Shikamaru, or better yet, Shitamaru, was farting so loudly that he could feel the air particles escape his anus and get sliced in half by the the thong that was wedged inside of his sandy ass cheeks which of course had a lot of pinecone-shaped hairs on them. It was such an atrocious ass that one time, Sasuke pantsed him on a dare and a Hinata threw up her rice krispies doughnut. He was embarrassing himself over the yogurt that he was eating and he could feel his toes curling in his cheap sandals that his mom got off the gas station ground in Sapporo some years ago because she was actually looking for a Cd about some Belgian rapper 2384 people have ever heard of in their entire life.
"Ewwww!" screeched Haruno Sakura as she smelled Shikamaru's pooty anus. Shikmaru was so embarrassed about what was happening that he threw the unfinished yogurt at Chouji, who fell off the the chair and caused a tiny earthquake in the cafeteria. It was no use; the pineapple-haired ninja wannabe was having a bad reaction to the yogurt and needed to take a dush! He ran to the girl's bathroom and pulled down his gross pants and his thong and began to strain really hard.
"Oh, shit, I gotta take a dush!" he announced as he ran to a toilet across the room and began to strain really loudly. He pulled out his phone and looked at pictures of old people in Jamaica.