footstep. She looked into the dark and saw a figure emerge from the darkness.

"You were difficult to catch. I underestimated you. You used the surroundings of that pathetic rock concert to hide in." so that's where the shirt was from, "I always enjoyed a chase." The figure dazed of.

"Being chased isn't that fun. If you want I can be the hunter and you can be the hunted." Hon retorted.

The figure snapped out of his monotone voice, "Silly girl. I will never be the hunted." Then he was in front of her within a second. "So either you quiet your smart remarks and die quickly or keep them up and die slowly and painfully. Your choice?"

"That's close enough, Dracula." Said a voice that sounded so familiar to Hon. She just couldn't think from where. Then her father stepped from the darkened door. The vamp was distracted and was walking slowly toward her father. He couldn't kill it. Not like this especially since he had a riffle and not a machete. She reached for the knife attached to her leg and walked as quietly and as quickly as she could. She then raised her knife, realizing it was a machete, and came down just as he turned. His head was rolling on the floor when Laura and her father walked in.

"Good job, Hon. You did everything according to the plan. Let's go stop by the burger joint down the road for a victory dinner."

Laura walked over to Hon. She seemed shocked by what she had just witnessed.

"Where are we?" Laura asked confused.

"Well…do you mean that like state/city wise or like not in Kansas anymore?" Hon asked raising her eyebrow and following the two men in front of them.

"Kansas. Definitely Kansas. Speaking of Kansas we should listen to Kansas soon." Laura said trailing off.

"Yeah definitely." Then they walked to two cars parked a block away. One was a 1980 Ford F-250 Pickup. The other was Hon replica Impala but it was maroon.

"Oh my God! My baby!"Hon screamed before she could stop herself.

"What? What happened to you car?" her father asked seeming genuinely scared.

"She thought she saw a scratch, Jay. Nothing to worry about." Laura said saving Hon from trying to explain.

"Yeah, dad, it was just a trick of the light." She lied not sure if she liked the maroon or not.

They all headed straight toward the small burger stand. Jay said it would be about a ten minute drive so the girls had ten minutes to talk about the hunt.

"Great. So we're hunters. I am really going to like this. We already ganked a vamp. I can't wait to see where we go next." Hon said to Laura, who was splitting at the seams with excitement, but then Hon thought of the Voice. "When you woke up here, did you hear a voice that said Safe?"

"No." Hon knew she was hiding something. She gave her a stare that said we only have ten minutes to figure this out so don't waste it. "I…I heard Unsafe."

"Really? Thank god I thought I was going crazy, but I'm not." Hon said happily.

"We need to figure out what's going on." Laura said in a worried voice.

"Ditto on that one, but where do we start?" Hon asked taking her eyes off the road for a second.

"How about our dads. Since when have they been friends?" Laura asked searching for the burger stand.

"Maybe it's like an AU or something. Twist everything up and see what happens. Next?" Hon said following the truck into the parking lot of their dinner site.

"I say we eat dinner. I'm starving. Being twistered up and landing in Oz really makes you hungry."

"Double ditto." They pulled into the parking lot of the burger stand.

They got out and started for the door when they saw it. It was the Impala. Not like some stupid replica that was a different color. This was the car.

They gawked at it for a while till Jay and Bill looked back and saw they weren't behind them. Bill said, "We'll someone has the same interest in Chevy's you crazys do." and walked in.

They snapped out of it and walked in the front doors to see them ordering food. They stood shocked. They were there standing in the same room as Sam and Dean Winchester. Sam turned around just in time to hear Laura swoon.

Dean heard it to and elbowed Sam in the ribs and said, "Dude I think Queen Drools-a-lot has a thing for you." It was just then that Laura realized she had actually started to drool. All the blood rushed to her face in embarrassment.

She saw Hon walk up to Dean. Hon always stood up for Laura. It was actually how they met. Macy was making fun of Laura for watching Supernatural when Hon walked up and said she liked Supernatural too. It was a big shock since her and Macy had been friends for awhile. After that, Hon and Laura were best friends. Hon had made it to Dean. She tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, Lord Diccubus of the Dick Tribe, that's my friend and I would like you to apologize for what you said." She said pointing back at a beet red Laura.

"Sorry, but there is no way you can make me take it back. That was hilarious." Dean said going back to looking at the menu trying to figure out what he wanted.

"Really? You don't even know me and you think I can't make you apologize?" She said pointing between herself and Dean who turned around looking really annoyed.

"Yeah really. Now go back to your friend and talk about girl stuff like…unicorns and glitter or whatever girls talk about." Dean said trying to get her to leave him alone.

"Dean just apologize. She seems about as stubborn as you." Sam interjected.

"Hell no. There is no way on this earth that I'm going to apologize to a girl for making a comment." Dean said looking angrily at his brother.

"Apologize. Please." Sam said in a begging voice.

"N. O." Dean said as he pushed Hon. She grabbed his hand and twisted it around till he fell to his knees in pain.

"How do you feel about apologizing now?" Hon asked as Dean tried to claw out of her grip. He tried to get her off but she had a hold that not even a pro wrestler could get out of.

"Jesus Christ. I'm sorry, ok." She let his hand go. She turned and saw John, who had been watching everything.

"Apology accepted." She said walking past him and to stand in line with Laura.

"That was a little uncalled for." Laura said quietly as they ordered.

John moved and helped his son up and led them out. Jay felt the need to apologize for what his daughter did so he dragged her out there to the Impala where John and his sons stood trying to get feeling back into Dean's arm.

"Hey. I wanted to apologize for my-" John then threw Holy water onto Hon and her father.

"Dumbass. We're not demons. We're hunters." Hon said shaking water off her hands and shirt.

"Precaution. Not many people can twist Dean's hand and make him do anything."

"Yeah…Hon's probably still kicking with adrenaline from the vamp she just killed."

"You killed a vamp? With what?" Dean asked seeming kind of shocked.

"A machete and a good distraction." Hon answered full of pride.

"Sweet." Sam added.

They started walking in the restaurant when Dean asked, "Your names Hon like Han Solo."

"No, it's a nickname much easier than Siobhan."

"Yeah really."

"Oh, By the way. You stole my ride." Hon said as she pointed to the maroon Impala.