#966 LIVING WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T MIND KILLING SPIDERS…
The spider flexed a hairy leg, making the sticky web that it had been residing on in the corner of Meat and Brit's room twitch slightly and causing the Bohemian to shudder with disgust. Numerous goggling eyes stared back, no doubt trying to digest the flashes of colour and fishnet that stood looming over him. His fat belly swelled, the Heartbreak Hotel was the perfect place to wait around for lunch, the contrast of the cold and dark pathways mixed with the hot and stuffy rooms meant that it was a perfect place for bugs to be lurking. Another twitch, this time the entire body, making the Bohemian give a squeal of fright.
"Can someone get this thing out of my room?"
Meat rounded the corner, spotting her cowering boyfriend in the corner, his eyes glazed over as the arachnid now swung from its own shining thread. She smiled kindly, moving him over to one side.
"Move over yeh big girl." She removed a heavy shoe and swiped it across the wall, leaving Brit to hide on the other side of the room; it was an odd sight to see a man of such size cower.
"Thanks babe." Brit gave a forced smile, still not entirely happy that the spider was completely dead.
Meat prodded the smooshed body with the end of her shoe once more to prove that it wasn't moving. "S'all gone. Promise."
The big build of a man came over and wrapped her in a tight hug. "It was awful." He told her. "Kept coming towards me like it wanted to eat me…" he paused and shuffled his feet slightly, "Don't tell the others I was scared though…"
Meat nodded. "Wouldn' dream of it."
"Can I tell them it was me who killed it?"