...:::Naruto Akashiya:::...
Chapter: One
The Beginning
Moan...
Gasp!
Hiss...!
"Ah~! Minato-kun!" A feminine voice groused out threw clenched teeth as she allowed her lover deeper access to her southern regions making her gasp in pleasure as he slid in and out of her with his impressive sized tool.
'Ah~ Kami-sama how I love this women so!' Were the thoughts of a certain blonde haired Hokage in training.
He allowed himself the time to inspect his beautiful wife, who was currently moaning and gasping beneath his lean and muscular body.
Pale light skin color...
Beautiful black diamond colored eyes...
A long and lean body with a very impressive rack...
And gorgeously midnight, black silky hair cascading down her withering and sweaty person.
Minato had to stop his train of thought as he felt his wife's inner walls tightening around his 'Special Kunai' as she called it.
With one final thrust, and a bloody mind blowing orgasm later, there love making was over for the night.
Minato pulled his wife to his chest in a nice warm hug as he stroked her hair. His life really couldn't be any better. He was young and married to a beautiful women who he had a crush on ever since the academy days, mind you she was in three classes ahead of him seeing as thou she was older then him.
He was the soon to be named Yondaime, the fourth Hokage! It was always his dream to become Hokage...
"Minato-kun...I love you so much" His wife cooed to him as he looked down at his chest to see his wife's black colored eyes look straight in his and all he could see was adoration and love and a little bit of...Fear?
"Mina-kun, I have something to tell you...But please don't be angry with me!" She told him as she looked at him in fear of rejection. Minato just stared at her with his ocean blue eyes before giving her a subtle nod to continue.
"I-i...I'm pregnant Minato..." She declared tears forming within the edges of her eyes. She truly feared his rejection, he meant everything to her, he was her life her guidance...
Minato's blood froze at those words... She was pregnant? That was GREAT! News! He was going to have a child! But...He was going to have a child meaning that the life of his wife and child were going to be in danger because of his S-Rank reputation in the bingo book. If any of his enemy's such as Iwa caught wind of this then...No he couldn't allow his wife to be in danger or is baby.
"That's great news! It truly is, I mean imagine us parents with our little toddler running around!" Minato said as he watched as the fear from his wife's eyes was replaced with immense happiness.
"Do...do you mean that Minato-kun?" She hesitantly asked, she wanted to make sure this wasn't a dream.
"Of course I do...But I, no we, will have to do something to make sure that the people who want my blood on there hands do not catch wind of this news meaning don't tell anyone okay?" Minato nicely asked her hoping she saw the reality of the situation his wife looked a little put out with that news but she accepted his reasoning, she really was a hopeless romantic Minato thought to himself allowing a chuckle escape his lips.
"What should we call he or she if its a boy or girl?" His wife asked.
"How about we name him or her the day we see him/her to really give the baby a name that will suite it" Minato answered as he continued to stroke his wife's hair...Life really couldn't get better then this...
"I love you Minato...I love you so much!" His wife announced as she pulled his head down with her delicately soft fingers and pressed her soft pale lips to his.
"And I love you...Mikoto-chan..." Minato announced back to his wife newly named Mikoto.
"You will have to go back to the Uchiha clan house once you start showing obvious sighs of pregnancy and I will leave a clone with you to make sure nothing can go wrong while I do my daily Jonin life" Minato declared looking down firmly at his wife who looked like she was about to decline.
Mikoto looking at her husbands hard gaze suddenly found it futile to go against him in an argument...He was known for his stubbornness once he had his mind set on something...
"Well lets get to sleep ne? Its quite late and we have got to wake up early tomorrow" Minato asked and he instantly received a nod of agreement from Mikoto.
She snuggled herself closer to her Minato-kun and allowed herself to think of a possible name for there first child. She was defiantly having more then one! She could be stubborn when she wanted too.
'Ikko, no...Sasame...no Tailee...no...Itachi...It sounds nice...' Mikoto thought to herself deciding that she would think more about it in the morning...Itachi Uchiha Namikaze had a nice ring to it...
…:::OoOoO:::...
Oblivious to the two lovers, a pair of Red jewelled eyes watched the whole interaction even hearing there conversation with there inhuman hearing...
It was only a matter of time...And time was on his side...
Yup so as you can see this is the reason why this Fanfic is rated 'M' for Mature
(Yet I Say This And I Only Recently Hit 15 Years Old :p)
And there is a Whole~ Lot more to come! But not like in every single second! :P
Please Review its all I ask in return! Reviews make me super mega happy!
Oh and check this joke out i'm sure some of you have heard or read it before but it still always makes me crack up!
-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
-There is a great need for sarcasm font.
-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.
-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
- A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
- LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
- Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
-Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
-I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories
-Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
- Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
-If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....
-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
-There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
-When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
-Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
-It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
Just thought I should share it with you guys its like twice as long as my chapter but its SOOOOO Funny! I still cant stop laughing over it xD
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