Chapter 2 of 2

"Oww…OWWW! My head! Damn it!" Hissed Hermes, Artemis, who was next to him, groaned. "Wha….What happened?" No, luckily they were not naked from the night before but almost so, stripped down to their underwear. Poseidon was heard, many splashes along with it. "Oh…Gods…of Zeus, I wi….will never….drink again."

"Yeah….No kidding," Athena said holding her head, "I felt like I was hit by one of Dad's lightning bolts a dozens of times."

The hang-over of all the gods and goddesses seemed…more or less horrible. Ares, who pretty much staid up the whole night, still had a headache from all the immortals even though he didn't drink…well maybe he drank one or two…or five. After the mighty gods and goddesses got many pain killers they went and relaxed a bit. Artemis was the one who found something a bit…odd, as she log on to her computer. Of course, for some reason, someone put a crazy video on YouTube that had about 2 hour worth of the craziness on it. But, the view was up high and in a corner or the bar. The immortals didn't remember most of the craziness, so they all started watching it to find out what happened.

After the first hour Artemis pause it. The gods all stared at the little screen, wondering what the hell was going on in that bar. Hermes stared at the back of Artemis's head, "Well…" He spoke first.

"Don't. Say. A. Word." Artemis hissed without turning, Hermes nodded and backed a little ways off. This was a wise decision his part since Artemis was on the thin line of wondering if she should kill him, or just try to ignore him. Zeus looked at Aphrodite who face palmed herself, and then to his beloved daughter who was chanting over and over that she swore. Like a level 5 swear in her recorded.

"Soo….." He trailed off awkwardly all the girls glared at him, he held up his hands, "Okay! Okay! Backing down,"

Up in Olympus…..

"ZEUS?" Hera shouted. She could never find her husband for some reason. He wanted to marry her, he even swore to stop with the other girls…well, and it seemed he went off again to swoon some ugly mortal.

"By gods, where are the other?" Hera muttered to herself. She had not seen the other gods at all. She sighed; she would look at that wretched bar first. She started down the stairs onto the puffy cloud flooring. She then jumped and floated down to the dirty ground. "Zeus, I swear on Hates if you are with another girl…"

Back at the Bar….

They continued to watch after the odd moment of thinking. Every so often many of them would turn away in disgust or the alcohol would come back and they would go the bath room. When they finished, each and every one of them had a very disgusted face.

"Why the hell would we do that?" Aphrodite muttered remembering what she and Zeus did. It, to her, was burned into her brain and she wanted it out. "Why would we have s-…s-…I'm not saying it."

Zeus rubbed the back of his head and was about to answer, which would be better than what was about to happen, "ZEUS! There you are!"

Hera walked in, she floated above about an inch of the floor, but once she was finally in she floated down. "Where in the Hell were you?"

Zeus sighed, he couldn't answer that, well…he could but it would be sarcastic and that would make Hera, his wife, very, very angry. "I was here my darling," He finally replied after a few minutes. Many of the immortals backed away a little from him, even Aphrodite, not that she was in love with him or anything.

Hera looked at Artemis, who was still at the laptop looking watching a priciest moment when Zeus asked Aphrodite to go and have sex, irony was the thought of everyone.

"ZEUS!" Hera's eye twitched. "You…You…You…." She couldn't think of anything worse to say. Zeus on the other hand felt like he was going to die at the hand of his wife. "You boob!" She finally said, which would have been funny considering the crisis on hand. "You little…" She started towards him, "You went and almost knocked up that bitch over there,"

No one said anything. They all knew not to mess with Hera when she was in one of her rages, she could do a lot worse to them, but they all knew that she would go very hard on Zeus. Taking him by the ear she kept yelling at him about "Why you bastard," and many other horrible things. She dragged him out of the bar and out of sight.

The gods just stood around looking at each other, the goddesses, on the other hand, were very angry with what happened.

Cut it short. No one saw the male gods for another month….

THE END

Wow, this it the first story that we actually finished with at least 2 chapters...YES! anyways, i hoped everyone enjoyed this as much as i (we) did

-Livi