Re-edit! I hope you like this better than the original!

Quote:I wanna braid Deidara-senpai's haaair!-Tobi

Disclaimer:Hahaa, do you honestly think I own Naruto? You make me laugh.

Sakura was sitting at a bar in a small village in Ame. It took her about three quarters of a day to reach where she was but it was worth it. This area here was her best chance. 'I wonder if I'll run into any of them here. I doubt it though, this is pretty far outcasted from center city.'

Looking toward the door at the rain coming down outside she was really surprised to see the black cloaks and red clouds of the Akatsuki here. 'Well, looks as if I spoke to soon. I can't just walk up to them and say, "Take me to your leader, I want to join your organization" now can I? Or maybe... I remember the one! The one who took Gaara, Deidara! He should recognize me. That's what I'll do. Wait for him to spot me. Hmm, I wonder who his new partner is. He seems to be annoying the hell out of Deidara...'

"Deidara-senpai, why did we have to stop here? There's nothing here worth seeing Tobi thinks! Tobi says we should have went right back to base!" Spoke a man with an orange swirled mask. It was odd, he spoke in third person.

"Tobi, can you please just, SHUT THE HELL UP, for 10 minutes? Dear God, Sasori was more tolerable than you!" Screamed Deidara, the pyrotechnist, at the masked man now known as Tobi.

"Ooh! Wait Deidara-senpai! Look over there! There's a pretty lady with pink hair!" Exclaimed Tobi, pointing directly at Sakura.

'This is my chance, act natural like you don't hear them...' Calmly though the kunoichi. Once Deidara caught a look at her she was sure he was going to (Insert bad pun here) explode.

"Lady, with pink hair. No, you must be seeing things you idiot. There's only one person I know with pink hair and she was a loyal leaf nin- Damn... It is her..." Sputtered Deidara, noticing that it was indeed the one who killed his more tolerable partner and left him with this moron.

"Hey! You! Get over here!" Called the pyro, at Sakura. Watching her walk over he noticed two things, she was not approaching with any malicious intent and that her headband that showed loyalty, had a clearly made scratch through the middle.

Taking her sweet time getting over there, Deidara was getting impatient, dare he say anything. Tobi was being oddly silent.

"Look the pretty lady is walking towards us! Tobi thinks she's really prettyyy!" Well, Deidara spoke to soon about Tobi being silent.

Finally standing in front of the pair Sakura decided to speak, "You wanted me?" She said with a smirk knowing something will come out of the explosist about his old partner.

"You. Your the one that killed my man Sasori!" Deidara yelled, not caring what the others in the bar thought. He could easily take them down with one of his bombs.

"What gave it away? The pink hair or the bright greens eyes?" Sakura smirked, purposely trying to rile Deidara up.

"Why you little..."

"Deidara-sempai, look! Her headband is scratched out! Tobi thought you said she was one of the leaf's loyal dogs?" Tobi asked, noticing the same thing Deidara did before.

"Why is that? I thought you were right under your Hokage's thumb." Deidara asked, for once actually curious as to why something was as it was.

'Think! Make up a good lie... I got it! I'm sorry Shisou, I don't mean any of this,' "I left the village. I was tired of being treat like a weakling. I passed the Hokage herself in all aspects;ninjutsu, medicinal ways, chakra control, and overall strength. It was quite pathetic really. Being the highest of the high and treated no better than dirt. That is why. Now if you don't mind, I'm going back to sit down." Making the best lie she could Sakura began to turn around.

"If pretty lady is that strong she could become the Medical Ninja of our organization!" Shouted the masked man, actually coming up with a good idea.

Deidara grabbed Sakura's shoulder and turned her around. "Tobi, for once, actually came up with a good idea. If you were to be me in a fight, would you be willing to become a medic for the Akatsuki, even though I pretty much hate you for killing Sasori?"

'This is my chance. Don't ruin it!' "I'll have to take you up on that offer. Where else do I have to go? When shall we fight?" Pulling off the act well, Sakura asked him, this time completely sincere. This was a large portion of her mission. Joining would be the hardest part and she's almost there.

"Outside this bar in an hour. Be ready to battle for your life." Spoken in all truth Deidara began to turn around.

For some reason Sakura felt the need to tell the masked man Tobi her name. "Hey! Man with the mask! My name's Sakura, not pretty lady!"

"Okay than Sakura! Tobi will call you that! Ja!" Turning around with Deidara he left. Just as the pair had come in, bickering.

'How could a man like that have gotten into the Akatsuki? He must be hiding something, and I will find out,' Mind determined to figure that out. 'Might as well go outside and meditate for an hour. What better do I have to do since I can't drink?'

Re-edited chapter 2. DOWN! To me, these are so much better than the originals I had posted. If you liked this drop a review! Thanks! Halfway there with the re-edits. I think...