Disclaimer: I still don't own Earthbound/Mother
Back at the park the next day...
Rrriiinnngggg!
"Okay, let's get set up for today's episode." said Nanten.
"Are we really only going to do one review each episode? I mean that's not very progressive." asked Jay.
"Well, until we can get like, seven reviews in one day, it'll stay like this." said Sierra.
"You took the words right out of my mouth." added Nanten.
"I can read minds like Paula or Ninten, remember?" asked Sierra.
"Oh yeah... Well, whatever. I got the camera. Jay, you got the portal gun?" asked Nanten. (A/n: I'm not referencing Portal 2 people)
"Yeah, I got it. Prepare to have your minds blown..." said Jay.
Nik starts to say,"Alright. Live in three, two, one-"
"HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH! THIS IS NK12's EARTHBOUND TOD EPISODE TWO!" they all shouted together.
"Alright, right now, we only have one review right now, but it sounds pretty cool." said Nanten.
Sierra added, "It comes from Dormouse of Dreams, btw cool name, and it says...
'Yay I love ToDs! Hmmmm...what to dare/ask...
Truths:
1. *Spoiler Alert for Mother 3* Claus why did you kill yourself? You're my favorite character in the Mother/Earthbound series and now you're dead.
...want some oreos?
...What does the scouter say about Claus' powerlevel?
Dares:
1. Ness keep Giygas company for a couple hours.
Kill Porky anyway you want.
and Fassad play rock paper scissors. (not a lame game at all...)
Wow... those are rather boring... oh well can't wait to see em' in action. =)'
those it? Wow, kinda small..."
"But FUN!" added Nik
"So, let's bring out the cast!" Jay, will you do the honors?
"HECK YEAH!" he shouted. And with that, he pressed the button on the remote, and Everyone from the Mother/Earthbound universe showed up.
"Okay, so scene everyone is here, we can- NESS AND PAULA STOP MAKING OUT!" Shouted Nanten.
"Wha? Wait, where are we?" he asked after they broke apart.
"Your in our world, now." Nik said as he pointed at the hosts.
"Well, we don't like it. Were getting out o' here!" Ninten shouted as he, Ana, Lloyd, and Teddy started to teleport.
"NNNOOOOOO!" Jay shouted as he got in the way of them.
"HEY, THAT'S MY EPIC NO AND, OH MY GOD! KUMATORA!" Chuggaaconroy shouted as he came out of no where.
"Uhhh... everyone this is Chuggaaconroy. Our unseen guest. Sierra, did you invite him?" asked Nanten.
"No, I thought you did." she replied.
"Well... moving on. Chugga, you want to stay?" asked Nik.
"Uhhh... will Kumatora go on a date with me?"
"Sure." said Kumatora.
"HELL YEAH!" he replied.
"Okay going to the t's and d's, Claus why did you kill yourself? You're my favorite character in the Mother/Earthbound series and now you're dead."
"I didn't want to have the world end because of me, and I needed to free my soul from the slave driver that is Porky." Answered Claus.
"That. Sounded. TOTALLY FLIPPIN' AWESOME!" said Nanten. * gives Claus and Lucas the biggest Omelet ever. *
"AWESOME! * nom nom nom nom nom *" said the two twins as they started eating.
"Where'd you get that?" asked Nik.
"I made it. Okay, next, Ninten, want some Oreo's?" said Nanten.
Ninten's already eating them.
"Uhhh... How'd you get those?" asked Sierra.
"I took'em from that bag over there." said Ninten as he pointed towards a bag.
"THAT WAS PART OF MY LUNCH YOU DICK!" yelled Jay.
"Next up, okay, guys, that is over used on the internet, but I'll do it any way. Duster! What does the scouter say about Claus's powerlevel!" asked Sierra.
"IT OVER 1000000!" replied Duster.
"WHAT! OVER 1000000! THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S RIGHT!" everyone shouted.
"Okay, I copy right that if people start using it." said Nanten. "And now to the dares. Ness, keep Giygas company for an hour."
"It's okay Giygas, I'll be your friend." said Ness.
"Ummm... Okay..." said Chugga.
"Next, Claus, KILL POKRY ANY WAY YOU WANT! This'll be awesome!" said Sierra.
"Hmmmm... Gimme Snake's grenade launcher." he said. It pops into his hands. "Oh yea."
One murdered Porky later -
"I NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM AGAIN! THANK YOU CLAUS!" yelled Ness.
"Porky will return, but only if he has dares." said Nanten.
"Why not bring him back now." asked Paula.
Everyone gives herಠ_ಠ
"Because no one likes him." said Lloyd.
"TY Lloyd." said Nik.
"Last dare for today is, Lucas, play rock, paper, Scissors with Fassad."
"Okay." said Lucas
two rounds later -
"OH MY PORK! YOU BEAT ME! PIGMASK ARMY, KILL HIM!" yelled Fassad.
"PK LOVE OMEGA!" yelled Lucas.
Pigmask army status: PWNED
"What the hell!" asked Sierra.
"That's what I thought!" replied Nanten.
"HEY NESS! IT'S BEEN AN HOUR! ...Ness, where the – OH MI GAWD!" Jay said as he saw Ness and Giygas making out.
"Giygas! Stop making out with Ness! We're trying to keep this T rated." yelled Sierra.
"THANK YOU!" Ness said as he walked away from Giygas.
"Well that's all the time we have today. So this is NK12's Earthbound ToD, signing of." said Nik. The show was now over for the day.
"Okay Earthbound or Mother people, can you please be prepared for coming back here on other days. Other than that, we thank you." said Nanten, and with that, they were sent home to their universe.
"Well, I'm gonna head back to my house. Bye!" Nik said as he left.
"Dude, wait up!" Jay said as he caught up with Nik.
"Hey Nanten, can I go home with you?" asked Sierra.
"Sure." replied Nanten.
Alright, I know it's a lame ending. It'll get better as time moves on. Also, Nanten, if you didn't know, has a crush on Sierra and vice versa. That will be one of the "couples" in the story.
3 reviews and I'll make a new episode. So R&R please.
