Here's another addition to our story! Straight from the movie on House on Haunted Hill! The most recent one anyway.
Mr. A: Today class, we are going on a field trip…
Cathy: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You never even gave us a permission slip, let alone gave us warning. If I had known ahead of time I would of brought my survival kit which would include snicker doodles, a shovel and a couple of flood lights.
Sora: FIELD TRIP!!!!!!!! (He runs out of the room and can be seen racing to the nearest bus)
Cathy: Poor, little naïve child…
Kairi (Who replaced Mindy after she disappeared when commenting at the width of Ansem's mega man hips.) So where is this field trip taking place at?
Mr. A: Well….
The next thing the class knows they have arrived to a large abandoned mental asylum.
Cathy: How typical, ditching us at a mental hospital, looks like someone can't handle the stress of dealing with us poor idiot children
Jan: Hey! I've seen this in a movie! (baseball bat hovers over her head) No!!! Not the bat!
Mr. A: I inherited this estate from my great….
Cloud: Son of a…… We're all out of BEER!!!! (Cloud's echoing cry is heard throughout the empty asylum)
Jan: You're what, your great grandfather or something? But that means…
Cathy: Someone actually gave birth to you? Damn!
Jan: Sicko!
Sora: lets go on an ADVENTURE!!!!! Come on Riku, it'll be fuuuuun!!!!
Twenty minutes later…
Kairi: There still not back.
Jan: Hey, where'd the teacher go?
Cathy: Oh hell no. Alright girls, and Cloud, we better go find them. Jan, get my shovel.
So the four companions set out to find there missing friends through the twisting corridors of the abandoned insane asylum.
Jan: It's getting dark! Quick, everyone use the buddy system and hold hands! Cloud, why is your hand shaking so badly?
Cathy: He's been sober for almost an hour.
All of a sudden, a girly scream comes from within the cold walls of the building.
Unknown scream:WAAHHH AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kairi: Sounds like Sora. We better hurry.
Jan: I think I see the little wee man! (Jan runs for the image resembling Sora)
Cathy: Wait! Didn't you say that you saw the movie? It's a ghost! Don't break the buddy system!
Jan disappears in the darkness.
Cloud: Yeah, and in the movie I distinctly remember seeing a bar! And BEER!
Jan: Hey, wait up!
The fake Sora is giggling in a creepy manner. Jan continues to follow the ghost, only to come to a sliding halt on red liquid. The room is large and empty, with only a small shimmer of light from above. Sora stands in the center, his eyes gleaming in the dark.
Jan: Um, is this blood? Sora, what are you doing?
Sora's head twitches uncontrollably.
Jan: I don't like this game anymore….
Riku, seeing his precious juice box squished under Jan's shoes, breaks out into a fit of rage and slams the end of his baseball bat into the head of the Sora-ghost. He continues to hit the ghost until the real Sora walks in…with Mr. A… and his hand is on his shoulder.
Sora: Hey guys!
Riku: Oh, how did you get over there? (Wipes the mangled ghost's blood off of his face.)
Jan: NOOO!
Jan then grabs Sora and Riku by their gel encrusted hair and makes a run for it. Meanwhile, Cathy, Kairi and Cloud make their way past the darkness. Will they find their buddies? Why has Mr. A brought them to this horrible place?
Please Review! If you do, it will make the madness end! Maybe….
