Misunderstood The Stench of Heartbreak

by Heaven Parsley Scythe

A story of one person's bout of sadness and depression has landed her towards a misguided propaganda set by three people destined to kick her out of Acme Loo. It also tells the tale of a professor who's caring heart towards his favorite elite student lands him in a situation of acceptance or rejection of love. COMPLETE! Comments welcomed.

2. Cutlass Severity

Misunderstood (The Stench of Heartbreak)

Session II: Cutlass Chokehold / Severity of One's Vulgar Tongue

[Acme Acres / 9:00pm]

The sound of a massive lightning strike all around the Metropolitan Area of Acme Acres startled the residents right out of the gate as the weather began to ravage the city, but for some people, it might be a sign for the things to come. However, that is not the case here. Everyone knows that when Summer arrives, there will be a lot of rainstorms coming by to hit the area. But, this is very different than the story I am telling you about. Acme Looniversity, Acme Acre's prestigious school, was named the sole school to be candidate for the Warner Award for the School of the Performing Arts after its nemesis, Perfecto Prep, went down in total shame after being caught by their cheating ways and from their physical and verbal abuse towards the Acme Looniversity students. From that time, while everyone went away early due to the classes being cancelled, Buster Bunny had to contend with his broiling anger towards the nefarious insulter, Plucky Duck, after hearing about his fiftieth time of being caught cheating from Foghorn Leghorn, professor of South Lingo, insulting various students, and was known for going on an illegal date with Lola Bunny, the ousted professor who was called the worst teacher ever due to her being airheaded and downright dumb. Buster's girlfriend, Babs Bunny, had tried everything to keep her beloved boyfriend from blowing a major gasket, yet nothing would make Buster feel better. Hamton managed to save the day for Buster when he extracted the angry version of him with sucrose and Cherry Bomb Peppers, causing not only the angry version to get out of Buster, but causing havoc inside his home. The angry one was sent packing via being flushed down the toilet after Hamton socked him hard in the face. Buster, on the other hand, needed something to douse the flames that were popping inside of his mouth due to Hamton's method being coarse in nature. But Babs managed to calm her boyfriend down by dunking him in ice-cold water from the bathtub, and it worked out perfectly, even though it got steamy once the two began making out after that intense method Hamton did, but no matter what, everything went calm according to plan. However, that's just the tip of the iceberg. Acme Looniversity's elite student, Fifi La Fume, was in the epicenter of propaganda that was initiated by the greedy, loudmouth, temper-prone student Montana Max, causing some to speculate whether or not the Valedictorian is either depressed, angry, or in desperation for someone in mind. Although the rumors are not true, many students are falling for the propaganda, except for Hamton, Buster, Babs, Sneezer, Calamity, Mary Melody, and Gogo the Hall Monitor because they believed that Fifi is being tracked down by someone who eventually screwed her over for another woman, eventually leading to the untrue propaganda. Fifi, on the other hand, has been on an emotional roller coaster ride because of her favorite idol, the Mastermind of Enigmatic Romance Acting, Pepé Le Pew. One reason: Acting and Emotions. Fifi recently praised her favorite professor for his three-part solo project called "Chocolate Fondue," which was a story about a madam from Lyon who swindled the protagonist's money, house, and his collection of champagne to entice the gentleman of France. Fifi was astounded from her professor's acting skills and his emotions from being angry without violent tendencies to asking her nicely about why she swindled her lover like that. Pepé, on the other hand, who managed to be helped when Fifi stepped out to hand him a scraper to scrape off the hardened chocolate from the fondue part, placed himself into the center of Fifi's personal feelings. Although Pepé's trying to stay away from pursuing emotional feelings toward the hard-luck purple skunk, he will never refuse himself to help Fifi out and make her the most viable person to succeed as the MERA, the Mastermind, that is. For Fifi, she doesn't want to lose her favorite person to films and stardom. Pepé's the same, but even if he was to go back to films after being backstabbed by Penelope a long time ago, it's going to be hard to either stay as a professor or become a new sensation...or maybe neither one of them. But, the charade is far from over, and this time, it will be involving Montana's new allegiance. He recently got an invitation to Perfecto Prep, but when he arrived on time to see what the hubbub is about, he got a major surprise when a member of Perfecto, dressed in a druid uniform, with his head concealed from his hood, took him to the Great Hall where in a flash, he was introduced to the Brotherhood of Deceit, known as being the Freemason-style fraternity dedicated to putting cartoon stars into their own misery by deceit, propaganda, mischief, and greed. Montana, blindfolded, told the brotherhood that he was willing to betray Acme Looniversity in favor of ridding the recognition of the Warner Award and to ridding the "scourge," which recently the Great Master heard that it has to do with the elite student, the Valedictorian Fifi La Fume. Alongside the Magis, who was revealed to be Plucky Duck, graduate en clandestin to Perfecto Prep, everyone revealed themselves to their newfound brother, especially the Great Master, who was revealed to Montana, and soon, Montana was totally in shock about this person he is seeing in his eyes for the first time. During the initiation rite on a March 11th at 8:30pm at the Great Hall of Perfecto Prep, the Great Master approached to Montana, who was still in a state of shock, and said the following:

"Brother Max, why so shock to see the Great Master of my beloved brotherhood? It looked like to me you were about to punch yourself silly without reason."

"I don't believe it," said Montana while still kneeling toward the stand, "after all these years that malignant animal killer had put you through a chokehold in thinking that you were a pet, you became the Great Master of the Brotherhood of Deceit, and not only that, I sense that you are the graduate that had escaped the repercussions after your school went rock bottom, am I right?"

"You are correct, Brother Max," said the Master. "Never before in my life has that I was going to end up in the grave by that bratty animal lover Elmyra Duff unless I had to kill myself justed to escape. But since the day I escaped, I had been thinking to myself of how we can recreate the decade war that caused us to lose thanks to those assholes you called Babs, Buster, and their impure slag Hamton. Thanks to you now, we can finally become the beneficial factor in stopping the recognition of the Warner Award and put an end to that purple whore you called Fifi La Fume, to whom Johnny Pew had screwed over for another whore I wanted to be with."

"Johnny," said Montana Max as he finally rose up for the Great Master. "Johnny Pew. Known to everyone as the Biker Actor who was scorned by various actors who didn't want a motorcyclist to act because of his arrogant attitude and was thrown out after only two films. Now I remember everything. I remember you going out with that other skunk that you got driven to be with, aren't you?"

Just before the Great Master wanted to speak about it, the Viper Regni, who revealed to himself as Roderick Rat, said to Montana:

"Brother Max, sorry to interrupt, but the Great Master has decided to keep his methods in secrecy because of what he did to the skunk that he would not talk about. Besides, it's none of your..."

"Viper Regni, stop," said Johnny. "This worthy brother knows about my intentions very well. Anybody who recognizes my devious intentions when seeing about it will be permitted to hear about it. It's indeed something that I wanted to tell you about, but I won't tell you who this person is and about her traits. All I do know is that she was perfect enough to make me do the bidding. I swindled her money, her car, her house, even having the balls to take away her precious wines. She was a wine expert, a female sommelier. I took it all, except for one, where I opened it, and mixed it with baking soda to make it like I creamed her while she was asleep. To be exact, I ruined her career as a Pin-Up Girl and made her work as a maid to that idiot professor you called Pepé Le Pew. How crazy can you get?"

"Son of a bitch," said Montana as he began to say his words. "You sure know how to make a person's life a living misery. No matter what, I want to see the same thing if we do ever infiltrate the school in order to make that Fifi La Fume miserable since I initiated that propaganda about her. I'll make that whore's life so miserable, she'll try to put a bullet up on her head and think that it's like trying to execute Roger Rabbit in a canister of Dip, but make it worse. I'll do whatever it takes to rid the recognition of that damn award and that whore from Acme Looniversity. EXCELSIS MAL!"

Suddenly, everyone, especially the Great Master, started chanting Excelsis Mal, known as Excel Badness!, hoping that their mission coming up will be a success in the long running. However, I feel that the story that Johnny Pew had told Montana about must've lifted a page from Pepé's solo project but in reverse, only it's in real life. Whatever it is, sooner or later, shit will indeed hit the fan.

[Acme Looniversity / ERA Theater Classroom / March 12 at 9:00am]

Morning arrived again at Acme Looniversity, but it was getting very close to Friday as they were getting ready to be presented with the Warner Award, especially setting up the Mel Blanc Gym for the special occasion. While everyone was in class, inside the ERA Classroom, Pepé was preparing to get all the pages that he created and printed set up in order to share it with Fifi La Fume for the duet "Chateau d'Lamour Oeil Pour Oeil" that he will be presenting towards the small class before Friday. Pepé was trying to make sure he doesn't use any forms of language that will incite a controversy, such as "L'amour," his codeword for sex. After finishing up his review, he got the pages set and stashed away in his desk, hopefully by midday, he'll practice the script with Fifi La Fume. However, as he was about to get his setting cleaned up, a knock on the door sounded and Pepé immediately said:

"Whoso it is?"

"T.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t., Professor Porky Pig," said Porky.

"Come on in," said Pepé as he saw Porky Pig standing still at the doorway. He heard Porky say this:

"You b.b.b.b.b. must come by to the faculty hall, MERA Le Pew. A c.c.c.c.c.c. piece of propaganda and contraband has been found inside a student's locker area."

"Ah, fils de pute," said Pepé in disdain, "really? Why is it that so many enfants (kids) these days want to be so bad to the bone?"

Pepé left the theater classroom to be with the other faculty staff to talk about the contraband and piece of propaganda that was left inside the locker area. However, while that was happening, hiding around the trash bins, Plucky and Montana, forming a cohesive team, quickly got out of the bins and headed quietly towards one locker, titled "4TW", and started cracking the locker combination using a encoder to find out the numbers for the combination. Plucky looked ahead to make sure no one is seeing them breaking into a locker area. However, Gogo, the Hall Monitor, was looking around to make sure no one was truant in class otherwise they're going to get it. Plucky warned Montana Max:

"Be advisable, Montana Max. That gaywad of a hall monitor is patrolling this area and he has intentions to sound the blaring alarm if we are spotted. We need to be careful."

"Like I give a shit to that crass dodo, Plucky," said Montana while using his gadget to crack the code. "Besides, he's just got shit for brains in his minds despite working for Wackyland, which I think it's nothing but a reckless place for has-been actors and CarPops. But I question one thing in mind: Why is he not miserable? That's all I got to say. (Sees the combination coming by) I almost got the combination. Stand by, Plucky."

Plucky was getting a bit nervous because Foghorn might end up catching the nefarious schemer and try to put more pressure on the staff to expel him from the Looniversity. However, they did not know about Foghorn being at an emergency meeting held by Superintendent Bugs Bunny, which could be the benefactor for the two. Soon, Montana managed to get the combination and quickly whispered it to Plucky before waiting for the next phase of their scheme. However, Gogo noticed some dirty footprints, albeit mildly, tracking towards Locker 4TW, but he did not blare the alarm as it might be some accidental stepping into soggy grass or mud. But no problem for Gogo, a quick shine on the floor and quickly said:

"Shine-on the floo' for the dodo Gogo!"

So much for his unusual play on words. Anyway, as Montana and Plucky parted both ways, something was not pleasing the professors and staff inside the Faculty Hall. Superintendent Bugs Bunny was in a fervor mood after finding out that one student did the unthinkable of all against a fellow student behind his or her back. He said:

"Take a look inside this duffel bag and see for yourselves why one student is trying to put a student of high caliber in danger of losing credentials. Once you investigate the bag with the contraband, give me a reason of the cause, docs."

Counselor Sylvester, right out of the dock, immediately said when he grabbed a "bing-bong" comic strip, an unusual slang term for "porn":

"Hmm, kind of odd I might say, but it looks to me this perpetrator wanted to stash a nasty strip straight inside the pockets of the locker area. But for what, let a good person get caught in reading pornography in school? Aiga. Principal Fudd, anything that triggers your mind?"

"Well," he began, "by the wooks of this piece of wapper I am howding, the title ended up weeding "ShieldGuard," which wooks to me that this fool wanted to do something nasty on someone...possibly fill something up when pwocuwing the package. (Sniff) smewls wubbewy, too, must've been used."

"Pepé," said Bugs, "found anything that looks interested in finding out the clues?"

As Pepé was about to dig inside the bag, he came across a propaganda note, but when he grabbed it, a liquid substance grabbed hold onto Pepé's hands, causing the professor to back off and immediately said:

"Monsieur Superintendent Bunny, forgive me for why I have jumped, but it is the say that bag must be filled with a very icky substance that is staining that letter of propaganda. Not only that... (sniffs) something tells me we got a bunch of mischievous enfants known as bullies that want to harm one of our elite students of Acme Looniversity, for I take not. The liquid is liquefied bicarbonate soda mixed with fluids of our "vas deferens!"

"V.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v. vas deferens?" said Porky Pig struggling. "But, MERA Le Pew, how do you know it's just a silly j.j.j.j.j.j. prank instead of real human liquid?"

"Hmm," said Professor Leghorn. "Liquefied bicarbonate soda mixed with the fluids of what MERA Le Pew said about. Something tells me that these bullies want to put a damper into the student's life by staining them in that faux mixture to contradict like what we southerners call a White Russian, slang for semen."

"S.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s...say what?" said Porky Pig again with the stutter. Sylvester, cringing at the fact that the faux mixture felt like it was real, stepped out to go to the bathroom and puke out that degrading idea out of his system. Bugs and Elmer did not like this piece of what they called "propaganda" because they think it's nothing more than a ploy to stop Acme Loo from getting the award they really wanted. Bugs said this:

"I don't know how I am going to stomach this crap, but by the looks of it, being that abusive to pull such a dirty prank in slipping in porno magazines into a locker area while placing in rubbers into the slits to indicate they were going to use them for something, and then trying to find out the note that was written...too little, too late, the faux semen liquid has written the letter off its ink. Whatever the case is, we need to find out who wrote this bloody letter. I'll get a hold of Shirley MacLoon to find out who the mastermind of this terrible plot is and we can find the answer. Those damn bullies are not going to get away with this pretty easily, not by a long shot."

Ah, yes, Shirley MacLoon. Bugs must've had an idea up in his sleeves just in case this situation was going to end up severe. Shirley MacLoon, if you must know, is the only friend of Babs, Buster, Hamton, and Fifi to graduate early and earning her degree of her craft: Psychosis and Mind Games. To the staff and friends, Shirley's psychological mind can really help the staff in finding out who the person is to catch for the items that were found near the locker area. Pepé, on the other hand, was beginning to worry about the situation, knowing that the target for the person to stain the reputation has to be...a girl. Pepé, starting to sweat in anxiety, said to himself:

"Fils de pute. Moi has got a bad feeling about that situation I have been looking at. Propaganda note, "l'amour" magazines, rubbers, a white mixture joking as something coming out of our private parts...I feel like I am in my own story that I just made. But, it's in reverse. I hope my script is all right."

Pepé wasted no time in rushing back to Room 7Z to see if his duet project for Fifi La Fume was locked up and protected so no "enfant" as he calls for bullies will try to steal it in order to make the person miserable. Pepé should know by now, but he has yet to find out who the target victim is. While the scramble happened inside the Faculty Hall, inside the Lounge Cafe for the students, there was no scramble at all. Everyone felt cheery and delighted that Friday is coming by, Spring Break is on its way, and also the presentation of the Warner Award, colloquially known as WASPA from Slangers around Acme Loo. But still, many people are still talking about the rumors flying around about Fifi La Fume, and it seems to me that it has yet to go away. However, when the people noticed that Fifi came in to have her luncheon, no one said a word, but not one single student was going to say something badly towards the hard-luck skunk. Why is that? We don't know. Fifi does have her concerns about the fellow students' silence towards her, but she didn't want to swirl it right around her head, otherwise, it would be hazardous to her career. At one of the lounge tables, Buster and his girlfriend, Babs, were sitting down to a healthy Carrot Stock, as they refer to as a light lunch, despite having carrots as the form of shake to drink off of. Buster has been feeling completely good after Hamton gave the Angry Red Buster a run for his money after taking that soul out with the Cherry Bomb Peppers and sucrose, and so far that has made Babs happier than ever to no longer seeing a broiling, angry Buster Bunny. Yet, something was missing at the table. Buster said to Babs:

"Hmm, let's see here now. What am I missing? Shake, no. Our carrot stock lunch, no. Hey, Babs, not to be a cack, but is it just me, or we're missing something at the table because something's not right here."

"I am about to say the same thing, Buster," said Babs as she gave Buster this direct answer. "And believe me, it's pissing me off big time. We haven't seen Fifi La Fume at the Lounge Cafe in over a week. She must be really busy with her preparation for her career, but also, I can't quite put my finger on it about this rumor about her being desperate. It's been banging my head for a day now. I still don't get it. It looks like to me that Fifi is being bullied right behind her back."

"Even so," said Buster in response, "we have yet to find some evidence on the bullshit that has been spreading, and it smells awfully atrocious to my advantage point. But despite that, hopefully we can talk to Fifi and get to the bottom of this mess."

"Talk about what?" said Fifi as the two bunnies quickly turned heads towards to Fifi La Fume, who immediately was looking straight at the faces of the two concerned bunnies. Babs, closer from slurring her speech, said to Fifi calmly:

"Ugh, Fifi, what a nice surprise for you to...come by today, and such. I had a thought that you were going to be gone all day handling your studies and such?"

"Don't be silly, Mme. Babs," said Fifi with a mild smile on her face. "My studies don't integrate on Thursdays and Fridays. Besides, I have been way ahead of time in assignments and such, so that's one reason why I loaded off the schedule to have lunch with you... Huh? Hey, where did my bestie Monsieur Ham Ham go? It's not like him to miss a nice lunch with the Smart Bunch here."

I forgot to mention that during her relationship with Hamton before his higher calling, Fifi usually referred to Hamtom as Ham Ham, a playful word in her romantic days with the curious pig. Buster responded by saying:

"He's like you, Fifi, except he's preparing to get into a Southern Comedy Battle with Larry the Cable Guy. He just got an invitation to see who the better brain of the southern bunch is."

"I see," said Fifi as she began to sit down, but then...

"Well, I hope he will be coming by soon because I just need to talk to him about something because it's been very troubling since last night when the MERA was on television before I went to sleep."

"Hmm?" said Buster. "MERA Pepé Le Pew was on television?"

"Oui," said Fifi in French, "he was on television, under that tabloid interview on Entertoonment Tonight. They were talking about him going back to stardom with a couple of films that I had never heard of before, but they're going to be remakes of it. The films that I have never heard of are from the 1960s to the early 90s. For some other reasons, they are going to be waiting for the MERA's decision by Saturday after we begin our festivities of Spring Break."

"No matter what, Fifi," said Buster, "it's such a great thing for Pepé to get back into stardom with the films they're going to make. I think that it will be best for moral support when he makes the decision on Saturday."

"You got it all wrong, M. Bunny," said Fifi negatively. "That's not the reason about me giving moral support to the idol that I have been thinking of ever since."

Buster immediately took a hard gulp of his food after hearing about Fifi's thoughts of Pepé Le Pew. Immediately out of the ballpark, he said to Fifi:

"You're thinking...about the Professor, formally a Smellologist, then a Mastermind for the ERA class that has only ten classmates, including you, all this time? Why?"

"Why?" said Fifi beginning to tear. "Why asking me such a "why" question, M. Bunny? You never were a "why" guy when we were in love as teenagers before we started growing up."

"Fifi," said Babs, "what my boyfriend is telling you is that the holdup on why you're so emotional about the MERA at Acme Looniversity is causing all the people to be concerned of you. How come you're starting to feel emotional towards Pepé Le Pew?"

Fifi, resisting to keep the feelings about the MERA a secret, had no choice but to say it, but she then said to the two:

"I am afraid that if we start talking about my feelings about the professor, this will send this tailspin towards the superintendent and his staff. We need to find a quiet place for us to discuss it. I hope Pepé doesn't mind us at the Prop Shop."

Buster and Babs agreed to take their secret talk down at the ERA Prop Shop since the area is medium size but sound proof so neither student can become the eavesdropper when either dressing or practicing their performances for their solos or duets. However, now that the cat's out of the bag about Fifi's emotions and her feelings towards her idol, they are more concerned about the bullies tracking her down than the people hearing the false propaganda. As they were about to leave the lounge, over to the South Lingo Classroom, Hamton Pig was beginning to exit out of the classroom after having a mock comedy battle with Professor Foghorn Leghorn so he can prepare himself to be in the first ever Southern Comedy Battle against the local Hollywood Redneck Larry the Cable Guy. Not much recognized in the Looney Tunes circles, but highly recognizable, including his tours with the best Southern Comedians on the block, including Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy. Hamton is well prepared to take his roots of Southern Comedy to the next level and he is not ashamed to say that he wants to battle Larry in the best way. No violence, no fistfights, no nothing. Just pure comedy talk. However, just as he was about to get his things in the locker and get his lunch taken care, Montana and Plucky were hiding into the Plant Pots next to the restrooms, trying to figure out on how to get into the next phase of their plan. Montana, stoically looking at Hamton and his locker area, next to where they hacked the code to open their target locker, phoned Johnny and said this:

"Come in, Master Johnny. Come in, Master Johnny. Brother Montana Max speaking. We are in process of starting the second phase of the test."

"This is Master Johnny," said Johnny on phone. "However, I've got some bad news to tell you. Magis Plucky Duck has found out that his bag full of pornographic magazines, a propaganda note, and his mixture of bicarbonate soda and our "white shiner" has been confiscated earlier this morning. It looked like one of the professors might've found it stranded at the Lounge Cafe during the breakfast hours."

"You son of a bitch," said Montana to Plucky, "why did you have to tell him about your bag being confiscated?"

"How the fuck should I know, Montana," said Plucky. "I didn't want to get caught by your goddamn mentor, Yosemite Sam! He was roaming the area as a secondary truant officer! Probably that southern hick must've found the bag when he came in."

"Well, no matter," said Johnny on phone, "we did, on the other hand, got Pepé Le Pew so panicky on the white substance that he accidentally touch while grabbing the note. Now, I just found out from Viper Regni Roderick that Pepé is now trying to see if he can take out that so-called duet that he has made for that purple skunk whore to see if she can become the appointed heiress to the title of MERA and stash it away carefully to a safer place. Now, we need to get our hands on that foul pig that was the former boyfriend to Fifi La Fume. Have you guys got the maiden lingerie outfit near you guys?"

"I have stashed it inside the men's restroom near our side, Master," said Montana Max. "We are in process of getting the lingerie inside that locker we just deciphered. We'll create a diversion and bind the pig tightly and give him the ol "Make it or Break it" technique. I'm going to find that guilty conscience within a matter of seconds."

"Roger, Brother Max," said Johnny on phone. "I'll have the Viper Regni come by with a progress report by nighttime when the job is done. Follow every track of that hog as close as you can without getting caught. Meet back at the Great Hall when the job is complete. Great Master, over and out."

After a lengthy discussion on phone with the Great Master of Perfecto Prep about their next plan of attack, Plucky quickly pulled out a unbreakable rope and an apple and said to Montana:

"Ready to have ourselves a torturous roast, Brother Max?"

"Let's," said Montana as they prepare to track Hamton Pig, following him closer to the Mel Blanc Gym where he is going to run a few circles and play basketball before finishing the day. Meanwhile, upstairs to the ERA Prop Shop, Buster, Babs, and Fifi La Fume were in the room together, but for a good reason. The walls are sound proof so no one can be disturbed from a quick costume change or from practicing their lines. But for the three, it was serious business. Not for being funny, not for being dramatic, but for personal stances. Fifi only wanted this talk to be secretive because she fears of a possible backlash between the staff, the people she knows, her rank as a valedictorian, and the threat of bullies, which she fears that they're tracking her every step. Fifi said while handling the conversation with Buster and Babs:

"I know it's hard to swallow every bit of the emotions I had to endure since the final year had started in Acme Looniversity, but controlling the emotions was never meant to be that easy. I know you bunnies have been the moral supporters for me being as a well renown basketball player for Acme Loo, a poet of different varieties, and of course, acting. But, now, I am starting to have that month of heartaches once again. And to think I was going to stop with that crap I had gone through since that fiasco."

"You mean...," said Babs Bunny, while Fifi said in response:

"Oui. I felt that the brunt of him betraying moi heart and the picture that he snatched in front of me at the local megaplex in order to allow that pink skunk to have the autograph. I still remember having those nightmares of Johnny Pew betraying my heart. Le sigh. Now, I feel that I am falling through the cracks again with the untrue propaganda that has been tracking around me after Valentines Day, thinking that the Valentine I will be having would be my professor of ERA, MERA Pepé Le Pew. I dismissed that whole garbage because I was afraid to ever fall in love with the ecstatic professor. I didn't want to fall in love again after Hamton and I broke off the relationship on account of his higher calling."

"Well, that's because he didn't want to spoil the reputation of his family to ever think about getting laid," said Buster in response. "In my own words, he went to begin his local studies of South Comedy here and at a local yeshiva. To me, you were the perfect couple after the junior prom years back, but then things went afoul after destroying Perfecto Prep through our comedic bare hands, and it had to do with Plucky's former mentor, Daffy Duck. Daffy was trying to ruin the professors with that stupid piece of shit law called the Expert Act, which had the moral supports by the assassins of comedy, the Moral Guardians. These people are wicked as fuck."

"Buster!" shouted Babs. "Cool it with the language there, babe."

"Like shit I should know," said Buster in fierce response. "That law to me was going to be the target point for Daffy's personal desires to see professors suffer because they had hearts towards their pupils. However, Daffy did this because of Plucky's illegal date with the idiot with a blonde attitude, not to mention being a loose cannon."

"Lola?" said Fifi. Buster replied:

"Yes, Lola Bunny. To be quite honest, frankly, I wanted to spout a ton of garbage on her face because she didn't want to teach. She wanted to date one of us. Daffy was trying to label anyone who has a relationship with their pupils under or within the age of 18 as CarPops. I had a feeling this Looniversity would go down the tubes if that had happened, but thank goodness it did not, and luckily your mentor was not affected because he was coming back from a sabbatical to become the mastermind. But speaking of which, Fifi, about that question between you and the MERA. Do you seriously have a stronger, personal bond with Pepé Le Pew?"

Fifi was biting onto her knuckle, knowing that she was afraid to fess up about her feelings with Pepé. Finally, she swallowed her emotions and said to Buster:

"I do. And the reason is because we are hard-luck people who want to strive for love. However, I never expressed any romantic feelings with Pepé because we don't want to get caught in the line of fire of Monsieur Bugs Bunny or Monsieur Principal Fudd because I know it is illegal to commit to a relationship with each other."

Babs said to Fifi in response:

"It's not, anymore, Fifi. Just remember, after Daffy was jailed for embezzlement and enticing Shirley MacLoon with money, the Expert Act was struck down in favor of the Comedy Law, which will allow any professor of fine arts to be in a relationship to a person aged 18 or when graduated, just as long they are truthful and not comedic liars. I was going to respond to this feeling of you and Pepé, but I opted not to get in the fray. But, Fifi, don't worry a damn thing about it. If you start to get a little bit closer to your favorite idol, you just need to look him in the eye, brave your strong words, tell him truthfully, and do what it is best for you in your mind. I want you to become stronger in the final months ahead of us and graduate with us at the top of the flock. We believe in you, Fifi, and we just don't want you going down in the dumps because of this situation."

"And what will happen if we do l'amour?" said Fifi, using Pepé's slang. Buster said this:

"That's a tricky subject, Fifi, but right now, it's best not to think about it. If you're afraid to tackle that subject, try talking to Miss Mam'selle Hepzibah. She knows everything about what you said, l'amour."

"Hepzibah?" said Fifi in shock, but then she remembers everything about Hepzibah's tackling of subjects, hard through the downright unimaginable. Fifi then said:

"I haven't heard from her since oh three years up. I wonder how she's up to now since she moved towards Hollywood to pursue in making movies based on her heritage?"

While the talking happened, Pepé was near the door towards the ERA Prop Shop to take the script that he has in his hands and stash it in the closet so it will be well protected because of the upcoming threat of bullies. However, in his mind, he was hearing Fifi's soft-tone voice inside the room and when she was thinking about Hepzibah, it struck Pepé's mind. He said silently:

"Hepzibah. Madame Mam'selle Hepzibah. How is it that Fifi knew about her since her early years in this Looniversity. (Shaking his hands) I think I should know by now. She's afraid to tell me something about moi, but not in a negative sense. Is it just to me or Fifi is afraid to fall in love with the greatest Mastermind of all acting? (Sighs) hard for moi to stray off from forming a relationship with the purple skunk, but...I am...I am not ready for that yet. But I don't want to ruin poor Fifi's heart. I must find out the reasons why...for myself."

Realizing the fate towards the MERA and Fifi La Fume's personal feelings, it will only be a matter of time before facing with Hepzibah for some advice, especially knowing that Fifi might need to tackle the l'amour subject without hesitation. Meanwhile, at the Mel Blanc Gym, most of the students were out there having a friendly basketball game match against each other before calling it a day, but Hamton was not there to play. What happened? Well, for him, he ended up hitting a trap just before the students came by to the gym. Montana and Plucky ended up grabbing Hamton and tying him up so he won't try escaping from their treacherous techniques. Inside the Locker Room, Hamton was hanging upside-down while waiting to be submerged in icy-cold water by Plucky and Montana Max, hoping to do something extremely ugly towards the smart student. Montana, grabbing hold of the rope and tying it to a pole until further notice, said to Plucky:

"Oh, yeah. (Evil snicker) iced cold water inside a metallic tub, ready to submerge this piece of swine shit so we can torture him maniacally until he gives in to our desires. Why didn't I think of this in the first place?"

"No matter, Brother Max," said Plucky as he then dumped a bag of Epsom salt and paprika to make the water intolerable to Hamton Pig because they have also found a huge weak spot in Hamton: he's afraid of Epsom salt. One reason: he had a terrible rash that caused the bullies to laugh extremely hard towards him. The rash didn't last long and the bullies had their last laugh. That kind of abuse made Hamton squeal in fear because of the chemicals in Epsom, and for him, it's deadly. But for Montana and Plucky, it is one of the Brotherhood's tactics in terrorizing the comedic student to do their will or face the cold, briny dunk. Plucky then said to Hamton while looking up:

"How's the view coming from up above, Hammy my boy?"

Hamton, who couldn't say a word after seeing Plucky siding with Montana Max, said to Plucky without resorting to anger:

"Plucky, have you gone ethereally insane? How could you be so crude to me after all these years? You would never resort to doing such an atrocious act, will you?"

"Yawn," said Plucky sarcastically. "You're the same Hamton that I have seen before. Not prone to anger when in a crazy situation like this. However, it's the same old tired shit that I have to put up with you. Luckily enough we can extract that out of your stinking ass with your fear of this chemical I heard that you got eczema for at least a week."

"Eczema?" said Hamton in concern. "Are you that inept, Plucky? I never developed that kind of condition! I just had a bad rash! Come on, gosh darn it, why are you doing this to me?"

"I'll tell you why," began the loudmouth Montana Max, "because I am so fed up with your stupid comedy shit and such, and also for what happened with Perfecto Prep after they went belly down from your tactics to stop them. That Warner Award was supposed to be handed to Perfecto, not you, and now it's nothing but a piece of shit that we are going to try to rid of."

"You're helping Perfecto Prep?" said Hamton, but before he could say a word, Plucky gave the order to lower Hamton closer to the briny ice-cold bath, but halted to give Hamton more fear into his soul from his fear of the Epsom-laced water. Plucky immediately said this to Hamton, sweating in fear:

"Heheheh. Getting closer from having another rash attack, I take it. Well, Hammy, should I say so, if you don't want to get yourself dipped into that icy, cold water filled with paprika and Epsom salt, we can always let you go, unless you do something for us."

Hamton, fearing that if he sides with Hamton and Montana, he would be shunned by his fellow peers, told Plucky in response:

"I can't. I just can't. How the heck can I do this to my friends if I side with you? I want to graduate with my best friends all together."

"Perhaps this would make you change your mind," said Montana as he wrote in a very derogative word on a blank sheet of paper and showed it to Hamton, which then caused him to jerk his movements mildly, but he then said:

"You wouldn't dare?"

"I will, Hamton," said Montana as he puts the word away. "That "k" word will make even the best family of your weak ancestry shit in their pants. But, also... oh, fuck that, I rather not give away to you, but Hamton, this is the only way out if you decide to help us. Keep refusing, it will be blared out in your face while dunking your head into the water. Not only that, it will be blared out in front of your friends. So, what'll it be, Hamton? Insult or Freedom?"

Hamton, fearing the possible two evils to overcome, had decided to just do what they need to do if they ever going to leave him alone, otherwise that insult will drive him lunatic. Hamton then replied:

"I...I accept your bidding. I have no choice. Do what you must do to leave me be!"

"That's an answer that I can accept," said Plucky with a chuckle. "Montana, move the metallic tub and untie our friend here. He has seen enough of this."

"Whatever you say, Magis Duck," said Montana as he moved the metallic tub and untied Hamton by orders of Plucky Duck...to do their bidding. And believe me, Hamton now has to be careful in his movements because anyone who spots Hamton doing the brotherhood's deceitful bidding could actually be Hamton's downfall and scrutiny...unintentionally speaking. Whatever it is, the hopes for the Warner Award to be taken away by the bullies' bidding from the Brotherhood of Deceit are in the works.

[4:00PM]

It was four o'clock in the afternoon and all classes were done for the day until tomorrow, where the Warner Award will soon be presented at the hands of Acme Looniversity, soon to seal the legacy of the prestigious landmark in all of Acme Acres. That is, unless you're Montana Max or Plucky Duck. While everyone dispersed, Plucky and Montana guided Hamton, their pawn, to Locker 4TW, where they will put something inside the locker to further expand their mission to rid the Warner Award, and of course, their enemy, which they still considered it as the "scourge." Hamton, a little weary of doing someone's dreadful bidding, but having no choice, asked Plucky this:

"I need to ask you something, Plucky, and please, don't get all tissed about it. Why are we next door closer to my locker and such?"

"Well, Hamton, my boy," began Plucky Duck, "it seems to me that we have ourselves a little problem concerning the little walking bitch that has been flaunting around her vivacious curves, her sense of personality, wits, and of course, the knowledge in the field of acting. However, Hammy, we're not going to tell you who this beautiful, vivacious girl is, but... (Hands him a white box) I thought it would be best to give her the ultimate gift so therefore she can remember herself by to know where this person got it from. And besides, it's for the better of yourself. (Turns around and walks away) unless he has got a hankering to "pull the pork" out of his ding-a-ling. (Laughs sarcastically)"

Hamton hasn't got a clue on what this package was, but seeing that there was no one in the halls, not even the staff, Gogo, and Pete Puma, he decided to take a sneak peak of what was inside the box. But then, his face ended up being turned sour as he was about to put in a lingerie costume inside the locker that has designs in a similar trait of a maiden in Provence, France. Hamton was horrified now that he has finally figured out what the hell was going on with the propaganda that was looming inside the Looniversity. He froze in fear, fearing now that if he places the costume inside Fifi La Fume's locker room, which is mostly emptied, he feels to himself that he will be himself a shameful man and fearing for his friendship with Babs, Buster, and Fifi. Hamton then began to have a change of heart and shook his head in disagreement. However, vigilant as they are, Max and Plucky immediately wrote on a 10x10 card with two "K" letters from first to last, but leaving the remaining two letters blank. They are intimidating Hamton with that vehement "k" word that will send Hamton to a tailspin if he doesn't abide with Plucky and Montana's wishes. However, just as Hamton was about to take the huge risk and shoving the lingerie back into the box and slamming it onto Montana Max's face, he immediately saw Foghorn Leghorn walking around the hallways, always singing the minced version of Camptown Races to keep him happy. Hamton, feeling that he might get caught, hung the lingerie up and placed in the locker area...under pressure. Soon, he saw Foghorn coming by, just whistling his tune, but still a little red on his face. Foghorn said:

"Son, I say, son, you look red as a Barber Pole swirling the tides within your pink color. Did you got near someone you like?"

Hamton, trying not to blow his cover, said to him:

"Close, but not quite, Professor Leghorn. Unless you were referring to the former hot pin-up girl that we haven't seen in a while, then you're way off at third base."

"Hmm, that being true," said Foghorn in agreement. "But sometimes the higher calling can backtrack when you're re-interested in finding love. Oh, well, that's life in the ordinary, I might say. Don't be, I say, don't get nervous son. You'll have your comedy battle for tomorrow. Get some rest, son. I'll see you at the stage tomorrow. Too-da-loo."

"Ah, man," said Montana Max, "almost had to pull the pussy out of his dirty mouth. (Grabs the phone to call the Great Master) Great Master Johnny Pew, Brother Montana Max. Mission complete. Hamton has got the lingerie inside that skunk whore's locker area."

"Great," said the master on phone. "That's what I like to hear. Did you threaten him with that word that would severely put him at a standstill?"

"He almost got the horn blared with that word on him," said Montana Max, "but his weak spot is that Southern Hick in his class that came to see how he's doing. He got the lingerie inside the locker under pressure. (Sees Hamton rushing out) and now he has flown the coop. Looks like he's "wee-wee-wee" all the way home. Piece of shit student he is."

"Excellent," said Johnny. "It looks like our plan is now getting closer to reality. Now we must wait for the reaction when that purple whore finds out someone has stashed that lingerie inside her locker area. Pepé's soon gonna have a heart attack if his precious little bitch is heartbroken. Head back over to the Great Hall immediately. Mission successful!"

Montana and Plucky both gave handshakes to each other on a job well done, but almost had their cover blown if it weren't for Hamton's little fibbing. Whatever it is, it isn't going to be pretty tomorrow morning.

[Acme Acres Psychotic Shop / 5:00pm]

Clouds once again were forming up like storm clouds as Acme Acres began its next day of rain and thunder, yet one shop has yet to be effected due to the enormous crowd, in successive routes, coming in and getting any items to ease their mind, body, and soul, yet also booby traps for the unlucky ones. We are looking at the Psychotic Shop, a center known for reading minds, predictions, and if I am not mistaken, performing a type of rituals that would only be suitable for Thelema, yet for one person, she will only use it to help the ones not laughing: Chaos Magic. We are looking at Shirley MacLoon, age 19, the only person alongside her friends Buster, Babs, Hamton, and Fifi, to graduate at Acme Looniversity within her landmark career of Psychosis and Mind Games, and let me tell you something, when you mess with Shirley MacLoon, you could get the Royal Treatment, and believe me, you won't like it. However, the focal point at this time was within Superintendent Bugs Bunny and Main Principal Elmer Fudd because they need to find clues on what has been going on with the recent confiscation of the duffel bag that was full of porn magazines, rubbers, and white liquid acting like it was semen swirling around the bag. Elmer, a little concerned, said to Bugs:

"Aw you shew that Shirwey MacWoon might hewp us with what's going on with the situation of one paw-son?" said Elmer. "We still have no idea whose duffel bag bewongs to."

"Believe me, doc," said Bugs, "this is the only way that can guide us to the problematic situation that the bullies are doing. And I still have a feeling, alongside MERA Le Pew, that the target might be a girl. I am just worried as much as you, doc, so keep your head up high, but never your spirits low."

Soon, within a moment's notice, they approached to Shirley MacLoon, who has been practicing reading minds of other people without resorting to using incense. Suddenly, Shirley saw her former advisors at the store, and after finishing up her mind reading, she went by to them, albeit while floating in magic, and said to them in a valley girl tone:

"Like, Principal Bugs Bunny and Historian Elmer Fudd, it's such a pleasure to come by to see how I am doing in a short notice. My goodness, you sure didn't change when I left the school."

"Gweat thawt," said Elmer, "but, we do have changed for the better. I am a Pwincipal now. Bugs here got pwomoted to Sewperintendent right after you weft."

"Is that so," said Shirley while now on the ground. "No matter, like, though, but it's still a pleasure to come by. Anything you, like, got in mind that you need with?"

"Unfortunately, we do," said Bugs in a monotone voice. "I have a problem concerning about a recent threat coming around Acme Looniversity. Today, we just confiscated a duffel bag that was left inside the Lounge Cafe this morning and we have placed it in our offices for further investigation."

"Like what about?" said Shirley, using her slang saying as "What is in it?" Bugs replied:

"About ten copies of "Smack n' Screw" and "Putita" all together, two boxes of rubbers, and..."

"Halt, halt, halt," said Shirley, stopping Bugs' talking. "Did you just say "rubbers?"

"Yes, MacWoon," said Elmer, "Wubbers. However, foo me, I have never seen a wubber befoo in my wife."

"Like you're screwing me up, aren't you?" said Shirley. "Rubbers are nothing but a slang style for condoms, and believe me, I know a disgraced mallard that is doing all that dirty work just to appease a Great Master of that condemned school up in the mountain tops."

"Wait," said Bugs, "are you telling me...Plucky Duck has sided with Perfecto Prep?"

"Precisely," said Shirley. "He graduated en clandestin and is being used as a mole to extract every exact detail on your credentials, the students, and someone's life in order to rid the recognition of the Warner Award. But that's the worse part of the news. Yosemite's successor has got an invitation to become a brother in their brotherhood dedicated to put us toons into our miseries. He's willing to usurp himself as student of Acme Looniversity to put us in shame...and to make Fifi La Fume suffer."

"Now we have figure owt the puzzle about this pwopaganda," said Elmer. "Someone is twying to make Fifi Wa Fume wike a has-been by finding her weakness owe-ver her stwengths. But, now that Pwucky Duck, the woost student ever in Acme Wooniversity, has sided with Perfecto Pwep, I have a hawnch that Fifi will become the first to be abused severewy."

"I, like, for the same thing, Mr. Fudd," said Shirley. "I am worried that they're going to make her feel miserable by saying to everyone that she's been acting like a slut for the past week and try to get them to believe, putting her, like, to the point of committing suicide, and it's not funny. I think it's time we play a little Mind Game with that no-good ex-boyfriend of mine so I can shove that dirty beak onto the crack of his ass, it don't know what hit him. But to encounter that plan, we need to get the students that are friends with Fifi. Buster, Babs, and Hamton are the only ones with great support for the hard-luck skunk."

"We have to do so," said Bugs, "or otherwise, we can kiss that award goodbye. Meet us tomorrow morning at the Main Office. It's time we rid the "scourge" of that pathetic excuse of a Daffy Duck. Thanks a lot, Shirley."

"Don't, like, mention it," said Shirley. "I'll make sure the Royal Treatment is in hand."

Bugs and Elmer saluted to Shirley in agreement and decided to head straight home so they can discuss the plan before heading straight towards to the presentation of the Warner Award.

[Acme Acres Junkyard / 7:00pm]

It was still raining all around Acme Acres whilst the storm was strengthening up, but for Pepé Le Pew, that's usually his A-game to bring some cool weather into the fray. He was taking his stroll around the metropolitan area before heading back over for the evening meal and rest, until he spotted the Acme Acres Junkyard, where in a moment's notice, saw the red derelict corvette smack centered at the junkyard, yet he is not aware that it is the homestead of Fifi La Fume. Pepé quietly said to himself:

"For is why the right mind of someone to actually live in a deserted piece of Chevrolet car instead of a warm, cozy, home like moi? Alors, no one would be able to purchase the junk inside of this Acme Junkyard place. Not worth it. (Sighs) I am just to find out where Fifi lives because this thought about her is kicking in my teeth. Right now is the not right to think about it. Me should go home."

Pepé was not aware that the derelict corvette being dead centered at the junkyards is the living quarters of Fifi La Fume, but he didn't want to be like a sneak and decided to head home for the night's rest. However, he's a little weary about Miss Mam'selle Hepzibah because Fifi might be thinking of tackling the most difficult subject to handle should she ever tangle into a relationship with the MERA of Acme Looniversity. Now Pepé would need to do the same thing and talk to Hepzibah about the "l'amour" subject. If you don't know, folks, Hepzibah was normally the most beautiful Cajun skunk to ever walk across the Louisiana Swamps during her years falling with the swamp resident Pogo. Many residents of the swamps still believe that Pogo and Hepzibah were perfectly bonded together and hopefully fill the love with marriage. However, Hepzibah opted to leave the swamps and enter the life of a movie star, influencing stars like Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor, Catherine Hepburn, and Barbara Bach. Extremely successful, but like Pepe and Fifi, love was the curse factor. She missed Pogo dearly and finding other men was hard for her because she wanted a guy to be very proper and very courteous towards her. She had fifty dates during the time of her career, but...no luck and a lot were money-hungry. That was one reason why Hepzibah was never shown in public that much nor into movies because of the fiasco. She WAS planning to release her first movie called "Swamp Diaries," based on her life and love at the Louisiana Swamps, but she scrapped it, not only that, it cost Zorra Pictures, who has been part of the Moral Guardians' protest to bring in Daffy's EXPERT Act, their reputation. She was not aware of Zorra Pictures' activity with the conservative movement, which lead to their bankruptcy. But one thing's for certain, there's rumors that she still has her beautiful charm and flirty personality. While at the junkyard, inside the derelict corvette, Fifi La Fume, feeling a little bit under the weather because of spitting out her feelings about the MERA Pepé Le Pew in front of her friends, wanted to see if she can be able to reach Miss Hepzibah and try to set up a one-on-one conversation so she can be able to talk to someone about the situation without shame. She was looking at the directory book to find the phone number through the letter H, and luckily enough, she found the number, even the address of Hepzibah. Then, it knocked her mind into a thought. She immediately grabbed a piece of paper, an envelope, and a pen and wrote down a letter that she will send to Miss Hepzibah, including a photo as a back-up, just in case if Hepzibah ends up a little confused about the person she will have a conversation about. After writing down the letter, she placed it on an envelope, stamped it, and took it to the make-shift mailbox in a shape of a heart so the mailman can come by and send the letter to Hepzibah. But, Fifi's not aware of Tweety Pie, the residential Acme Flyover Carrier, who comes by to pick up any mail that was left astray during the afternoon pick-ups. During the time being, Tweety came by to pick up Fifi's letter to Hepzibah, in which it reads:

MISS MAM'SELLE HEPZIBAH,

7 CHERRY WOOD AVE.

ACME ACRES, CALIFORNIA 90554

Tweety saw the address and decided to fly over to the destination of where Miss Mam'selle Hepzibah is currently living. Hopefully, Fifi can find a way to get out of this entanglement if she is willing to risk it all to be with the MERA she adores personally.

[Great Hall of Perfecto Prep / 8:00pm]

At the Great Hall of Perfecto Prep, both Montana and Plucky were being commended by Great Master Johnny Pew for getting their ploy, Hamton J. Pig, to stuff the lingerie-styled costume inside the locker, albeit from Hamton's pressure when he saw Foghorn Leghorn coming into the fray. Nonetheless, Montana was pretty impressed on how they began to treat him like a worthy brother to the Perfecto Prep clan. But, the charade is far from over. During that time being, there was a banquet in honor of Montana Max filled with a ton of delicious foods for the brothers to indulge in, especially pig, boar, venison, including "Bambi," no pun intended. However, Montana was extremely happy that he managed to get some money from the mission that he undertook alongside Magis Plucky Duck. Johnny, on the other hand, has yet to get into the thick of things. He really wants to make Fifi suffer badly, but he needed an idea to really put her through the point of suicide. Suddenly, something has kicked his mind off pretty good. He remembered one time that he was in his private beach hut near the sandy shores of Redondo Beach, and from the time being, with his girlfriend. He remembered inside the hut that he was "getting head" after enticing his girlfriend a lot, but he was up to his own bag of tricks. He remembered having a video camera set up in a secret spot, possibly the vanity mirror, and from there, he had popped a supplement during the time of the sexual act. His girlfriend continued to suck out the living heck out of Johnny, until finally, after 20 minutes of "getting head," Johnny aimed his erect wand upwards and took twenty-five shots of his while liquid high into the air, while his girlfriend opened wide and got showered in Johnny's white goop. Johnny had remembered everything that was placed on video tape that soured the girlfriend's reputation, and to this day, he still has the video. Johnny, after careful thought, told to Montana:

"Brother Max. I know you are extremely happy with the money you have earned in helping out with the mission, but are you considering more devious stuff to make you even filthy rich?"

"Even filthy rich?" said Montana Max. "Go on, I am all ears."

"I had a thought about what to do with Fifi if she goes through the edge of depression and goes over to be comforted by that slag of a professor named Pepé Le Pew," responded Johnny. "Have you ever thought about setting up a video company that specializes in voyeurism?"

"Not that I can think of," said Montana. "But I thought voyeurism on tape was banned under that piece of shit Comedy Law?"

"True," said Johnny, "but I found the loophole in that law. The voyeur tape is banned only for porn stars, which means...we can actually produce voyeurism tapes of that retched Pepé, Fifi, or that slutty ex of mine. If we can successfully do that, we can produce the tape, sell it under your choice of name, and get Pepé fired as a professor and Fifi be stripped of her valedictorian status and expulsion from the Looniversity. Think of the headlines, Brother Max. Pepé, labeled CarPop, shamed by his fellow peers. Fifi, greatest student, now an F+ like Plucky. No offense, Plucky. (Plucky waved it off) or, the best line here. Pepe, Fifi, shamed forever, now bearing love child. (Crazy Laughter) think about what would happen if we do such a thing. I'll be laughing it all the way to the bank. I love it."

Well, the Great Master might want to think twice before shouting his mission all around his fellow brethren of the Brotherhood of Deceit because Sweetie, successor of Tweety Pie, was focusing on the conversation while trying not to blow her cover so she can divulge the information towards Babs and Buster Bunny. But, for Sweetie, her first order of business...would be with Pepé. She is in the same position as the staff and Fifi's friends. They have got to stop this situation from happening tomorrow...otherwise, chaos will ensue.

[Acme Looniversity / Friday / 8:30am]

Morning time arrived at Acme Looniversity, and today became the big day for the Looniversity students. Today's the presentation for the Warner Award that will be given to Acme Looniversity on their outstanding performance when it comes to classes surrounding comedy, drama, acting, and arts. And once that award is given to the patriarch of the school, Bugs Bunny, then Acme Looniversity will seal its fate forever as the greatest school of the performing arts. That is, if they avoid handling a very nasty subject involving bullies and their target: Fifi La Fume. While everyone came by early to get everything set up, at the Main Office, better known as the Circle of Five, Bugs, Porky, Elmer, Foghorn, and Gogo were all waiting for Shirley McLoon to enter Acme Looniversity to come up with a plan to stop Plucky and Montana from trying to accost, intimidate, or physically and/or verbally assault Fifi La Fume, which to the staff is the bullies' object of desire. Pepe has yet to arrive at the school, but with good reason. Bugs gave Pepé a four hour stay-off before entering the festivities, but Pepé is on the same level as the staff. He's very worried about his star student and he wants to do everything he can to prevent this charade from happening. However, just as Shirley was about to come into the school, Pete Puma, the school's custodian, rushed into the office and said to them:

"Ugh, sorry to disturb you at a time like this, but Vice Principal Porky Pig..."

"Y,y,y,y,y,y,y, yes?" said Porky. Peter then said:

"One of your star pupils has requested that he wants to see the Vice Principal. He has been reduced to tears and, if I am not mistaken, fears."

"Hamton," said Bugs in concern. Porky didn't say a word as he quickly got out of the Main Office and into his own to see Hamton. Bugs, now completely worried about Hamton as well, told Pete:

"Man, I wish I didn't want to see this dreaded bullshit coming at a time like this. Anymore you got in mind, doc?"

"No," said Pete, "but I need to hurry and try to wipe up some wet spot that I spotted at the entrance of the women's restroom. However, the liquid is not clear or something, And the smell... fragrant."

"Fwagwant?" said Elmer Fudd. "How did the hewl did that happen?"

"Beats me, doc," said Bugs, "but now we're in a nasty predicament and it's going to be a matter of time before shit hits the fan. When Shirley arrives, tell her to meet you at the women's restroom, but don't wipe up the mess."

Pete acknowledged Bug's plea and decided to stay put near the Main Office entrance before going with Shirley to see what was happening inside the women's restroom. While that was happening, near the same locker area where Montana hacked the code to open it up, Johnny, Max, and Plucky Duck, hiding near the plant pot, were drawing up a plan to begin the festivities of humiliation towards Fifi La Fume, their prime target. Max was keeping an eye on the locker area so he can see Fifi's reaction towards the lingerie that Hamton placed via pressure, while Plucky was spitting his hands and rubbing it to get ready to do something very unpleasant towards Fifi. Johnny, hoping to take things into his own hands, was planting the video camera on the soil of the plant, spreading the leaves out so the lens won't block the footage. Johnny then said to the gang:

"Well, brothers, I hope we got our game faces on, because by the time Fifi comes here to check her locker area to see that Hammy Boy placed that sexy artifact into her locker, she is going to go completely berserk, she doesn't know what hit her. But of course, let's not forget that we are going to try to surprise her by spitting out our hands, rubbing it on, and hopefully give Fifi a little bit of a pat down, but in a form of a good ol' spanking."

"Spanking?" said Montana Max loudly. "Are you sure about that, Great Master? Last time I remember, Daffy Duck got chided for spanking Lola Bunny and told about it proudly in the gym area. Not only that, Lola had kicked me square in the nuts after she was suspended without pay after that fiasco."

"Oh, bullshit," said Johnny Pew. "That's in the past, my friend, but now, with you on our side, they can't do anything but squat shit to try to get us kicked out of this facility. Besides, I'm on your guard, so when the tough gets going, the going will get tough on them sons of fucking bitches. Just you wait. (Hears some footsteps) huh? There's that purple skunk whore. Stand by, brothers!"

Johnny, Max, and Plucky all ducked down so they can prepare for their plan to commence, however, they noticed about Fifi's reddening reaction as she quickly got to the locker area, and in a flash, quickly grabbed a towel and rushed out to the Mel Blanc Gym to wash up. But she left the locker door wide open. Johnny, raising an eyebrow, said to the gang:

"What the fuck? How did she managed to get to the locker area and grabbed what she needed that quickly? Wait a minute..."

The gang quickly went towards the locker area and found that the lingerie outfit was nowhere to be seen. Plucky, shocked that the outfit was not in there, saw a little note on the wall near the holder, showed it to Max and Johnny, then said:

"Go Screw Yourself, You Racist Piece of Shit."

"We been had!" shouted Montana while shaking his fist violently. "I can't believe that pathetic excuse of a Jewish pig would stab us in the back just to protect that skunk whore!"

"Take it easy there, Max," said Plucky. "He can't be that far away to stop him at his own tracks. Besides, even though he stabbed us in the back, we can still do a sneak attack when she comes back. Besides, if Hamton comes back to protect her, you have the honor to call him that word that you want to blare out at him."

"Magis Plucky is correct, brother Max," said Johnny in concern. "We cannot give up that easily just because Hamton took it to VP Porky Pig to confess the truth. I still want to see Fifi suffer, and nothing more. We need to follow her tracks once she leaves the gym. Come on!"

Without hesitation, and not getting caught, Montana, Plucky, and Johnny quickly followed the tracks of where Fifi was quickly heading out to, and that's the Mel Blanc Gym. Yet, I have to think fast about Pete Puma saying that there was a fragrant liquid but wasn't clear that was spilled around the women's restroom floor. I have to say this: What the hell's going on? At the scene of that puddle of scented liquid, Shirley, Buster, Babs, Pete, and Principal Fudd were trying to figure out what caused the puddle to mysteriously appear near the entrance way. Buster and Babs were completely concerned about the puddle, but not for the case with Shirley. Using her mind reading abilities and psychological methods to find out the property of the liquid, Shirley's eyes were glowing bright golden and stared at the liquid, hopefully to get a quick and reasonable answer. But, just as they were about to get the answer, they spotted Max, Plucky, and Johnny Pew running fast from the hallway to their exact destination. But, then, Babs began to realize the outcome of the situation and shouted to the guys:

"Guys, is it just me, or did Johnny Pew just past by and is heading towards the Mel Blanc Gym?"

Buster saw the familiar velvet-blue-colored fur of Johnny Pew, noticeably his tail, and then, he said:

"Make no mistake about it. That's Johnny Pew! And he has Montana Max and that fucking ingrate Plucky Duck with him! Oh, my, fucking... They're trying to follow Fifi's tracks to the Mel Blanc Gym."

Shirley, finally getting an answer about the liquid, said to the gang:

"And tracks, they are indeed at, fellas. Fifi had an urgent case of "hiding the blooming season." That's a non-offensive slang for unintentionally masturbating in the bathroom."

"WHAT?" said Buster loudly. "How can that be? Fifi would never dare to commit such an atrocity on school grounds! Maybe I believe that it has to do something with the MERA Pepé Le Pew. She couldn't hide the fact that she is attracted to the professor. I got to believe that her nervousness and shy feelings towards the Mastermind could contribute to this mess we're going through."

"That might be the fawk-tor," said Elmer. "MERA We Pew and Fifi Wa Fume have something in simuwarity, however, this is not the case. That fawking ingwate you cawled Johnny Pew is twying to aw-buse our ewite student with their tactics. I suggest you stop them at all cost."

"Consequence or no consequence," began Buster, "we have to. That SOB is going to ruin the celebration. Come, Babs."

Within seconds, Babs and Buster quickly took off to stop Johnny and his gang from trying to do something bad towards Fifi La Fume. However, just as they were that close from reaching towards the gym, Buster and Babs ended up taking a terrible tumble when they slipped onto a wet spot, causing the two to crash onto each other, rolling up like a ball, and crashing inside Pete's Custodial Office. Comically speaking, Buster's face ended up getting covered by Babs' butt and pom-tail, while Babs had her face buried near Buster's crotch area. Buster, shocked that the tumble gave them a very suggestive position from the fall, shouted:

"Son of a bitch, Babs, get your pom-tail out of my face! (Slaps himself silly) ah, man, when will you learn to wear some panties for once."

"I should say the same to you, Buster," angrily said Babs, "but now's not the time to be quarreling on bare bottoms under my dress! That puddle that we slipped onto must've been a ploy by Johnny Pew, and boy does it reeks to the bone."

"Either way," said Buster, "we need to watch our step before we get ourselves injured at the hands of that crazy son of a bitch Johnny Pew. Come on, we got to hurry, or Fifi's going to have a hand mark on her butt!"

Buster and Babs continued to run like heck to stop Johnny Pew and his gang from doing something bad to Fifi, and with Shirley as their backup, it will only be a matter of time for her to initiate the Royal Treatment...but she would only do that against Plucky Duck. She's got a ton of hell to take because of his cheating ways and scamming his friends out. While the chicanery happened, inside Vice Principal Porky Pig's Office, Porky was talking to Hamton Pig, who asked him to come by because of what happened just yesterday ago, and Porky felt that Hamton had a terrible day yesterday. However, Hamton, hoping that he doesn't get the brunt of Montana and Plucky, showed the box that had the maiden lingerie outfit that was planted inside Fifi's locker. Shocked, Porky immediately comment:

"B.b.b.b.b.b. shocking to the core," said the vice principal. "A maiden outfit stashed inside the locker area of your former lover? Hamton, my friend, w.w.w.w.w. come you did such a thing towards your continuing best friend?"

"I didn't mean to do such a vile thing, Vice Principal Porky Pig," said Hamton, reducing to tears. "Seriously. Not in a million years would I be forced to place a maiden lingerie outfit, on penalty of getting called that vehement word that would degrade my family for life. I forced to do it, sir, not by choice."

"Force?" said Porky in concern. "So in other words, someone made you do all that nasty stuff to make Fifi La Fume look so bad?"

"Yes, sir," said Hamton still in distraught. Foghorn Leghorn, working along with the Vice Principal, immediately comment:

"This is, I say, this has got to be a big case of a technique that bullies would try to do to hurt this smart student. I had a feeling that he got tortured badly by those two brutes of the past. And I could tell, daggum it, he's got some bumps on his right arm. Eczema. That rich brat and the failing student are responsible for his fear of Epsom salt that they were torturing with against poor ol' Hamton. Hamton, I say, Hamton my boy, I am glad that you've stepped forward and told us what all this chicanery was about. You've got every right to face your bullies and socking them to the point that they give up in a shot. But, make sure you don't take too long. MERA Le Pew is worried right now about Fifi La Fume and he's planning to come by at any time to stop this madness from happening. Even if it means to forfeit the Warner Award to save the elite student."

Hamton was shocked to the core that he has given permission from Professor Leghorn to sock Montana and Plucky when he sees fit, but even though he doesn't want to do such a thing to hurt his heritage, for him, he has no other options. That torturous scene that Hamton endured has put him through the razor's edge. Back at the Mel Blanc Gym, Buster and Babs were carefully tip-toeing closer to the Ladies' Locker Room in order not to track any attention towards Montana and Plucky, hoping to make sure Fifi is near her friends in safety. Buster, being a little wary of trying to enter the Ladies' Restroom for the sake of his friend, found the bully that he was being helped with before his anger went tenfold on him. Suddenly, Buster had an idea. He said:

"Babs, take guard of the entrance way. I'm going to ask that bully over to see if he can watch for any signs of trouble. If Fifi gets out, just make sure she is in the classroom for safety. Got it?"

"Good point, Buster," said Babs in confidence. "I want to make sure she is okay. I got a feeling that she might've felt sensitive over her area that caused her to leak. Poor Fifi."

However, up in the rafters of the gym, Montana Max, with careful precision, threw a rope lasso and clinched onto Buster's tall ears, causing the blue-fur rabbit to be lifted up to the air. Before he could shout out to Babs, he was quickly wrapped up rapidly and smacked with a black tape with red letters saying "Prick!" while his ears were tied up in knots. Babs immediately saw her boyfriend being caught by Montana Max, while on the backside, Plucky quickly sprayed a concoction on Babs' neck, but soon, caused her to fall asleep. From there, the bully spotted Plucky doing a bad thing, but he was quickly caught by Johnny Pew and was strangled by his malevolent odor out of his tail, knocking the guy out from the stench. From there, it seemed that Montana, Plucky, and Johnny were winning the first round of their plan to ruin the Looniversity. A few minutes passed by and during the time being, Plucky managed to bind the two bunnies together on rope and raised them up to the ceiling of the men's locker room, but this time added the Epsom salt and paprika mixture inside the middle stall of the toilet, but at a most devious plan yet. Plucky dunked the mixture inside a toilet that has been clogged and full of...well, you get the picture. Plucky, with a snaring smile and laugh, said to them:

"Well, you little rumbling rabbits, now that I got you well embarrassed with a sixty-nine position while being hung up, getting ready to be smacked into this shitty toilet full of shit and paprika and Epsom salt, I think I shall be preparing to do my bidding of giving your best friend a nice spanking or two. Johnny has been waiting for this in his lifetime and he's going to show that little, stinky bitch whose boss."

"LIKE FUCKING HELL," shouted Babs, cussing hard for the first time. "YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, NOT ONLY THAT, A TRAITOR TO ACME LOONIVERSITY! I DEMAND THAT YOU LET US GO! OTHERWISE, SHIRLEY'S GONNA STICK THAT BEAK RIGHT UP THE HOLE OF YOUR ASS!"

"Fat...fucking...chance...Pink Popper," said Plucky vulgarly. "For now, I shall bid good day to you. Don't let your dick and cunt catch shit on your slow journey into this pool of worldly shit."

Plucky, so confident that he is willing to do the spanking duties against Fifi, quickly signaled Montana to get out of the gym and back to where they originally hid during the stashing of the maiden lingerie outfit so they can prepare to do the action. Buster was again fuming with anger that Plucky had embarrassed the two by 69'ning them while tied up before being lowered down slowly to that toilet pool of paprika, Epsom salt, and shit. Back at the locker area of where the incident took place, Fifi La Fume, carrying a wet towel and a change of bows, going from pink to blue, carefully placed her items back into the locker room before heading out to the award ceremony in order to cure her nerves despite a little setback near the women's restroom. However, Montana and Johnny Pew, carefully targeting the palm view of where the area of Fifi's bottom is going to get smacked, finally decided that they cannot wait for Plucky to make the first move, who was readying for his counterattack if Shirley attacks using psychosis. Montana said to the Great Master Johnny:

"There is no fucking way I am going to end up smacking that skunk whore's ass. That bitch is far more odorous than Pepé Le Pew. I hope you're in the mood for some spanking with that bitch you ditched for the other bitch that you ditched as well?"

"You've taken the words right out of my mouth, Brother Max," said Johnny in confidence. "One girl I ditched so I can spank that pink whore that I ditched. Get the camera ready, Brother Max. This is going to be fun in the making."

Montana wasted no time in getting the camera mounted up on the dirt of the plant pot so he can begin the video taping of the spanking. Johnny wasted no time in getting his palms ready, but in a huge circumstance, his bulge. He was getting completely horny in his devious plan. Back at the Mel Blanc Gym, undoubtedly, Pepé Le Pew, entering through the back doors, wanted to look and see how the setting is for the upcoming presentation of the Warner Award. He managed to see the stage placed very well, with seating closer to the Speaker's Panel, yet, something was not right towards Pepé Le Pew. Then, without a hitch, he noticed that not one single person was coming inside the gym to be ready for the handout, and it was closer to one hour before the award presentation. Pepé was beginning to worry through the pit of his heart as he was about to head straight to the Main Office to meet with the staff. But, he then smelt something coming from the Locker Room. From there, Pepé realized that it's a grossly combination of Epsom salt and paprika, mixed with human excrement. Pepé then realized that it was a torture routine that made Hamton break out in eczema. He quickly said:

"Fil de pute! Les Enfants d'Deceit!"

Pepé immediately entered the Locker Room to see Buster and Babs, tied up, in a 69 position, slowly descending towards that excrement-filled clogged toilet with the paprika and Epsom salt by Roderick, the Viper Regni of the Brotherhood of Deceit. Pepé, finally realizing that this is what they're doing to distract him from seeing Fifi's embarrassment, quickly shouted this:

"Yous a wicked son of a bitch! Release of my students at once!"

"Shit," said the Viper Regni. "He already knows!"

"PEPÉ!" shouted Babs from up top. "You've better hurry! Johnny Pew with Plucky and Montana Max are tracking Fifi's steps to her locker! They're planning to spank her!"

"NO!" said Pepé in shock, but Roderick said:

"Nice going, you cocksucker! You've found out the secret to make that purple whore a living hell out of herself! With that... (grabs scissors) your students are going to be in a world of shit!"

"DON'T DO IT!" shouted Pepé as Roderick immediately cut the rope to quickly descend Babs and Buster straight to the toilet, but with his sheer might, Pepé quickly used his tail to hold onto the cut rope in order to save Buster and Babs from being dunked into the toilet. However, Roderick said to the strong skunk:

"Do what you must, Pepé Le Pew. Saving your friends from getting slapped by a bunch of excrement is not going to cut it. Besides, even if they get dunked, there's going to be a surprise when the pipes are tweaked."

Pepé, trying to find a way to get his students out of this "shitty" predicament, tied the broken rope to the sink, but said angrily to Roderick:

"Tweaked or no tweaked, this hard-working professor will not be sitting down on his own ass to see of moi students suffer!"

Within a matter of seconds, Pepé sprayed a ton of skunk odor straight onto Roderick, even though the Viper Regni was about to quickly put on his gas mask, but it was too late. Roderick was going bat-shit crazy with the smell, causing him to comically twitch from head to toe in circles. From there, Pepé used his big tail to bind Roderick with the pungent smell, causing Roderick to quickly lose his energy and might to fight off the angry professor. From there, the professor, continuing to bind Roderick, quietly said to himself:

"Even if this enfant passes out, he would still do an terrible deed. I need to find moi a plan. (Looks at the middle toilet stall) it might be gross, but I got to save moi students!"

Pepé, losing time, immediately used his tail and threw Roderick straight to the middle toilet stall, getting closer from getting dunked head first, but after seeing himself getting thrown by Pepé's tail, Roderick quickly landed with his hands, holding the top of the toilet seat, avoiding himself from getting dunked. Roderick, though trying to avoid bearing the fowl stench, quickly said to Pepé:

"Hah, hah! Nice try, you pathetic excuse of a CarPop! Trying to drown me in shit won't work! No one is going to dunk the Viper Regni!"

Suddenly, Pepé, hearing the dreaded word "CarPop," one of the most degrading word against a professor, finally took things to his own hands and released the bunnies, but this time, their combined weight immediately caught Roderick off guard as he plunged into the nasty toilet, this time his legs twitching like a helicopter, knowing that the pungent smell is causing him to go crazy. Pepé managed to rescue Buster and Babs, but man alive, he is not only worried, but very angry to the Nth degree. Calling him a CarPop has pushed him to the limits. Buster and Babs, getting untied and taking off the tape off Buster's mouth, had felt the same thing. Pepé, frustrated, immediately told the two:

"I just can't bear to see of my two favorite students to suffer a horrific torture scene that you may have seen in place. This is of course ridiculous to have that pathetic mongrel of an enfant from Perfecto Prep to abuse you two with a threat of dunking one of you to the Wash Closet being so dirty and with those bad mixtures. EGH! Glad I have come to the rescue."

"I'm glad you did, MERA Le Pew," said Buster, "but we are running precious time out the door. We have to stop those mischievous bastards from taking a slap on Fifi's rear-end, otherwise all hell's gonna break lose and fast."

"Better than yet," said Pepé, "managed to find those enfants and teach them a thing or two for calling me a CarPop! No one calls me a CarPop, which is such a bogus name for a pedophile, and gets away with it!"

"Then we must jet!" said Buster. "We're running out of time!"

Buster, Babs, and MERA Le Pew immediately got out of the Locker Room and straight towards the Locker Area where the event is going to unfold in a matter of seconds. On the other hand, as for Roderick, having his head dunked into the nasty stuff, he became a victim of his own trickery that he was planning to do. He planned to have the toilets explode by a pipe bomb sucking method inside the boiler room, but somehow, his trickery did not work out well. Soon, the toilets exploded, causing Roderick to splat onto the ceiling back first, full of sewage sludge, paprika, and Epsom salt. So far, one person down, but three more to face, but technically, it might be too late. At the Locker Area, Fifi was still trying to set her locker area up by carefully folding up her towel she used and placed her pink bow on top of it, hopefully by later on, she will feel a lot better seeing the award presented and of course, doing the duet as a test of strength for her to be the successor to Pepé Le Pew as the MERA. But, soon, just as she was about to close her locker area...

"Do it now, Johnny," said Montana quietly. "Commence the spanking!"

"With pleasure," said Johnny, and with one swift swing of his opened hand, he gave Fifi, behind her back, a hard slap on the right side of her bottom, giving that backstabbing skunk a brute smile on his face. Fifi, frozen in cold shock, paused for a couple of seconds, let out a blaring scream from the top of their lungs. Everyone from all classes heard the painful scream. Mary Melody heard it as well, who quickly said:

"Oh, say it ain't so, sister! Fifi's got spanked! Let's aid her quickly!"

Many of the students in Mary's class quickly dispersed to the locker area to render Fifi aid. Superintendent Bugs and his staff heard the blood-curdling scream as well, and without warning, Elmer said:

"Ah, cwap! That was Fifi's voice!"

"We were too late," said Bugs in discontent. "All this just because we were conducting strategy against that goddamn brotherhood! What more could we go through at this stage!"

"We still got time," said Shirley. "If we become defeatists, then Fifi might be the sole person living through hell until the point of suicide. To the Locker Area! Quickly!"

Without hesitation, both the staff and Shirley immediately went straight towards the locker area to prevent more of Johnny's spanking mission. Buster, Babs, and Pepé also heard the screams coming from the locker area, but Pepé was heartbroken at hearing Fifi's screams coming straight to his head. He then said:

"Non! Non! No like of this! Too late as we were!"

"That filthy son of a fucking bitch!" shouted Buster. "This time he has gone too far! Grrr! Babs, time to fight fire with fire! I don't care how far we can stop them, we need to hurry and trash them like yesterday's garbage!"

"I'm on the same field as you, hun," said Babs in confidence. "Booby Traps aren't going to cut it, not without our superior slapstick and comedy routines to thwart out those who implant misery to our minds. Pepé, for our sakes, don't get involved in this scuttle!"

"To hell with that!" shouted Pepé. "Fifi needs someone to care for!"

"MERA Le Pew, wait a minute!" shouted Buster. "You don't know what you're doing! Grr! Fuck! He's gonna get "balderdash" if he gets closer to the bullies. Come on, Babs!"

Buster and Babs had to quickly think to their heads after MERA Pepé Le Pew decided to follow lead and stop the remaining members of the Brotherhood of Deceit from hurting Fifi La Fume even more. Back at the locker area, Fifi, still frozen in shock after being spanked by Johnny Pew, was afraid to even turn around, but she already knew who this person was. The smell of his leather jacket was the only thing that gave it away due to Fifi's ability to smell things to identify a person very quickly. Fifi then said while shedding tears:

"J...Johnny Pew. No. No, it can't be you. Why on earth did you do such a bad thing to moi...spanking me in public?"

"Heheheh," Johnny chuckled. "Still not convinced that this ex-jackass of yours did this terrible deed, huh? Still not convinced that this ex-jerkass of yours was the one to be with? Or was Acme's Elite Whore willing to get the night she truly deserved, huh? How about another one for your troubles."

He spanked Fifi again, this time to the left side, causing Fifi to tremble in fear and in pain. Both sides of her bottom were brightening red, thanks to Johnny's hard slap. Fifi tried holding her painful scream so she won't track attention, but she couldn't bare it. She screamed more, but then, said this:

"STOP IT! ET MERDE, THIS IS NOT WHAT I LIKED! PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT SPANKING IN PUBLIC! IT'S TORTURE!"

"Oh, really?" said Johnny with a smirk on his face. "Just because we spanked you doesn't entitle us to do anything that we wanted to do for a long time? Turn around, you self-centered bitch!"

Suddenly, Fifi was turned around by force to make her see Johnny's face, while the crowd, who saw the incident unraveling at the locker area, were in jaw-dropping shock that their nemesis, who is from Perfecto Prep, has come over to Acme Looniversity...to not spoil the party of the award ceremony...but to make Fifi's life miserable. Johnny, with a face smirk like a genuine criminal, but liking every bit of this scenery, told her this:

"What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? Can't you see the crowd surrounding us? Can you? You're trapped, trapped like a rat, nowhere else to go but here. Maybe that was one reason why you had a little accident near the Women's Restroom's entrance, feeling so damn scared that your ex-boyfriend screwed you over for that other whore that I screwed with will come back and do something he has never done in his life towards you. Face it, Fifi, you've got nowhere else to go but to my motorcycle and a bitch seat where it's waiting for you to lay down so I can get down to business. Come on, Fifi, I know you'll like it."

"Like heck!" shouted Fifi as she slapped Johnny first on his face with her left hand, and to add insult, smacked him with her huge tail, causing some redness on Johnny's face. But for Johnny...

"Not a wise idea, you purple slut. If you wanted to take some tang straight here to the locker area, then you've made the biggest mistake in your life. (Clutches his fist) now how's a little punch in the face sounds to you?"

Johnny then lured a haymaker towards Fifi, but Fifi immediately ducked, causing Johnny to hit his fist towards the locker. But then, Johnny immediately felt some buzzing on his left fist, knowing for sure that he is in for a big surprise. A booby trap. Johnny was then electrocuted by someone's intriguing booby trap, causing Johnny to scream like a little girl, with his fur standing up, and not only that, his jacket was beginning to flare up. Buster, Babs, and Pepé finally got to the scene to stop this charade, but it was far too late. However, they were seeing Johnny being electrocuted, and before long, Johnny immediately was flung out of the Looniversity, along with his prized jacket being set on fire due to jacket not being electro-retardant. Even so, the damage was already done in a flash. Fifi was beginning to shake violently due to the spanking that she received from Johnny that was indeed intentional. Buster and Babs, along with Hamton, came by to help Fifi and get her out of the facility before more damage can take place. But, even so, Montana Max and Plucky Duck immediately came into the scene and blocked the three near their paths. Montana, waiting to do his part of the abuse, said to the three:

"Hehehe. Well, well, well, it's about time we managed to see the other three pieces of pathetic swine shit into this circle so we can get a piece of your faces being smacked silly by our dirty fists. But, trying to stop Johnny from spanking Fifi's whoring ass...too little, too late, I presumed."

"TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE, MY FUCKING ASS!" angrily said Buster as he was ready to take a shot at Montana Max, but Montana ordered Plucky in and got him kicking Buster's nuts, causing the blue bunny to clutch his nuts in terrible pain and down to his knees.

"Mommy!" said Buster, cringing in pain. Plucky then responded:

"Momma's not going to save you in this controversy, ya whop basher!"

Plucky then twisted Buster's ears all the way, and when released, he made Buster fly uncontrollably like a helicopter, causing him to smash through the hanging LED white lights before smacking hard on Wild E. Coyote's face pon blanc. Both the professor and Buster were knocked out senselessly. Babs, angry that Plucky atrociously humiliated her boyfriend, said this:

"Why you...I'LL SHOW YOU A LITTLE HUMILIATION!"

But Babs was not quick enough to escape Plucky's second round of humilation. Babs was tripped by Plucky Duck's feet, causing her to fall flat to her face, but not only that, her purple skirt was lifted from the fall, causing her to show her bare bottom and pom-tail. The crowd was in total shock that Babs got humiliated but were not aware that Babs was not a panty-wearer, but never called her a slut. Superintendent Bugs Bunny immediately commented:

"Son of a bitch! Babs should've not got humiliated if it weren't for her wearing anything under her dress! Shit, I've got to go help her!"

"Monsieur Bunny," said Pepé in panic. "Never go into the fight! You should be not humiliated by those enfants!"

"But my famed students are being humiliated!" shouted Bugs in panic. "I need to get Babs out of there in a hurry!"

From there, many of the students were in panic mode that the two bullies, Plucky and Montana, were gaining the upper hand to humiliate the two star pupils for graduation, and by the looks of it, with the students not getting involved in helping Fifi La Fume, no one will ever forget the day that they regretted not helping Fifi get out of this mess. But, for Hamton, fed up with Plucky's humiliation, and with Montana siding with Perfecto Prep's brotherhood, finally stepped in and gave cover for Fifi La Fume while going face-to-face with the two bullies, putting himself at risk for the sake of his friends. Fifi, stunned that her ex-boyfriend has decided to protect her to risk his own ass, told Hamton this:

"Monsieur Ham Ham. Please, luv, you don't have to do this for me. Make tracks and get out of here before you get humiliated!"

"No, Fifi," said Hamton in response. "I won't back off. I don't want this suffering to happen, not by a long shot. I'm doing this for the sake of you, the students, the staff, Buster and Babs...and for my redemption."

"Re...," said Fifi but couldn't spit it out.

"Oh, ho," said Plucky while stepping forward. "Might I say, it's about damn time that this piece of swine shit has finally came into the fray to protect his ex-little slut that never got a chance to get laid, huh? Boy, how pathetic you can get, Hammy, my boy?"

"Don't "Hammy, my boy" me, Plucky Duck," said Hamton very angrily. "Better yet, you pathetic excuse of a prick!"

Hearing such an insulting word has caused Plucky to turn attention very quickly, which made Porky jump in shock that Hamton ended up cursing for the first time. Hamton then continued:

"After all these years that I had to put up with your nefarious schemes and your insults to me and my best friends, I quickly second-guessed myself to why I became friends with a person who never gave a damn about his education, but only gave a damn about his insults, the money, the humiliation, and going out with older women that had no brains and were loose cannons! I put up with your crap through the years, and now I had enough! Give me one good reason I don't have to kick your ass?"

"He doesn't need a reason, you piece of shit!" shouted Montana Max. "He'll give you a good reason to get you to go bat-shit crazy!"

"What makes you think of that?" said Hamton, but then, came the coup d'grace. Plucky said:

"With you and that purple skunk whore you called Fifi, I would've loved to see that day to videotape the two of you fucking your brains out and sell it to you for money, but you've broke it off due to your so-called higher calling. If I were you, it's time to take a hike out of here, you kike!"

The students were in immediate shock that Plucky has finally got the guts to call Hamton that vehement "k" word, which also stunned the faculty as well. Suddenly, with full of redness of anger flowing inside Hamton's body, steam coming out of his ears, and his eyes blasting in crimson red, Hamton finally went through the razor's edge as he blew a major gasket. Hamton, with his might, grabbed Montana by his hair length and shouted loudly:

"SUPER POWER TORNADO SPIN!"

He then spun Montana Max using his hair to perform a tornado spin, causing Montana to scream out a bunch of expletives, knowing that he has finally caught himself into a fight with Hamton. But, it was not over yet. After getting Montana very dizzy from the tornado spin, Hamton grabbed him by his feet, making Montana say:

"Wait, Hamton. I can explain everything!"

"Explain nothing!" said Hamton. "MEGA WRATH EARTHQUAKE POWER SLAM!"

"Ah, man, this is going to suck!" said Montana as he then gets slammed by the angry Hamton hard onto the tile floor, with each slam causing a huge dent on the floor. No one was cheering on for Hamton because of him getting completely angry at that offensive word that Plucky blurred out. Finally, after giving Montana the worst beating in his life, Hamton decided to toss Montana way up in the air, and with his might, jumped up to the air and said this for his final attack:

"ULTIMATE FIRE RAGING DEADLY MISERY DESTRUCTION PILEDRIVER!"

Suddenly, Hamton grabbed Montana in the air, flipped him over to a form of a Tombstone Piledriver, but then, with his fiery rage in his mind after being called that "k" word, Hamton started twirling violently, hoping to devastate the Brotherhood of Deceit with Montana out of the fray.

"That brother's crazy!" said Mary Melody in concern. "I've heard many attacks a la Dragon Ball Z, but this had gone too much! Everyone, hit the deck!"

All the students immediately dispersed to find cover, but Fifi was still in shock, couldn't even try to move after being confronted by Johnny Pew. Pepé, fearing that the piledriver attack might fling Fifi up to the air, shouted:

"FIFI! TAKE FOR COVER!"

He then grabbed Fifi and went down to cover her from the attack. And then...

"AHHH, SHITTT!" shouted Montana Max as he ended up getting driven down on the tile floor on hard impact, causing the impact to fling both Fifi and Pepé all the way towards the Schlesinger Theater's entrance way. Everyone who dispersed were not affected, but the hallway is. Montana, on the other hand, once again was flung in the air after getting Pile-driven to the floor, but then...

"TIME FOR YOU TO FUCK OFF, MONTANA!' shouted Hamton. "MEGA UPPERCUT!"

Hamton placed the coup d'grace and fiercely punched Montana in the face, causing Montana to finally be sent out of Acme Looniversity in disgrace. Montana shouted:

"YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS ROUND, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! BUT THE BROTHERHOOD WILL SURVIVE!"

Soon, Montana was nowhere to be found, same like Johnny Pew, all around the skies. Hamton, with his anger now dissipating after winning his round against Montana, decided that it would be best for him to run to the Main Office to keep him safe from being called that word again. However, Plucky blocked Hamton's path and said:

"Going somewhere, you pathetic excuse of a goody-two-shoe hog? Oh, yeah, now we're talking. You and me, face to face, hand to hand, man to man, insult to insult. You may have sent Johnny Pew and Montana Max straight up to the skies, but you have yet to rid this great brother of Perfecto Prep's greatest fraternal order to rid you scumbags of the past and make you lose your comedy credentials with misery. (Writing down the remaining two letters of the "k" word) and now, Hammy, my boy, I'm going to make sure you go bat-shit crazy one more time by showing you the word I spouted out against you, and hopefully, your family will soon bear the word that is an insult to your heritage. So, Hammy, my boy, good luck trying to stop us from ridding your award and that purple sku... (His paper gets taken away by Shirley's psychosis method) what the...? Hey, whose idea is it to take my card away! (Gets slapped by the card) no fair, bitch! Stop playing mind games with me and give me back my card!"

Plucky had a bad feeling that this is the work of his ex-girlfriend that he treated like trash, and this time, he's about to get trashed. Shirley MacLoon took it into her own hands by continuously slapping Plucky with that placard, but also used her psychotic powers to psychotically give Plucky an ass-kicking. For Plucky, it seems to him that he has finally caught himself into the middle of everyone's rage against the "failed" student, as opposed of him being the "smart" student at Perfecto Prep. With no hesitation, Shirley finally grabbed Plucky's beak using her powers, and with insult to injury, Shirley immediately plucked out Plucky's beak, and in vain of what happened with Daffy Duck, she shoved his beak in his ass, causing Plucky to completely go haywire, spouting a ton of expletives that was inaudible since he cannot talk well without his beak. Foghorn, getting his chance, finally grabbed Plucky from his neck and took him to the men's restroom and had this to said:

"You son of a, I say, you son of a pathetic bitch. I finally get to have, I say, I finally get a chance to do this to you after encountering half of my damn life seeing you cheat your way to this facility. As I said before, I'll say it again, you're nothing but a liar, a cheater, an insulter, but more importantly, a living piece of foul excrement of a mallard! (Shoves him into the toilet) I hope you have your trip to the sewer plant, Plucky, because that's Hell on Earth, and it's where you're going for the rest of your remainders! I'll be, I say, I'll be proud of myself to not see your cheating face again!"

Foghorn immediately jiggled the handle and sent Plucky Duck down the toilet and to the sewer line, knowing for sure that this was the official expulsion of Plucky Duck from Acme Looniversity and the end of his reign of cheating for sure. With an act of defiance of his honorable code in the faculty, he shouted:

"I was hoping, I say, I hope you live a life of being a nothing and a heretic in your studies. It's more worse than you marrying your distant cousin!"

After saying the degrading remark against Plucky while the toilet was still flushing, the toilet ended up shooting sludge right towards Foghorn's face, thus causing Foghorn to go silent without a hitch. Minutes after the aftermath of Hamton's destructive battle against Montana Max and Johnny Pew, all students had no other choice but to leave the Looniversity because of safety precautions, but for the faculty, they felt that they needed to take a risk over getting the Warner Award by stepping in and getting rid of the Brotherhood of Deceit...if so.

"Buster!" shouted Babs as she came forward to untwist his ears and help him up. "Buster, babe, are you going to be all right?"

"Until we get out of the Looniversity, NO I AM NOT ALL RIGHT!" shouted Buster angrily, but then said this:

"After all of these years in this facility, I would never suspect something to be so damn horrible! Two students, both part of Perfecto Prep, before then in secrecy, now with the brotherhood, Johnny spanking Fifi La Fume as revenge, then with us almost getting dunked 69-style into a toilet full of shit, and with Hamton going beserk, a la Dragonball Z? I felt that we repossessed our chances at the award because of Fifi La Fume getting spanked by that sick bastard! Man, what more problems are we going to face?"

"(Vayate al c-g!)" wrote Wild E. Coyote in Spanish, translated to "Go Fuck Yourself!," despite the fact he wrote that down to point over towards the brotherhood, but was too late. Buster then said to Babs:

"Listen, Babs, my apologies for yelling at you in a fit of rage, but now, we got a serious issue now that we have to take care of."

"You mean Fifi La Fume?" said Babs. Buster replied:

"Yes, Fifi. Fifi is going to end up worse after getting spanked by Johnny if we don't find a way to protect her from harm's way. Hopefully she might be thinking about talking to Hepzibah if she gets a chance to get invited to talk to her. I'm starting to get very worried about her."

While the conversation was happening, at the Schlesinger Theater, Fifi and Pepé were at the bottom area of the theater after rolling down five rows of the middle balcony before crashing down to the bottom. Whatever the case is, the crash must've knocked Pepé senseless, but it didn't last long though. Fifi, on the other hand, was in for a rude surprise. When she shook the cobwebs out of her head and opened her eyes, she saw herself sitting on Pepé Le Pew, who was knocked out from the crash down, but in total shock because of one reason. She was sitting down on Pepé's lap, causing herself to be utterly embarrassed. With her eyes shedding tears, her face and body reddened by her embarrassment, fearing that some people are watching her "rocking" Pepé Le Pew, pun intended. Soon, just as Pepé was about to finally wake up, Fifi fled the scene and exited the theater, crying her heart out from embarrassment and from the harassment she received at the hands of Johnny Pew. Buster and Babs noticed Fifi leaving the Looniversity in tears, making the bunnies worrisome tenfold. It looked to me that trying to rid what the Brotherhood of Deceit calls it the "scourge" of Acme Looniversity is now in the works. Foghorn, after getting out of the bathroom, poked Pete Puma on the elbows, causing the custodian to turn around and said:

"Mother of petals. Professor Foghorn, what happened to you?"

Foghorn simply just said this:

"Shit."

He then pointed to Pete to go outside, which Pete knew that he wanted his face washed from the excrement that was spewed out of the toilet after flushing Plucky down in his fit of vengeance.

[One hour later...]

One hour had passed, and unfortunately, the presentation for the Warner Award for Acme Looniversity was at a standstill because of many factors that happened in just one day. The infiltration by the Brotherhood of Deceit, the mysterious puddle near the Ladies' Restroom, the gym flooded with excrement after a thwarted attempt to send Buster and Babs into a toilet full of shit, Fifi being abused by being spanked by Johnny Pew, and then, Hamton's fit of rage after being called the "k" word which sparked him to beat the living crud out of Montana Max and sending him out of Acme Looniversity, causing chaos inside the hall. However, the standstill was a result of both Johnny and Montana crashing down on representatives of the Warner Award, causing the prestigious award to quickly get into the wrong hands. Despite the setbacks, it looked to me that Perfecto Prep may have won the battle for the frist time since Acme Looniversity shut them down due to their cheating ways. And with this mass chaos of misery, deceit, and propaganda running into the fray, Acme Looniversity is now on damage control. Meanwhile...

[7 Cherrywood Avenue / During the rainstorm / 6:00pm]

During the rainstorm at the home located at 7 Cherrywood Avenue, with the electricity being blown out by the lightning strike, inside where one person, who received a letter from Fifi La Fume, opened the letter and read the contents while having the lit candle produce light to the letter. But, then, after reading the letter, her arms were shaking tremendously with the letter in hand as this person immediately said this:

"Fifi. Fifi La Fume? For when did this world had another skunk of being female? And her tackling a subject most subjective to love connecting to a MERA of Acme Looniversity? Poor soul of her. Mais alors, it is possible to come help her, but who she is this skunk?"

[Black Scene] +

- AUTHOR'S NOTE -

- The offensive word that was spewed against Hamton Pig was not for the intention to degrade a person or anyone of Jewish Heritage. This is solely for the purpose of storytelling in the event of trying to bully someone to the point where they don't want to do it, thus initiating the word. There are other offensive words that are rewritten as slang, such as CarPop (Cartoon Popper), Pike (slang for failing student Plucky Duck), etc.

- Miss Mam'selle Hepzibah being mentioned will have her debut in the next chapter, and if you saw the little info I gave, she was the former love interest to Pogo to pursue a movie career. In the special series on TV back in 1969, her face had a likeness of the former lover of the creator of the Pogo Comic Strips, and voiced by June Foray. This story will have her a little more youth in her, but still a very proper Cajun skunk but flirty. (Disclaimer in the finale)