Mordecai: I will tear out your eyes and shove them down your throat.

Shawn: You didn't see anything (waving a watch).

Mordecai: That doesn't work.

Margaret: What was that so called "sprite"?

Rigby: You would kill if you know.

Margaret: No I WONT.

Rigby: I don't believe you.

Margaret: TELL ME NOW.

Rigby: Fine (Whispers in her ear).

Margaret: So that was s...

Rigby: YES!

Margaret: I'm going to kill Shawn.

Shawn: Before anyone gets hurt lets start.

Glados: Lets begin (A portal appears in the wall) go on.

Shawn: I can't believe my luck.

Mordecai: You better enjoy it because if Margaret has your kid i'll kill you.

Margaret: I agree.

Shawn: Fine but their's a 10 maybe 20 percent chance calm down.

Rigby: I'm on Mordecai's side if my girl fell in sprite I would kill you.

Shawn: Whatever i'm starting the tests.

Wheatley: I agree with Mordecai.

Shawn: SHUT THE HELL UP WE DON'T NEED LIP FROM YOU.

Wheatley: Wow your really a jerk maybe shouldn't help you guys.

Rigby: Wait don't leave, whats your name.

Wheatley: Wheatley.

Mordecai: Let's just get this done to get back home.

All: agreed.

Mordecai: Hey Shawn how did you get that watch.

Shawn: Um well when I was in the army, I excelled, I got a few gadgets that blend in with my feathers.

Rigby: like what.

Shawn: Sun glasses that film, A watch that films, a pen that turns into a knife not much but my favorite is the watch.

Margaret: Why?

Shawn: It's caught allot of cool things on tape, like the time we went into Nazi zombies, Now, (He whispers to him self) hot chicks.

Rigby: What was that last one.

Shawn: What last one? Now?

Rigby: No the thing after that.

Shawn: There was nothing after that.

Rigby: Yeah there was.

Shawn: No.

Rigby: Finne

Shawn: I am just gonna get done with the game.

Mordecai: Fine.

(Shawn jumps 20 feet and lands by the door)

Mordecai: How did you do that.

Shawn: Portals.

Mordecai: No how did you jump so high.

Shawn: I didn't...

Rigby: Yeah you did the portals aren't there.

Shawn: Fiinnee i'll tell you.

Margaret: Tell us what.

Shawn: Ok fine you know how I was in the army.

Rigby: Yeah.

Shawn: So this is what happened, I fell in the nuclear waste.

Mordecai: Yeahh.

Shawn: First I had this dream, I was in my home land Germany getting experimented on
by Germans then I woke up on and island.

Rigby: Soooo.

Shawn: It wasn't a dream.

Mordecai: Sooo.

Shawn: I got a few skills.

Rigby: What?

Shawn: Well, I got faster, stronger and I could jump higher...

Mordecai: SWEEET.

Shawn: I know.

Margaret: Your German.

Shawn: Yeaahh.

Rigby: Ha ha ha ha your a lab rat!

Shawn: Shut the hell up.

So yeah I took like two months SORRY, but on the brighter side. I'll make new chapters soon I have a few great ideas.