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Chapter 2 of 41O Plus Lazybum Equals Sakura?:D Thank you everyone for your advice! I'll try my best to make this a better story :))) and guys...The dance that will be coming up? I did not make nor do I own it! This is the link to the dance! Link of the dance - Muh account!
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! Oh and I made a mistake! Inner won't be coming out in this story!
"Yo!" -Speaking
"Yo!" -Thinking/Flashback
"Yo!" -Song
41O Plus Lazybum Equals Sakura?
Who is that girl?
Time: 2 years later, 6:46 A.M.
Location: Japan, Tokyo. Leaf High School.
"Sakuuuraaaa-channn!" A girl with long and pale-yellow platinum hair that was tied in a high ponytail with bangs covering an eye and blue eyes shouted.
Glomp.
"Good morning to you too, Pig." A girl, who had long pink hair that was tied in a low ponytail with some strands braided (kind of like Neji's but with some strand braided) and bright emerald eyes, replied back looking at the girl who was rubbing their cheeks together.
"G-Good morning, Saku-chan." A timid voice sounded from beside them.
"Mornin' Hina-chan," Sakura said turning her head to the left to look at the girl with dark blue hair that was tied in a long braid and has pearl white eyes.
"So, Forehead girl! How was your summer?" Ino asked after hugging her best friend.
"It was interesting, Pig" Sakura replied taking a bite of her energy bar. Ino paused, giving her friend a blank stare.
"You spent it sitting on your couch and watching T.V, didn't you?" Ino said, a glare on her face.
"Maybe..." Sakura muttered.
"You have such a sad life, Sakura...How 'bout you, Hina?" Ino asked turning towards the girl.
"It w-was good. I mostly spent it w-with N-N-Naruto-kun. How 'bout y-you?" Hinata said blushing at the second sentence.
"Mine was F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C-K! Fantastic!" Ino said flipping her hair smiling. The people around them snickered at her.
"Why are they laughing?" Ino asked curiously. She opened the sliding door of their classroom before walking in.
"Pig...you spelled fantastic wrong." Sakura sighed, walking inside the classroom and sitting on one of the seats beside the window.
"Hmpf! Well sorry! I'm not as smart as you! I'm only human!" Ino said taking the seat beside Sakura while Hinata took the seat in front of Sakura.
"Ino, I think even a dog can spell better than you," Sakura said looking at the sky.
"Why you little-!"
"OMG! OMG! O-M-G! Did you guys hear?! The Akatsuki will be performing today at the gym to welcome us!" a random girl said squealing.
" SHUT UP!" another random girl said
"NO WAY!" Random girl.
"WHEN ARE THEY PERFORMING?!"
"I heard they are going to be performing at the end of the day! I CAN'T WAIT!"
And cue the squeals.
"HO-LY SHIT! SAKURA DID YOU HEAR THAT?!" Ino yelled at Sakura's ear.
"Pig, can you use your inner voice please?! I think my ears are bleeding," Sakura said annoyed.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE GOING TO PERFORM! CAN YOU, HINATA?!" Ino asked Hinata, squealing just as loud as the girls before. She probably didn't even hear what Sakura said.
"H-h-hai, I can't Ino-chan…" Hinata said sweat dropping at Ino.
Rinngg!
"Finally the bell rang..." Sakura muttered, glaring at –the STILL squealing but in a lower voice- Ino.
Slide.
"Hello class! I am your homeroom teacher! You may call me Yuuhi-sensei or Kurenai-sensei! Now let's start with the attendance!" A woman with long black hair with ruby eyes said smiling.
Time Skip: Lunch Time
"Sakura! Hinata! OVER HERE!" Ino yelled, waving her hand in the air.
"Hey Pig! How was Science?" Sakura said smirking at Ino.
"Don't even ask! I thought Tsunade-sama said Orochimaru-sensei retired?! Remember last summer when I said that he can't get any creepier? Yeah, I take that back! He did! Orochimaru-sensei even made me carry his pet snake's cage to the teacher's lounge!" Ino said, sobbing on Hinata's shoulder.
"I-It's okay, I-Ino-chan. At least it w-was worth it. You get to see the A-Akatsuki dance later." Hinata said, patting Ino's back when suddenly said girl stood up and put a foot on the table they were sitting on.
"Your right! Why am I complaining?! I just have to remember that I'm doing this for them! For now on until the end of the day, I promise never to complain how hard the subjects are! Remeber Hinata, if you are a real woman you will stick to your words and never break them! EVER!" Ino ended with her left hand on her hip while the right one was raised up in the air Japan's flag fluttering behind her.
"Pig, stop stealing Naruto's words and get down from the table. Everyone is staring at you." Sakura muttered plopping a tiny tomato in her mouth.
Ino turned her head towards the people staring and glared.
"S-Sakura-chan are you coming with I-Ino-chan and I to the gym a-after classes?" Hinata asked the pink-haired girl.
"Probably not."
"Ohh no! Sakura for the past two years you have been here not ONCE did you see them perform!" Ino said pointing her fork at Sakura.
"So what, Pig?And watch where you point that thing," Sakura said wiping the ranch off her face.
"You are watching and that is final! I will drag you there if I have to!" Ino said staring at Sakura's eyes.
Stare.
Stare back.
Stare's harder.
Twitch.
"Whatever..." Sakura said turning away before sipping her chocolate milk.
"Hehehe...No one can beat me in that game," Ino thought, a smug look on her face.
Time: After Classes
Location: The Gym
"I hate my life..."
Sakura sighed trying to block the annoying squeals and chatter of Ino.
"If I only brought my IPod. Wait a minute. What the hell is wrong with me?" Sakura almost slapped her forehead when she remembered that she DID bring her IPod.
"HELLO STUDENTS OF LEAF HIGH! I'm sure you guys are all excited to see the Akatsuki right? Of course you are! We are sorry for this but apparently some of them couldn't make it because of their schools but 3 of them came since they didn't want to disappoint you guys! So, give a warm welcome for Itachi, Pein and Deidara!" Principle Tsunade said through the microphone. Sakura winced. Just when she thought it can't get any louder, it did.
She blinked when the lights suddenly turn off. A power outage maybe?
"Baby let's get naked…
So we can make sweet love..."
The lights turned on and but instead of a blank stage three guys were there swaying their hands in time with the music and hips. The squeals of fan girls got even louder.
"My God, I really need to find that IPod!" Sakura thought the looking more wildly.
"Sakura, if you're looking for you IPod, I have it RIGHT here," Ino said holding up a black with a pink strip IPod.
"Pig you better give it back..." Sakura growled at her.
"I'll give it to you once the performance is over! So, stop being stubborn and WATCH!" Ino yelled pointing at the stage.
"Fine..." Sakura said looking at three guys dancing.
"He has a sprain..." Sakura thought when she saw the dark-haired guy eye's twitch when he moved his left foot.
" So baby tell me why..." They thrust their hips forward with a hand behind their necks
"You..." The hand that was in the back of their necks moved to cover their mouths and their hips were thrust backwards.
"So…" Hand move towards the base line of their pants
"Excited...!" They moved their upper body as if someone pulled them before they stopped with their hands in the air and turned around.
" It would probably less boring if they weren't so tired." Sakura thought, getting a pen and a paper out and doodling on it.
Yes, Sakura saw the beads of sweat on their foreheads and the little deep breaths they were taking when the lights turned on though the other students probably didn't see it since they hid it well.
"But seriously...even if they are the best in Japan they shouldn't go dancing with a sprained foot...even if your fans will get disappointed." Sakura thought, unconsciously smirking when she drew a stupid looking monster. Her smirk disappeared when her paper and her ONLY pen was snatched by Ino. Sakura glared at Ino who just made a motion with her hands to watch.
"It's like making sweet love to you baby..." Their hands were traveling from their pants towards their heads and pointing towards the students.
"Go ahead and take it off...
Let's get naked..."
"I am officially bored..." Sakura thought sighing before letting her head rest on her palm and closing her eyes.
Time: After the performance.
"OMG! THEY'RE EVEN HOTTER THAN BEFORE! AND THEIR DANCE WAS SO...SO-" Ino was cut off by another voice
"Boring," Sakura said finishing the sentence.
"G-A-S-P! GASP! Sakura, how could you say that?!" Ino said looking at Sakura with a hand over her heart.
"Easily. Now can I have IPod?" Sakura asked, a hand waiting for her IPod.
"Fine..." Ino said turning towards her bag...that wasn't there.
"Uhmm...Sakura, I think I left my bag at the gym..." Ino said scratching the back of her head nervously.
"Go get it then..." Sakura said, her eyes narrowing.
"Why can't you get it?!" Ino asked whining.
"Because you're the one who left it and it's YOUR bag." Sakura said, crossing her arms.
"But...if you don't get it you will never get your IPod back!" Ino said, silently cheering in her mind for finding an excuse.
"...You better pray to God that my IPod is safe, Pig." Sakura said glaring at Ino before walking back towards the gym.
"Stupid Ino...Stupid me for letting my IPod fall in such evil hands...Stupid Akatsuki..." Sakura muttered looking for Ino's bag.
"I swear if I can't find that bag…"
"Did you not like our performance today?" a voice sounded behind her. Sakura turned around to see the three guys who were dancing today. Sakura's eyebrows immediately furrowed.
"What were their names? I'm sure one of them was weasel."
"Hmmm...Never said I didn't like..." Sakura said to them. "Wait, what am I doing here again?"
"So you liked it?" the orange haired guy asked. "I think his name was...Pan? Pin? Pein? Yeah, that's it."
"Never said that either..." Sakura said, still thinking. "Oh, right! I was looking for Ino's bag. Now, where is it…?" Sakura thought, crouching down slightly.
"Then tell us what you thought about our performance..." The blond one asked. "Okay I know his name Deidara Iwa. Oh, look. I found the bag!"
"Pretty good for people who were tired," Sakura said, standing up and turning to face them. "Why do they care what I think?"
"How did you..?"
"Well...over all, it was alright. Wasn't impressing to me thought, " Sakura said, but noticing the questioning look they had she went on, "Why you ask?"
Sakura turned around, the bag over her shoulders and turned her head towards them.
"Probably because I've seen better, " Sakura said walking to the exit and waving her hand in the air.
"Nothing actually will impress me."
Bam.
The door of the gym closed and there stood three flabbergasted guys.
"Who...is she?"
HEYAA! :D
I'm no good in describing the movements of the dance so it would be better if you watch the link! My sister's friends are so cool right? :DD
Next Chapter: Does anyone know someone with pink-hair?
Until we meet again... ^.^