A/N: so this is a challenge/meme thing. I take pairings and make them dysfunctional relationships. This whole thing promises to be way more fun than it should be but i just can't do my happy stories right now. Idea taken from Runespoor. Suggestions are fine but no promises.

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He thought he could help her, help fix her and her insecurities and problems because he's a damned genius and he loves her, even when she nags, because he hears her bragging about him and he knows she cares.

But sometimes he feels like a damn trophy. Like her former precious Sasuke-kun and he can't stand that thought. And she can't stand being left behind by Sakura so she trains and trains but at least she beat Forehead in love like sensei wanted right right? And she wears all the make-up and diets and trains and somehow it's never enough for her. And he's not either he knows. He can't fix her and soon enough she'll throw him away with every other new fad.