I am going to have so much fun with this one… This is a short Shikamaru x Naruto. Lol xD just a small, perverted drabble. Funfun!
Warning: Language, actions and yaoi.
I don't own Naruto. Kakashi usually does, but now I felt like Shikamaru could get a taste ;)
Well… How is it?
Naruto was hanging out with Kiba. The day was warm and a gentle wind brushed over them now and then, cooling them down slightly. Naruto sighed in bliss and closed his eyes, placing his arms behind his head. He had been sleeping well lately.
"So, how is it?" Kiba suddenly asked, breaking the perfect setting and feeling of perfection for the blonde. Naruto turned to glare at him, but he just let it be.
"What?" he asked, not really knowing (or caring) about what Kiba was referring to, but he actually just wanted to get to his apartment, where is incredibly special one was waiting for him, or doing his paper work, but that's irrelevant.
"Sex with Shikamaru of course! That guy is a real lazy ass and seriously, are you doing all the work? And who's the seme by the way?" he asked, not really looking at Naruto, who was dodging all the surprised looks around him and trying to glare at Kiba, but his boyfriend said that when he tried glaring, it turned into a cute pout.
Of course, he loved that pout. Naruto had gotten incredibly good… sleep… because of that pout. He sighed, knowing that Kiba was a loudmouth, even more than himself, and that he just had to expect that. What he would like to know would be how the hell the brunette had found out.
"How did you know?" he asked and Kiba chuckled. "It's kind of obvious. You're hanging out more, Shikamaru glares at Sasuke when he's close to you and you seriously have every mission together lately. So how is it?" he asked, getting slightly impatient. He was right though.
Sasuke loved to just hang around Naruto to get on Shikamaru's bad side, plus that Naruto was like every gay guy's wet dream… but that's irrelevant. "Why are you curious?" Naruto asked wearily and Kiba rolled his eyes, maintaining his big smile. "Idiot. I just want to know." He said, chuckled slightly.
"Well, I'll tell you this. My king size bed is the only place on earth where Shikamaru is the world's biggest athlete. Now, I need to go. The 'Olympics' are waiting." Naruto said, smirking at Kiba's terrified look as he ran off.
Poor Kiba, he really didn't need that last comment. If you didn't understand it, then that's okay. Most of you probably did XD I just have really bad humor and it's funny to use it sometimes.
Ja ne! :D