Hay guy's here's an Idea I thought I'd try out hope you like it

"Talking"

'Thinking'

I do not own Naruto or Monster Musume

It was a warm, morning at the Uzumaki house hold; a number of small birds were gathered on the roof, the reason, Naruto, in his kitsune form, was meditating under the sun, his blood red tail slowly swaying back and forward as he enjoyed the sun's rays.

"Well someone sound's happy," Naruto said cracking open to see Miia putting out some laundry on the close line. "Any particular reason?"

"As if you don't know Darling," Miia giggled getting a raised eyebrow from him as he willed his tail and fox ears to vanish. "It's because of what you said yesterday Darling…"

"You were my hero~!" she said in a dreamy voice, a small blush on her face as she imagined him in heroic light.

"Well as long as you're happy I guess that's all that matters," he hopped of the roof and landed beside her on the second floor patio, before giving her a small kiss on the forehead, causing her to blush. "Now, why don't we go inside and I'll make us some tea."

Miia nodded her head, her face still pink, as she turned to head back inside, before stopping as the sound of flesh hitting metal sounded behind her.

Turning Miia stared in shock at the sight of a Harpy holding clutching the back of Naruto's shirt, said kitsune looking a little dazed from the sudden impact with the railing; before she could do anything the Harpy flew of, pulling Naruto with her.

"Damn, what hit me?" Naruto asked shaking his head, looking around in confusion.

"You awake?" Naruto looked over to see a girl flying towards him; the girl had medium-length, messy, light blue hair and orange eyes, she was wearing cut-off pants and a black tank-top; she has talons instead of feet and blue feathered wings instead of arms, telling Naruto that she was a Harpy.

"Yeah, just a little out of it, wasn't expecting someone to drag me of off my roof today," Naruto said getting situated on the tree branch he was on. "By the way, who are you?"

"Papi…Papi's Papi the Harpy," she said cheerfully getting a chuckle from Naruto, he had gone to a harpy community once with his mom, so he was used to dealing with Harpy's though that didn't help his current situation.

"Alright, mind telling me why you kidnapped me, I mean where's your host family?" Naruto asked hopping out of the tree and landing in a crouch, before looking at Papi, who landed next to him.

"That's why Papi brought you along," Naruto gave her a deadpanned look before letting out a sigh, he had no clue why he tried, most if not all Harpy's were bird brains with very short attention spans.

"I see, so you brought me so as not to get in trouble, am I right?" Naruto glanced at Papi before face faulting, seeing as she was staring at an ice-cream truck.

"Hay! Hay what's that? Food? Is it for my mouth?" she asked grabbing his arm and taking three steps before stopping and turning to look at him. "Hay, who are you?" she asked wearily, getting a blank look from Naruto, who sighed before going to buy her an ice-cream.

"I see, so you've been having trouble remembering the culture law, which is why you grabbed me," Naruto said getting a nod from the young Harpy, as they sat on a park bench eating the ice-cream.

"Yep, they told Papi not to go outside until she memorized the cultural exchange bra's," "You mean law's," "but Papi can't remember something that hard," Naruto nodded in understanding, most Harpy's had short attention spans, and unless they considered it really important they didn't remember most things; since most Harpy flocks live in communities that didn't really have any law, so having to learnt a bunch of law was going to be hard, if not impossible for them.

"I can understand that, some of those laws make it difficult for any of us to do what we've been taught to do since birth," Naruto let out his ear's and tail. "I mean look at me, I'm a half kitsune, so there trying to make me learn all the laws that apply to Kitsune."

Papi's eyes widened at the sight of his tail and ears, she had never met a kitsune before; she was told they were all cunning and dangerous but Naruto didn't seem like that.

"Oh… Papi's all sticky," Naruto blinked at that and glanced over at Papi, before his face matched his tail in color at the sight of Papi covered in ice-cream.

"Papi, I think you need to clean up," he said holding his nose in order to stop the blood flow, while he wasn't a massive pervert like his godfather, Naruto was still a kitsune, which were perverts by nature, though he was better at hiding his then most creatures.

"Alright," Naruto smiled, glade she was listening to him, before he pinched his nose again at the sight of her stripping on her way towards a public fountain.

"Um, Papi, what are you doing," Naruto asked trying to ignore the fact that she was naked.

"Isn't this a bird bath?" she asked getting a deadpanned look from Naruto before she jumped into the water.

Shaking his head at the Harpies childish behavior, Naruto smirked and removed his shirt, his ears and tails appearing, before he jumped into the water with her.

"Oh man, this feel's great, just letting lose like this," Naruto said floating on the water next to a naked Papi.

"Yeah, great, you guys have it pretty sweet, a big old bath in the middle of town," Papi said relaxing next to him in the water, getting a chuckle out of Naruto.

"You know this isn't a bath, it's a public fountain," he said before shielding his face as Papi began to splash him. "Oh now you're going to get it," he looked at her, smirking in amusement at splashing him, before he pounced on her, holding her while tickling her with his tail.

"No, stop, Papi's ticklish," she laughed, the two of them splashing water everywhere as they struggled, neither paying attention to the crowd of people watching them.

"There you are," the two stopped and turned to see an angry Miia glaring at them, fury burning in her eyes causing the two to blink in confusion. "Damn you bird girl, first she flies away with you and now this, I'm so angry I could just molt," she shouted getting a raised eyebrow from Naruto.

"Um, Miia, what are you talking about?" Naruto asked in confusion, he didn't see anything wrong with the two of them playing in the water, aside from Papi being naked.

"I want to kidnap darling and elope with him," she yelled getting a sweatdrop from Naruto. "You're going to get in so much trouble, I just wish I had thought of it first," again Naruto sweatdropped at what the Lamia had said.

"What, you want some?" Papi yelled at Miia, seeing as she was gearing up for a fight.

"Will you both please knock it off," Naruto sighed as they began fighting, completely ignoring him.

Turning around, so as not to get caught up in the fight, Naruto noticed a large crowd of people gathered around a tree, curious, Naruto moved over to see what had got everyone's attention when he noticed a little girl with silver hair and wearing a pink sundress in the tree, holding on for dear life.

"Oh shit," without thinking, Naruto ran towards the tree, getting the attention of Papi and Miia, before shifting into a fox and climbing the tree, until he was perched of the same branch as the girl.

"Just hang on, I'm going to get you down alright," the girl nodded as Naruto resumed his human form, his tail slowly wrapping around the girl as he picked her up, blinking in surprise at the sight of a fox tail and two furry ears on her head.

'This girl's a vixen,' Naruto thought in surprise before shaking his head to clear it of anything, he had a task to complete. "Alright now hang on."

As the girl tightened her grip, Naruto, using his claws to dig into the tree, leapt of the branch, getting gasp from the crowd watching, and began sliding down the tree.

"Are you alright?" Naruto asked once they hit the ground ignoring the applause from the crowd.

"I'm alright now big brother," she smiled up at him, her tail waving happily behind her.

"You mind telling me your name, and what you were doing in that tree?" the young kitsune blushed at the attention she was getting from him, she knew who he was, there wasn't a kitsune, Inari or vixen alive who didn't, and the fact that he had saved her and was talking to her was a little embarrassing.

"My name's Chika, I was climbing the tree because I smelt your scent but couldn't tell where it was coming from," Naruto chuckled as Chika's face turned red.

"Well don't worry now Chika, you're safe," her blush brightened as she averted her eyes. "So mind telling me where your mom and host family are?"

"They don't have a host family yet," Naruto, Chika, Miia and Papi all turned towards the new voice. "Yo, Naruto, long time no see."

Naruto simply stared at the new figure, a man in a black suit similar to Mrs. Smith's, whom was walking behind him along with another woman; he had spiky silver hair and an orange book blocking most of his face; the other woman was someone that Naruto knew pretty well, she had long silvery hair and deep green eye with nine fox tails swaying behind her; she was wearing a pair of blue jeans and a black tank-top that showed of her large bust.

"Kakashi, Kaguya?" the three stopped in front of Naruto and his group as a smile spread across his face.

"Hay Naruto, long time no see," the now named Kaguya smirked before catching Naruto as he tackled her into a hug.

"I see, so this is the girl you were telling me about?" Naruto said as Chika curled up in his lap asleep, it had been a few hours since Naruto had saved Chika and the group was currently sitting in Naruto's living room talking.

"Yep, that's my little Chika, she certainly is a hand full," Kaguya chuckled as she stared at the sleeping kit, a small smile on her face. "Though I am surprised, I didn't think you were going to participate in the exchange program, or at least that's what your mom told me."

"Well I wasn't really planning to, but when Mrs. Smith brought Miia here and said I had been approved as a host, I just kind of went with it," Naruto shrugged as Miia and Papi sat on either side of him, the harpy being the newest member added to the people he was watching. "Though, I'm kind of glad she did, if she hadn't I wouldn't have met Miia or Papi, and now Chika."

Kaguya's eyes widened a little in surprise as a smile formed on her face, ever since Naruto's father had died in a car crash three years before Naruto had closed himself of from everyone who wasn't a Kitsune, Youko, Inari, Kitsune-bi, or a Kitsune-tsuki, though with the way he was acting around the Lamia and Harpy, it told her that he was finally starting to open up again.

"Kakashi, I think we just found a good host," Kakashi raised an eyebrow at the Kyubi class Kitsune, before glancing over at Naruto.

Kakashi could see why she thought Naruto would be a good host; Kakashi was an older brother figure to Naruto, being a student of his dad, and was one of the only people, the wasn't a kitsune, that he would open up to, so seeing him laughing and interacting with members of other spices brought a smile to his face.

"I'll see what I can do," Kaguya nodded with a smile on her face.

"Well it's late, and I think we should be leaving," Naruto looked at Kaguya with a strange look on his face.

"What do you mean, you're staying here until Kakashi and Mrs. Smith can get you and Chika a host," Naruto said getting a raised eyebrow from the elder vixen, before she nodded in agreement, a smile on her face.

"Man, I'm glad there's that twenty four hour supermarket," Naruto muttered to himself as he carried a few bags full of food and other things.

After getting Kaguya, Chika and Papi settled in the group of five, plus Kakashi and Mrs. Smith, sat down for dinner, which subsequently emptied Naruto's fridge of food, he was just glad that the exchange program reimbursed him when it came to food expenses.

As Naruto approached an intersection leading to his house, he heard a galloping sound, which confused him a little since there weren't any farms or ranch's anywhere around, before something hit him like a frat train.

"Can it be, has this chance encounter brought him to me, verily, this must be the work of the fates," Naruto shook his head to clear it before looking at the person that hit him.

"My name is Centorea Shianus, a scion of the proud race of centaurs, are you the one to become my master?" asked the centaur girl, causing Naruto to stare blankly at her as he observed her; the girl, Centorea, had sky blue eyes and very long blonde hair, which was tied in a high-ponytail; she was wearing a white shirt, which seemed to be straining her large breast, and a black dress which covered her horse body.

"Oh, Centorea, yeah I gave her special permission to go outside on her own, it seems centaurs have a special tradition of seeking out a master to serve," after running into Centorea, Naruto had called Mrs. Smith to get some info on the centaur. "I'm sure she mean she's looking for her host family, after all, while she's studying abroad she needs a host family," Naruto looked at his phone, a twitch in his eye.

"You want me to look after her don't you?" "Thanks for offering 'Darling' talk to you later, bye," Naruto twitched again as Mrs. Smith hung up the phone, leaving him standing next to Centorea.

"Truly I am most taken by the enchantment of the Japanese land," Naruto looked at her in confusion. "Never did I dream that I would encounter my destined partner by charging into a crossroads at full speed, is this some ancient magic of your land?"

"Well first, my name is Naruto Uzumaki," he said releasing his ears and tail, causing her eyes to widen in surprise. "And second, that 'magic' you're talking about only happens in anime and manga."

"What!" Naruto quirked an eyebrow at her reaction wondering why she seemed so shocked by the news that the 'charm' she was thinking of only happened in anime. "Is it because I failed to hold a piece of toast in my mouth?" Naruto facefaulted at that, she hadn't listened to a word he said.

"You don't listen very well, you know that," Naruto deadpanned at her, getting a sheepish look in response.

Before either of them could say anything, the two turned at the sound of a woman screaming, and say a man on a moped, holding a stolen purse, headed straight for them.

"Watch out," Centorea grabbed him and pulled him out of the way, before feeling something grabbing her breast; looking down, her face light up at the sight of Naruto grabbing her breast, his face held between them.

"Please forgive me," she yelled out, releasing him, allowing him to breathe before he turned his attention towards the moped, which was still in his sight.

"I may be willing to die being suffocated by a pair of breast, but when I do it will be on my own terms, not because of some damned purse snatcher," Naruto summoned a small blue ball of flames to his hand, and, with speed and precisian that would make any pitcher in the major leagues' green with envy, threw the ball of flames, hitting the moped and sending the thief flying into a wall.

"Wow, so brave, I did make the right choice," Naruto glanced at the centaur with a raised eyebrow.

"The right choice?" he asked a little hesitantly, hoping she wasn't implying what he thought she was implying.

"The choice in making you my master," she said pulling him into her rather large breast; unlike most male kitsune, who were some of the most perverted monster's known, aside from Orcs, Naruto was not a full blown pervert, despite his godfather and mother's attempts to make him one, though he did have his moments, and being pulled into a pair of breast did little to help him.

"This is going to be a real pain," after telling the police what had happened with the purse snatcher, Naruto had taken Centorea, or Cerea as she preferred to be called by her friends, back to the house, where Kaguya laughed her head off at the fact that Naruto had brought another girl home, before reminding him about his mom and Kura.

"Maybe, but remember, the sooner you get Kushina a grandbaby the easier it will be on you," the older kitsune chuckled getting a glare from Naruto. "You know as well as I do how my sister reacts when anyone mentions you and grandchildren in the same sentence, she forgets everything around her and goes off into her own little fantasy about grandbaby's to spoil," Naruto covered his eyes trying to get rid of the image of his mom gushing about grandkids.

"Please don't remind me," he groaned; on his fifteenth birthday, his mom had tried to lock him and Kura inside a room after Kura declared that they were going to have a lot of children, he only managed to get out of it when he said he wanted to wait until he was a full kitsune before he had kid's, which would give her the chance at having both granddaughter's and grandson's.

"Well, the reason I am reminding you is because the full moon will be hear soon, and even though you aren't as affected by it as we are, you still need to be careful, seeing as you're in a house full of girls that will feel the full effects of the moon," with that reminder, Kaguya headed off to bed, leaving Naruto to his thoughts.

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Pairng's: NarutoxHarem