DATE WRITTEN: 10/12/13

TITLE: Naruto Lost and Sasuke Found

WARNINGS: Mild violence and a pissed off Sasuke.

Sasuke sighed heavily in annoyance as he glanced up at his boyfriend, who was, for the umpteenth time, distracting Sasuke from the book he was reading. Or rather, trying to read. He'd lost count of how many times he'd tried to read the same sentence.

Said cause of his distraction, was currently throwing the pillows off the couch Sasuke was sitting on. "Naruto, do you care to explain to me what you're doing?" Sasuke drawled with disinterest, his dark eyes peering over the top of the book.

"A key! Sakura-chan told me to watch over it until we could give it to Kakashi tomorrow, when he comes back from that mission!" Naruto said, standing up and giving Sasuke an exasperated look. "I have no idea where it could have gone! One second it's here and the next, it's gone!"

Naruto began pulling the cushions off the couch and looking beneath them. Sasuke rolled his eyes. Why would Sakura dare to trust Naruto with anything; especially if she ever wanted to actually see it again? "Maybe this will teach you to be more responsible, dobe." Sasuke said nonchalantly before lifting the book back up, determined to focus on the words on the pages. Naruto had other plans, however. Sasuke heard the blonde give a dramatic groan.

"Sasuke, help me! She'll kill me if I don't find it!" Naruto crossed his arms, glaring at Sasuke when the only response the raven gave him was a disapproving look. Sasuke always was such a jerk! Did he not care that Sakura was going to punch him into next week if she found out the key was missing?!

"It isn't my problem that you're so disorganized. Try retracing your steps." Sasuke offered the only tip he cared to give Naruto, not particularly caring what trouble the fox got himself into as long as it didn't somehow involve Sasuke. He heard Naruto huff, not looking up as he listened to what he assumed was Naruto shuffling things around on the bookshelf in hopes that the key would magically appear.

"That's stupid! That trick never works! Besides, I've already looked everywhere. It's like it got up and walked away!" Naruto growled in frustration as he shoved a few books onto the floor and out of his way. The living room was beginning to look like a mess.

"Naruto, stop tearing apart our living room." Sasuke ordered, glaring at Naruto in annoyance when he heard the pillows being thrown off of the chair. Naruto glanced at Sasuke for a second. Heh…wait until he went upstairs and saw what Naruto had done to the bedroom…

"Then help me look!" Naruto whined, looking beneath the chair and then glancing around the rest of the floor in hopes of seeing a silver flash. Sasuke didn't respond, not bothering to continue encouraging Naruto's complaining. He'd dug himself into a hole, he could get himself out as far as Sasuke was concerned.

The Uchiha narrowed his eyes when the room suddenly went quiet, wondering if Naruto had left to continue searching elsewhere. Sasuke swore, if Naruto screwed up the entire house trying to find that key, then he was going to-

"Oomph!"

Sasuke had the breath knocked out of him when he was suddenly tackled off of the couch, landing on the floor with something straddling his waist. The book clattered across the floor; great, he'd lost the page. Sasuke glared into sapphire-blue eyes as Naruto grabbed his hands and kept them on the floor. "Stop being a total dick and help me!" Naruto said, not wavering under Sasuke's glare as he was plenty used to it.

Sasuke sighed heavily, raising one of his legs up and pushing it against Naruto's waist to shift their weight and roll them over so that Sasuke was staring down at Naruto who was now on his back, an annoyed glint in his eyes. "You expect me to get you out of this? Things don't just disappear." Sasuke said firmly, smirking when Naruto stuck his tongue out at him childishly.

"They do too! Otherwise the damn key would've shown up by now!" Naruto exclaimed. Sasuke took a deep breath, trying not to lose his patience with the equally irritated blonde. There was a civilized way to handle this.

"Where did you last have it?" He asked Naruto, watching a thoughtful expression cross Naruto's face. Naruto honestly couldn't remember, the day had gone by like a blur!

"I don't know! I just know that it's NOT where it SHOULD be!" Naruto loudly said, angrily crossing his arms as he glared up at Sasuke. Sasuke was smart, he was supposed to find things!

"You're hopeless." Sasuke muttered, earning a flick in the forehead from his irritated boyfriend, who clearly didn't appreciate the unnecessary commentary.

"And you're mean!" Naruto retorted, fully tempted to cuff Sasuke on the head again when the stupid Uchiha smirked at him. As if Sasuke hadn't ever lost something! Well not everyone was perfect like the princess, now were they!

Sasuke started to lean up, placing his hand on Naruto's hip to help push himself narrowed his eyes as he felt something hard in Naruto's pocket, sliding his hand inside of it and grabbing something cold. He pulled out a silver key that was tied to a string, making it a necklace.

"…Is this the key you've been frantically searching for, dobe?" Sasuke asked dryly, giving Naruto an unamused look when the blonde gasped in shock and jumped up, snatching the key out of Sasuke's grasp and successfully sending Sasuke backwards onto the floor again.

"Yes! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" Naruto hugged Sasuke tightly, practically bouncing in excitement. "Now I don't have to worry about an early grave tomorrow when I go to meet Sakura!" Naruto said as he bounded into the kitchen and placed the key safely on the counter.

"The key stays right on the counter. See? If it isn't there in the morning then it isn't my fault!" Sasuke shook his head in disbelief as Naruto shouted the defensive statement, standing up off the floor.

"Great. Now, can we go to bed? It's late and your stupid games are exhausting." Sasuke muttered, already heading upstairs. Naruto agreed that it was getting kind of late. He stretched as he began walking towards the stairs before he suddenly remembered something very important, his eyes widened when he heard Sasuke open a door.

"What the hell did you do to our bedroom?!"

AUTHORESS NOTE:

GUESS WHO HAS AN IDEA AT FUCKING 5:48 IN THE MORNING.

I suppose it doesn't matter as I haven't been able to sleep lately anyway. I'm lonely however, both of my best friends are asleep. And don't ever wake Kiara up she will violate your soul.

I changed my mind and instead of making this a separate story, decided to make this thing a series of cute, short Naruto oneshots. Someone said they wanted more cute stories, and I don't want to flood my account with all of this pointless fluff… People bitch about disliking Sasuke being a loving person but… I can see him that way.