A Day In The Axis Part Three
Chapter 3: Italy's Diary
Dear Diary,
Hi! I'm Italy Veneziano! I'm writing in you! Isn't that cool? What's your name? I wonder if you are reading this. Let's make a deal, Diary. I'll tell you my day and you tell me yours! Anyway, you are a little notebook Germany gave me to keep me distracted in the car. I am in the backseat with Japan. Germany and Prussia are in the middle and China and America are in the front. We are on our way to Mr. Austria's house, where the next world meeting will be.
I just love road trips, don't you, Diary? China is driving, which is really fun. It feels like a roller coaster. That's why my writing is all squiggly and slanted. Writing in a bouncy car is fun, but Germany doesn't like it. He got out twice now to run into a ditch, which seems like a very silly thing to do, I think. I was just singing my pasta song but he made me shut up. He is not in a good mood.
I'm hungry. I think I'm going to ask Germany if we can stop for food…
I just asked him. He told me not to talk about food. I don't see how he does not want food. Ve. I need some pasta. And we just stopped because China is trading with America. I'm kind of sad because I really really really like it when China drives. I told Germany it's like sailing on a pirate ship across windy waters like big brother Spain used to do. He did not give me a pleasant look when I said that.
I'm really hungry now. Also my butt hurts. America just asked who wants to get a burger. It's not pasta but it's food! Japan was asleep, but he just woke up and says he is hungry too. We are all getting food, except Germany. I guess he doesn't like hamburgers. Yay! Food! But now we have to wait. Wah! :'( I don't like waiting. I asked Germany when the food was going to be here. He said something in German and I'm not sure if it was nice or not. Oh, look! There's the food! Gilbird even got food. Maybe he'll share with you, Diary. But I guess you don't want hamburgers. What does paper eat?
I just asked Germany what paper eats. He said "air" and went inside the restaurant to use their bathroom. Good news, Diary! There is air all around us! Also my food is here so I think I will eat now. Goodbye for now!
Love, Italy 3