The big DISCLAIMER: I don't own vampire knight if I did… its better you don't know… *snickers evilly*

Dedicated to: Love332

'Kaname-kun?' Asuka thought

She saw that the man was sitting near a window in a classroom on the *third floor, looking down at something.

Asuka panicked knowing that nothing in this cruel world has that power to distract the pureblood from his classes

'Damn! Is he looking at me? Like ew! No thanks!' Asuka kept chanting at her head,

She looked up again to make sure she was the one that the pureblood was looking at; but she eventually saw that his line of sight was on something else. She followed it and whoa! He was actually looking at her silver haired, lilac eyed companion who by now was sitting under a sakura tree. Once again

'Whoa! Oh good! I thought he was looking at me, I'd be all: Ew! What the heck! Sure is good to know that he's actually looking at Zero-kun! And quite hungrily too… Anyone could tell that he just wants to eat him up. Hehe…' she stopped for a minute as a conversation began to form in her head.

IN ASUKA'S MIND

Asuka looked at her surroundings in her mind, it was actually snowing. But she didn't care about any of that she was still looking up at space and kept yelling:

"Wait a sec! He's looking at Zero-kun! At Zero-kun! He's looking at Zero-kun!"

*SMACK!*

"Hey! Who the hell in my mind would do that?" She yelled

"I did duh!" A voice came from behind her

"Who the damn are you?" She yelled while spinning around to find herself face to face with herself

"Well, who does it look like idiot? I'm your ego! Just call me Asuna!" Asuna the voice that smacked her said

"Oh! Okay? So why the heck did you smack me on the head?" Asuka asked

"It's because you kept chanting that Kaname-kun is looking at Zero-kun over and over.' She rolled her eyes 'You should've seen that coming you know!" Asuna continued smiling

Asuka just nodded at Asuna and smiled

"Yeah you're right. It just surprised me you know… I mean, I haven't done anything yet for Kaname-kun to look at Zero-kun like that"

Another smack was made

"Ow! Would it kill you to stop doing that?" She asked when Asuna gave another smack

"Well… I'm just trying to knock some sense in you!' She scolded 'I mean, you should've really seen this coming; from our very first day here you know! Come on! Kaname-kun always looks at that guy that way!" She shouted

"Ugh! Fine I'm sorry…" She rubbed her head "Damn! My head feels like shit!"

"No duh!" she yelled too "I feel it too you know! Since I am your ego!" Asuna yelled at her

Asuka was about to say something back when suddenly:

"Damn! Zero-kun is calling us! Get back to reality already!" Asuna told her

OUTSIDE HER HEAD

"Yo! Birdbrain! Is your dead mind back to living?"

"W-what?" Asuka asked the voice

*SMACK*

"Damn it! What did you do that for?" Asuka shouted "Don't you know that my head has already been hit like 2 times already!"

"Oh? Sorry, that was my only result since I was trying on how to get you talking" He asked her "And to answer your question, you've been spacing out for like 5 minutes already"

"Damn!" she yelled

Zero was about to wait for her rant when he suddenly remembered something

"Yo birdbrain, care to tell me what the god-damn time is?" Zero asked or more like demanded

Asuka looked at her watch and saw that it was already 11:50

"Shit! Zero we got to move! The night classes will be over after 10 mins!"

"Damn it! We would've been there earlier if you weren't spacing out!" Zero cursed

Asuka who was already having a major head ache just said:

"Let's just argue over this some other time will you! We got to hurry!"

And so they raced their ways towards the entrance. When they got there they already found Kaname Kuran the president of the moon dorm already talking to Yuuki.

'Damn it Kaname-kun! Why does it have to be Yuuki-chan! Your affection should be directed at Zero-kun! Ugh!' Asuka and Asuna each yelled

Asuka would've sulked on and on if it weren't for Zero taking Kaname's hand from petting the petite brunette and pulled his face near his. And suddenly realizing their position both paralyzed on the spot.

Asuka suddenly noticed that Asuna was chuckling evilly

'Asuna? What are you laughing about?'

'Oh, just I thinking of what we should do with that oh so compromising position of theirs' Asuna replied

Asuka suddenly grinned

'What do you have in mind?'

Asuka then gives her full attention on what her ego was telling her

'Ooooh! That's a great idea!'

They both snickered evilly

After 5 mins

Asuka suddenly went behind Aidou Hanabusa who was looking at Kaname

Kaname and Zero were still paralyzed on the spot; But now Kaname was looking at Zero's lips

'Damn! Kiryuu's lips sure look tempting, they look so soft!' Kaname suddenly stopped that train of thought. 'Whoa Kaname, what are you thinking? Did you really just think Kiryuu Zero's lips are delectable?'

Zero was also having the same debate within himself:

'Ugh! Kuran's face sure is so close! I wonder what will it feel while kissing him' He suddenly realized what he was thinking 'No Zero get your head back in reality! This is Kuran Kaname, a pureblood! Just like the one that killed your family! You shouldn't think of him that way!'

Both were starting to move away from each other when suddenly:

"Aaaaaaaaah!" Asuka suddenly yelled from behind Aidou

And Aidou, who was actually behind Kaname heard Asuka's ear piercing scream automatically backed away from her, eventually hitting Kaname who fell to the ground; not knowing that his lips actually connected on Zero's. And Zero who is obviously in front of Kaname, fell down with him and found that his lips were joined with the pureblood's

'Kyaaa!' Both girls cheered happily

Me: I made another cliffie didn't I? And I didn't update World of Neko's Vampire's and fighters!

Mokona: Yes you did, and didn't update

Me: Mokona! You're here and you could actually talk?

Mokona: Yes, and quite fluently too...

Me: But why didn't talk in the Magic Knight Rayearth series?

Mokona: I didn't have anything to say

Me: Oh! Before I forget, this is Mokona he is the rabbit like thing in Magic Knight Rayearth, Oh! And I hope you guys didn't get all wonkers on the conversation between Asuka and Asuna. Remember:

Asuka is the real girl while Asuna is just her ego, don't know why she was brought up, I just thought it was funny to put her there…

*I haven't really finished vampire knight so please correct me if I'm wrong on what floor the night class was currently using… hehe…

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