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Kaoru felt something on his face. Someone was pushing him. No, wait, someone was poking him. He lazily opened his eyes and saw a finger repeatedly pressing into his skin. When the younger Hitachiin looked up, he saw Haruhi who immediately withdrew her hand. He groaned. No one wanted to be woken up from a nice nap. Haruhi looked at him curiously so he decided to turn his back on her. By surprise, he was met by the leg of the couch. It took him some time before he realized what had happened.

"HIKARU!!", he yelled out for his brother. He sat up and looked at the couch. Empty. He searched around and saw that his older twin was no where to be found.

Haruhi offered her hand and helped Kaoru sit on the couch. "Hikaru went to the bathroom." She smiled and sat down, knowing how deeply the brothers worried in the absence of the other. Tilting her head a bit, she asked, "Umm, what were you doing on the floor?"

With a painful look, Kaoru sighed, "Sleeping, of course. But I was supposed to be on this couch with Hikaru. He probably pushed me off, again. Don't be shocked when my back breaks one day from falling off a bed." He finished his sentence with a pout.

Not knowing what to say, Haruhi just smiled. However, a thought quickly came to mind. "If you both wanted to take a nap, why did you have to share a couch?" She pointed across the coffee table in front of the couch they were sitting on. "There's another couch right there that you could've slept on. That way, you didn't have to squeeze in with him, fall off and hurt yourself."

Kaoru blushed a deep crimson. Haruhi, with her analytical skills almost up to par with Kyoya's, would easily be able to realize if the twins were having an incestuous relationship. Thank the heavens that she is oblivious about sentimental situations, even ones that concern her. "Oh, uh, it's because Hikaru and I share a bed at home. I think we can sleep better knowing that we are next to each other." Kaoru chuckled, trying his best to give an excuse to the questioning girl next to her. "It's one of those twin things: sharing everything together." He grinned.

"Ahh I see. It probably does feel safer knowing that someone you whole-heartedly trust is next to you." Haruhi began to tap her jaw with an index finger. "I wonder if...oh Tamaki-senpai, Hikaru." She was stopped midsentence when the two appeared from the door with Hikaru opening it. Tamaki held ice packs over his head and his collarbone. Haruhi did in fact give Tamaki what he deserved for spying. "I'm very sorry, Senpai. I guess I got carried away." She gave him a smile that instantly made him forget his soreness.

"My dear daughter, it's quite alright. You're smile is enough to lift all the pains from my body and renew my energy." He threw away the ice packs and ran towards Haruhi, dragging her away from Kaoru and onto the other couch. He rubbed his face against her hair and squealed a little. Haruhi decided that he deserved this much for getting beaten by her. She sat there and tried to endure it to the best of her ability.

Kaoru did not even turn around to see the two boys enter. He was obviously frustrated at Hikaru for constantly forcing him to wake up with back pains. Hikaru walked over and sat where Haruhi was. He knew immediately that Kaoru was angry since he crossed his arms and looked away from him. "Kaoru, I'm really sorry for pushing you off the floor." The only sound he received was a hmph. "I wanted to wake you up but you looked so adorable just cuddled up. Besides, I did not want to bother you. Please forgive me?", he pleaded, trying to caress Kaoru's cheek.

The younger twin instantly looked at Hikaru with exasperated eyes. He snapped, "Why should I when you do it to me at least once a week? Oh, and it's a record this week since this is the fifth time it happened!" He was caught off guard when Hikaru quickly laid him on his stomach and began to massage him.

"This is why you should forgive me." Hikaru sat on his brother's lower back and leaned down to his ear, whispering, "You get to feel my hands roaming your body while I make you feel better." He sat up and continued to work on Kaoru. He massaged near the shoulder blades then playfully drew circles with his finger.

All the while, Kaoru felt uncomfortable. Not because his brother was sitting on him and giving him the massage of his life. No, that was best part. It lessened his frustration and it got him excited...too excited. He felt uncomfortable between his legs. His pants grew tighter and tighter, the older twin's touch making his blood flow southward. The fact that he was squished between a soft couch and Hikaru did not help either. He held onto the arm of the couch for dear life and moaned lightly, making sure that only Hikaru heard and not Haruhi or Tamaki. "Hi...Hikaru...it's too much...I...I need you." He knew his older brother was smirking. Hikaru, being the aggressive one, sat down a little harder which caused Kaoru to audibly gasp. The twins were stunned and wide-eyed. They saw that the gasp caught Tamaki's full attention who only stopped harassing Haruhi when Kaoru made the noise. Haruhi herself, after pushing Tamaki off, eyed them both.

"You creeps are...well, creepy. I saw from the corner of my eye before that you were giving each other a massage. I didn't mind that but what about the whispering and the gasp?" Tamaki questioned, though he was only annoyed because the gasp made him stop petting Haruhi. She too looked like she was telepathically sending her first-year friends the same question.

"Haha, you know how Kaoru is. If he feels even the slightest pain he will still make sounds as if his arm was blown off." Hikaru laughed to try and cover up what really happened while Kaoru buried his head onto the cushions of the couch. "Plus, boss, we were whispering cause we didn't want to bother you and Haruhi," grinned Hikaru.

Tamaki was impressed though completely oblivious. "I'm glad to see that you finally decided to give up on Haruhi and leave her to my care. You twins are not a good influence on my lovely daughter." He hugged Haruhi who couldn't do anything but sigh. He let go and announced, "I still have that special event planned for next week." At that moment, the twins slowly moved to be able to sit properly. Kaoru intentionally crossed his legs to cover up his arousal from before.

"Very well. This dance will cater to one of the desires of our customers that only you twins were able to provide before." The king stood up and walked behind the brothers and patted their head. He continued, "It was actually inspired by you and your seductive manners." Tamaki walked some more and sat back down on the opposite couch. "I shall call it the 'Host Club Homo-Homo Dance, One Night Only'. Of course the name will be changed to something better but the idea is in the name." He felt proud of himself, this was his opportunity to spend time with Haruhi. "Host Club members will pair up and be each other's dates for the night. This is of course fake. How far each pair is willing to go is completely up to them. However, the pair must still dance together. This will surely drive the girls wild. Everything is perfectly calculated," he ended with a toothy smile.

Haruhi poked her Senpai and asked, "Uh, there are seven of us. Who will not have a partner?"

A good question but, of course, Tamaki already had the answer. "Kyoya will be kept in charge of watching over our guests. Besides, what guy would ever want to dance with him, ahahahaha!" He slowly looked at Haruhi. "You, of course, will be my partner. You've seen how the girls go crazy whenever we are together. Imagine, a prince type and a natural type dancing together, it's the perfect fit." Tamaki squealed again, and lunged himself towards Haruhi for another hug. Protests, to no surprise, were heard from her.

The twins beamed with excitement. They looked at each other and smiled. At this dance, they could do whatever they want without being suspected of anything. If they kiss, customers will think that it is only part of the event. This was the best event the king had planned so far.

In melodious unison, they whispered, "Let's really entertain those girls."

A/N: Hope you liked it. Send me suggestions to the actual name of the event so that it sounds more elegant...if you want. Reviews will be appreaciated.