Part two!
Disclaimer: If owned Fringe...there'd be so much more Lincoln.
1. That hair! Are you, like, forty? No? Oh, you must be incredibly boring then. Awesome. Other Lincoln looks like an accountant.
Note to Self: See about getting him some decent hair products. I don't like him much…but as Lincolns, we need to have standards.
2. Ties. Enough said.
3. Glasses. Do they not have contacts over there? Or perhaps less hideous glasses?
4. Wait…does Olivia like his glasses? Maybe she's into that whole "sexy geek" vibe…This is a line of inquiry worth following.
Note to Self: Wear glasses around Liv. If she makes fun of them, say it was a joke. If she doesn't make fun of them…nah. She'll make fun of them.
5. What's up with him and his Olivia? He seems very concerned with the state of affairs between me and Liv.
Note to Self: Set up surveillance on the Other Side. Find out if their Olivia and Lincoln are together. If they are, go to the store ASAP and buy nerd glasses and ties.
6. Hold up, some jerk in the apartment next to mine has the TV on too loud. Better go arrest him.
7. ….And we're back! Where was I? Oh yeah, he's way out of the loop. He found out the Fringe Division, like, a week ago.
8. He's kind of a wuss, just as a general first impression.
9. Also, a stupid wuss, letting that guard report my show-me stolen.
10. I locked him in a closet, just to go along with the wuss thing. It's less a difference and more a point of personal pride.
Note to Self: Get my handcuffs from the closet. I might need them.
11. No scars. I looked and I couldn't see any scars. Either he was never almost fried to death or the surgeons on the Other Side are damn miracle workers. I suspect the former.
12. His relationship with Olivia seems…odd. I don't know how to describe it. They're both very awkward around each other. I can't think of anything more natural than talking to Liv. They're like two thirteen-year-olds on a first date.
13. Then again, their Olivia is kind of cold and paranoid. It must be annoying to hang around her and that straight-up crazy Bishop guy they have over there. Still, I did enjoy the blonde hair.
Note to Self: Find a non-creepy way to ask Liv if she still has that blonde wig. If she does, find a non-creepy way to get her to wear it. Or to borrow it. Either will do.
14. Now I'm thinking about Liv again. This is getting distracting. Maybe I should go arrest somebody else…
15. Nah. One arrest per night is a pretty good standard. I should call Liv…ask about that wig and her opinion on nerd glasses.
16. Or I could go try and kill some shape shifters. It's four in the morning. There are bound to be a few of 'em out on the streets. Or they could and probably would be random civilians. Scratch the shapeshifter hunting. I'll just arrest someone for loitering.
A/N: So, there's that. Review and all that good stuff. :)