So here is the next mega-fab chapter of I Just Fell Off My Camel! I would like to dedicate this to IluvDTLandGeeNicks and to TheCOMFYchairdundunDUN for being my first reviewers. I would really really appreciate more some more reviews, please! And well, updating might be a bit spotty because I write these on my laptop and we don't have wireless, so I can only post when I'm in town or something. (boo) Well anyways here it is!

disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot, and some of the characters that come up later on, the rest goes to the mega fab Louise Rennison

Watch My Camel For Me

friday october 14

10:00 p.m. at home

I have just had a very marvy snogathon with Dave the Laugh in the park. The only reason we stopped was because I left before Mutti and Vati, and that was over an hour ago. I should have been home before them. When I went in they were snogging so they probably didn't even notice I wasn't there.

five minutes later

I have about a bazziloin messages on the phone. Most of them from the Ace Gang.

Jas: "Hey Gee its Jas. Why did you just run off like that it was very rude and-" I turned to the next message.

Ellen: "Err, like um hi or something... Its you know, Ellen-" Then there was about another million years of dithering that I will spare you.

Mabs: "Hey its Mabs. So are you and Dave like official snogging partners now? CALL ME!" I love her she just cuts right to the whatsit of the matter.

Rosie & Sven: "Oh ja, hi my chicky Georgia" Then there was some rustling and a some slurping noises, erlack! "Hey Gee, Rosie here. Brilliant use of horn back there, but the world may never know? The world NEEDS to know! CALL ME!!!... Oh ja groove baby!" They must be the maddest couple ever.

Jools: "Why did you run out like that? You didn't even say bye or anything! And what about you and Dave, and Masimo? You must call.... Oh its Jools by the way."

The next message was a bit unexpected: "Hi Georgia its Robbie. Masimo told me he decided to go with the band. I was just wondering if your okay? Ring me if you want to talk about it." Well thats nice he's concerned, I should be really upset, I think I will ring him.

two minutes later

Ring, ring, ring.

"Hello?" Oh good its him and not Tom. He would just continue the questioning of me and Dave.

"Hi, its Georgia."

"Oh, hi. Are you alright?"

"Yes, I kind of am actually."

"Really? I thought you would be really upset, you seemed to really like Masimo."

"I did...." Why not tell Robbie? "But, when he left I wasn't really sad. Then Dave came over to see me and was really nice, and well... We're kind of going out now. "

"Oh. That makes sense. I knew you guys would be great together, thats why I told you about him that time... From what Tom told me you seemed to always like him." He said kind of sadly.

"Yeah, I think a part of me always has liked him, like really liked him. I always felt funny when I saw him with other girls... and well, we kind of 'accidentally' snogged quite a few times... I'm quite ashamed to say this but I've cheated on every boyfriend I've had with Dave since him." Yes Georgia tell him that, tell him every little thing about you and Dave.

"Even me." It was a statement, not a question.

"Well are you happy?" He asked after a second of awkward silence.

"Yeah, really happy actually. More than I have been for a while now." And thats the truth... I think even more than when Masimo and I started going out.

"Thats all that matters then. Its good you're with Dave, you guys make sense. Um I have to go now, I have one last footie game tomorrow before I go, so I wanna get some rest. Its the semi finals."

"Oh thats cool. I will probably see you there." Then I added "Could you not tell Tom about me and Dave? We are kind of keeping it a mystery."

He laughed and said he wouldn't.

10:30 p.m.

All nice and snugly in bed. Not. Libby and all of her 'fwends' are stuffed in here with me and "Maybe its BECOD I'm a Londoner" keeps going off every ten seconds. I will never get to sleep at this rate. How am I going to be able to face the gang and all their questions without sleep? Oh this is.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

saturday october 15

Woken up at the crack of 9am by my adorable little sister screaming "GORDY YOU BLOODY BAD BOY TOSSER! YOU DO NOT EAT !!!"

Ah, how lovely my family is.

10:45 a.m.

All ready and on my way to the park. I am wearing a denim mini, tights, my new Uggs (Mutti surprisingly gave them to me this morning as a gift for 'doing such a wonderful job last night), a purple t-shirt, and a black leather jacket. Very Sex Kittyish.

one minute later

Dave called before I left to see if I was coming. He also asked if we are going to tell everyone about us today.We decided to tell them because well, we would just end up snogging and there would be no use.

at the park

I have just spotted the all the Aces, minus moi, sitting under a tree. All the lads are getting their footie boots on.

ten seconds later

Dave just saw me and waved while starting to run over to me, but he forgot to tie his other shoe so he fell over. How funny!

one second later

I feel kind of bad though, maybe I should go help him up.

five seconds later

I went over to Dave (who has now put himself in a sitting position) laughing and said "You forgot to tie your shoe."

"I know Kittykat, that is why I'm on the ground. Now help me up." He held his arms out to me. Why he can't just push himself up I do not know. I was going to say that, but then I thought be why not be a nice girlfriend? So I grabbed his arms and pulled him up.

He put his arms around me and said "Fanks." Then he kissed my forehead and brought his lips down my face like he was going to snog me, but instead he just continued down to my neck and bent down all the way to tie his shoe. The nerve of him. I got all puckered up to.

"Dave, that wasn't very nice." I said.

"Well I just wanted to look at the love bite I gave you." He said springing up like a springing thing on springing tablets.

"WHAT?" I didn't notice that this morning.

"Yeah, its right here." He put his hand just under my left ear.

Oh god, good thing I wore my hair down today. "Well thanks, so much."

"Your welcome." He grinned at me.

"Oy Dave, stop flirting with your girlfriend and get your arse over here, the games about to start!" Rollo yelled over at us. Dave must have already told them then.

"Well I'm wanted on the field. Watch my camel for me, and do a good job too. I'll ask for a report." Dave gave me a quick peck on the lips and he ran off to the footie pitch.

one minute later

Went over to sit with the gang under the tree. It was vair freaky because at all of them at the same time said "You never phoned me back." Really freaky.

"Well I got distracted." I said. I was going to call Mabs since her message was the least annoying, but I totally forgot after talking to Robbie.

"Yeah, you and your boyfriend were probably to busy snoggging." Rosie said making kissy noises.

"No thats why I missed your calls. I didn't ring you back because Robbie called to see if I was okay." Jas raised her eyebrows at me.

"Err, like, why were you um... like talking to Robbie, or something? I thought that like, well.... you and Dave. Or something." What? It is so hard to understand her, but I think the nub and gist of it is, why was I on the phone with Robbie when I'm going out with Dave?

"Don't harm yourself Elle. Robbie called to see if I was okay because of Masimo. I even told him about Dave and I." I told her in a very sweet tone.

"Oh." Wow no dithering.

11.30 a.m.

Halftime, I think. We've just been chatting not really paying attention to the game. So when the lads came over and were like 'Yes, did you see that. It was ace.' We were like 'Err, no."

I don't think they really minded though, because they all just went off with their horn partners.

Dave plopped down beside me and said "So how is Cammie doing?"

Uh... "Well I just tied her around the tree.... I think she is taking a nap."

"Ah, good, yes." He paused and looked at me straight in the eyes and said "Did you know that they have cloned camels?" I really didn't know what to say to that.

"No?"

He smiled really big at me. "Well they have.... Well, since you have done such a good job looking after my camel, I will give you an award."

"And what might that be?" I raised my eyebrows.

"A snog." Then he gave me my 'award'.

ten minutes later

Dave really is a tip top snogger. I could spend all day attached to his mouth, I really wouldn't mind death by snogging him. Oo-er.

twenty seconds later

Dave started to stop. No, stop stopping!

"I have to get back to the game, Gee." He said against my lips.

I groaned, but pulled back.

"Good, Kittykat." He said patting my head. Ohhh, that is he is soooo annoying! I shall and will get him.

Dave turned and started jogging to the field. And I followed.

two seconds later

I think he has noticed now because he is going faster. So am I.

one second later

We are now sprinting. I am gaining on him though, I can almost reach his back. Just a bit furth- OH PANTS!

Hmmm. Bit of a cliffy there. I was going to end it differently, but this seemed like a good place to stop. Next chapter we get to meet Dave's mum, yay! And like I said before, I would really luuurve some more reviews!

Lots of non lezzie love Chaelalaughluuurver

P.S. The thing about cloning camels is true, I read it in an informational magazine. (God that sounds naff)....I (sadly) found it fascinating.