Didn't think I was gonna update that fast, did you?

I've been quite inspired by recent events, and well, I'm using it to my writing advantage.

Forgive me if you see any mistakes here, but I couldn't help it. I wrote all of this in one sitting, without going back and reading it. I was so on fire, it's ridiculous.

Thank you schottzie, nannygirl and kayjay for reviewing! I really appreciate your comments!

Kayjay: Your last little comment makes me want to start up on of these in Hyde's perspective now, you honestly do. But thank you for everything you said. I just got out of high school, so it's kind of easy for me to write as a high schooler!

Nannygirl: Me and you have some history! Hahaha, I love how I can count on you to read my stories! You always leave the best things, makes me wanna write and write! I hope you got my message!

Schottzie: I love your username, haha. Thank you for the idea! I wrote about it. It should be the last, last one. I really had fun writing about that one. :)

OH, and thank you JediPrincess73 for adding this on your Story Alerts!

ON TO THE STORY!
-Kee.

You know that creepy ring that Steven always wears with the eye and the creepy? The one he always wears on his pinky, always always always always wears? Okay, sometimes he'll take it off when he showers, but even then that's like a rare thing. If he decides to remove it, he places it next to his Old Spice deodorant on his dresser thingy that his cot is pressed up again.

Well, one time, when I was waiting for scuffykins to get out the shower, I was just laying gracefully on the cot, with my perfect hair covering Spiderman on his pillow, when I saw that the creepy thing was in arm's reach. I was curious, I'm a jewelry person. Okay, except my preferred type of jewelry would be a lot more shiny, with a lot more diamonds, emerald cut, and placed on my left ring finger. But in any case, since the stupid thing was right there, I took it. I thought it was funny, it really made laugh, because the eye in the ring was the same exact color as Steven's eyes. Why was it funny? Because his eyes are always covered by his sunglasses, and yet his third eye is right there on his pinky ring! Steven has three eyes people!

Moving on, I put the stupid ring on each of my finger, and the only one that thing fit on was my left ring finger, go figure. He better not give me this thing as my engagement ring, or I'm just going to hafta kick him in the shins with one of my pointed toe boots. Well, actually, now that I think about it, part of me, the part that really loves Steven wouldn't actually mind wearing it around right now, just so people know that Steven is mine, and no other bitchy slut can steal him. But seriously, if the man is gonna propose, emerald cut dammit!

I don't drive often, mostly because my boyfriend has a car. The El Camino given to him by the dirty hippie, for who knows why. I bet Leo doesn't even remember giving him the car, or having the car in the first place. 1967 Chevrolet El Camino, all black, chrome accessories, blahblahblah boy stuff. It's definitely pretty by my standards, always shiny and waxed and buffed and stuff like that. It's well taken care of really. It used to be all on its own, left in a stupid, dirty place, to rot. But then Steven came to rescue and took care of it.

I think of the car as if it was my Steven really. He was left by his no good, slut mother, in a worn down, dirty house, to die. BUT, fortunately for him, Mr. and Mrs. Forman took him in, and now feed him, and take care of him.

I think of myself as like the wax of the El Camino, I make it pretty and smell good, and shiny. So if anything, Steven should be thanking me. I buy him suits, ties, bolos, band shirts that he likes so much. I even bought him stuff to clean the lenses of his precious sunglasses.

I love the car like I love my Steven. And Steven loves me because I'm his car wax, and because I look good in a bikini sitting on top of the Camino.

I never appreciated Eric calling me the devil. Because devils don't look this good! I look like a frigging angel Eric Forman! I also don't like it when him and Donna say that Steven and I have a so-called "creepy, unnatural relationship," because if anyone here has one of those, it would be Fez and Pepe. And if you don't know who Pepe is, don't even ask him, because I promise you, he will definitely show it you. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwwwwwwww.

Back to the main subject, Eric Forman, who always manages to burn me, or you know call me devil spawn related names. I don't appreciate that coming from someone so skinny and twitchy and who's had the same haircut since like 1858. C'mon boy, stop letting your Mom cut your hair! And get some conditioner, that stuff looks like a bird's nest! BUT, what bugs me more is that Steven never tries to defend me. When Kelso hits on me, or says something dirty about me, Steven punches him. But when Eric calls me the devil, nothing. NOTHING! I'm a damsel in distress, but my stupid prince is in a zen induced coma, while the anoxeric looking dragon holding a lightsaber attacks me!

This is why I don't like Eric twitchy ass Forman, and why I don't like Steven stupid Hyde right now.

Puddin' Pop's taste in woman before me, and between me (between break-ups I mean) is frigging terrible really! Has anyone noticed that, or is that just me? In general, no other woman can compare to my utter perfection, but still, all these girls are lower than low than low can be. No offense Donna.

Donna- She's a lumberjack who preaches about woman progression in society! You know what? Maybe more people would listen to you if you'd just try to make yourself look pretty one day, I mean honestly! You know what I think? Steven had raging teenage hormones, and Donna was the closest girl with boobs. And that explains that.

Chrissy- The creepy blonde dirty looking chick with the stupid fake motorcycle thing going to New York for government, stupid nonsense. Yeah, I heard about her! Steven almost left Point Place to go to New York with that crazy bitch! My explanation? She drugged him with her crazy drugs.

Big Biker Chick- This is the girl that Steven STILLLLL went on a date with after I told him I chose him! Seriously, she's big and blonde. She's like a man. She's at least big enough to be one. And ew, what the hell is she wearing? What happened there? Puddin' was so heartbroken by our break-up, that he had to pick a complete opposite version of me to help him get through the pain. And I know you're thinking.. Oh, didn't he still go on that date with her and then to the Hub? Well, you know what? SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

Nurse- Whore, Slut. Nuff said. I don't want to think about that.

What am I trying to say here people? I am the shiny, new penny in the wishing well of dirty old nickels. Steven was never in his right mind with those other horrible choices. There was always some stupid reason in those mistakes. And with me, there is no mistake, because I am perfect. THE END. No more discussion about that.

Keep feeding me ideas please!

R&R, reviews keep me going!

Until next time,

Kee!