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Disclaimer:This story is based on characters and situations imagined by JKRowling.They belong to him.I do not make money and do not commit infringementof copy right or trademark law.

Pairings: Draco/Harry, Ron /Hermione and Blaise/Neville

Warning:slash man /man, het man / woman,general silliness, violence, adult language, sexual situations, sex, brief mention of the themes of suicide and digestive disorders, and intentional presence of some random OOC crises.

Chapter 2: Certain-Tea

"Cer-Tea-Tude"

Certainty: the state of being certain, a fact - no doubt.

The second day of testing began much like the first, but quickly degenerated into something else.

"Malfoy - I touched Malfoy! "Harry shouted the twins. "Your infamous creation made me touch it: I virtually hug"

"There, there, it's not so horrible," claimed the twins.

"Not so horrible? Not so horrible? "The cries increased in volume. "I grabbed in the middle of the Hall, where everyone saw us. What people will think, what will he think? "

Fred and George hoisted a smirk. "People have probably forgotten a small event now," he said.

Harry glared at them. "I'm maybe not the smartest student at Hogwarts, but I'm certainly not stupid. All I do is the subject of gossip for weeks. Me catching Malfoy and declaring my eternal rivalry has definitely a gossip, "Harry said with a sniff.

The twins blushed slightly and shrugged as if to say they could do nothing against the fact that Harry makes the news and it was his fault that he chose to say such things in a place where the entire world could hear. The twins were more skilled in deciding that they were completely innocent even when they were the direct cause of a fiasco.

When Harry opened his mouth to continue his diatribe, Fred grabbed a glass full of white liquid that was George and emptied it into the throat of Harry. Harry swallowed reflexively and blinked slowly. A relieved smile appeared on his face. "Merlin thank you," he murmured. "I could swear under oath yesterday I declared my unswerving Malfoy rivalry - it's good to know that I did not. "

Ron appeared in the common room when Harry spoke these words. "You did it, man. "

"No, I did not," replied Harry.

"If you did," said Ron.

"No," growled Harry.

"You have indeed done" Ron insisted.

"Look Ron, I do not know what your problem is, but I am absolutely certain that I did not declare my eternal rivalry Malfoy yesterday," said Harry.

"But everyone says that ..."

"Everybody is wrong," laughed Harry. "I think I know perfectly well what I did or not, and I certainly did not hit Malfoy! "

Fred wrote quick notes re: the consumer makes perfectly sure that his sweet illusions are reality. The consumer refuses to listen to reason and ignores the obvious facts and evidence presented.

Hermione went downstairs and looked at Harry. "Why are not you dressed, Harry? We need to go have breakfast and then go to class. "

Harry looked the smartest witch he knew as if it were a complete idiot. "It's Saturday, Hermione, we do not over today. "

"Today is Wednesday, Harry. Of course we have underway, "said Hermione flatly.

"I fear you to do wrong, Hermione. I want to be sure that today is Saturday. And since it is Saturday, I thought I was a little lazy in my pajamas and eat later, "said Harry.

"Harry! "Said Hermione sharply. "I'm not wrong! So now go get dressed and come have breakfast with us. We have classes this morning, and after, we must revise for the examination of Potion of tomorrow. "

Harry rolled his eyes and lay on the couch where he was already lying down. "Are you crazy? "He asked. "Today is Saturday, so that tomorrow it is Sunday, which means it's impossible that we have a review of potion tomorrow. Rogue cannot even put testing session on days when we have no progress.

"Why do you act like that? "She asked. "If you do not hurry now, so I refuse to help you revise for the examination of the future. "

"And why should it worry? Ho, no, Hermione will not help me for the wrong exam! Someone save me from my imaginary future failure! "Exclaimed Harry, twins causing a slight sneer.

Increases the sarcasm of the consumer and also reduces intelligence, wrote Fred.

"You'll see if I have something to do when you fail," said Hermione curtly, when she left the ward at a rapid pace, dragging Ron behind her.

"Wednesday -" Harry laughed "- it's a joke. "

Neville down the dormitory and saw Harry spread over a chair. "You do not want to go down to breakfast, Harry? "

"No, I told myself that I will in a moment," said Harry.

Neville launched a Tempus and saw that Harry was still a little over an hour to eat before breakfast ends. "Ok, see you later then. "He dragged their feet until the portrait, nervously.

"What's wrong, Neville? You seem nervous about something, "Harry shot at him.

"Well, its this review of Potions, tomorrow ... I know I'll make a sloppy job. Then Snape will shout at me, ridiculing me, give me a hold and I will be humiliated in front of everybody, "muttered Neville.

A broad smile spread over Harry's face and he threw a glance at his friend. "Neville, there is no review for Potions, tomorrow! "He said.

"Really? "Neville asked, hope shining in his eyes.

"Yes, yes - there is no exam tomorrow," he repeated.

"Are you sure? "Neville asked again.

"I am perfectly certain," said Harry.

"Thanks, old is the best news of the week," said Neville.

"Happy to have helped you," said Harry as Neville left the ward.

Increases the consumer's ability to lie successfully and seeming completely honest while doing so. The twins giggled at each other. "Cer-Tea-Tude is a success. "