Alone with a bottle of Jin

by slutzama

Ragna feels lonely and horny in his cold room. After drinking a bit, he decides to hire a prostitute to keep him company. But something about this woman is quite suspicious... This is a bad!crack!fic in case you hadn't figured it out. Jin/Ragna.

2. OPTION A

Ragna frowned as he felt something hard rub against his manhood, and that did it. Something was really wrong about this whole situation. He pushed the woman's hands away and reached for her mask, ripping it off in a swift motion. She seemed shocked for a moment, but her face went smug in a matter of seconds. His doubts confirmed, Ragna pulled on the hair as well. "I knew it... you're not a prostitute! You're not even a girl! W-what the heck! GET OUT JIN!"

"But nii-san! This is so much fun, why stop now?" Ragna looked at the Major with a horrified look on his face. Not only was his little brother currently straddling him while wearing high-heels, booty shorts and a frilly top, but he now knew that Ragna had requested some... 'special service'. "And anyways, you want this, right? All alone in this room... I see you've been drinking as well! Aaah, I didn't know nii-san was so lonely... You know I'm here to help you with that..."

Ragna pushed Jin off, making him stumble to the floor. "That is so cruel... brother." Ragna scoffed and looked away, reaching for his discarded shirt. He wasn't going to look at Jin right now, who was sitting on the floor with his legs spread wide. "Yeah, you think? Well I think you're disgusting and a sick bastard and should get out. NOW."

Jin started crying and got back on his feet. He wiped a tear away as he picked up his belongings, and Ragna wondered if he had been too harsh. "If that's how you feel nii-san, I can't do anything about it. I just... (sniff) wanted to... (sob) make you feel better. But I guess I'll (sniff) leave now."

"Alright, alright. It's okay. Just... stop the freakin tears will you?" Ragna was fully clothed again as he reached for Jin's arm, who was about to leave. "I guess we can... talk? Or something. But don't pull some scary crap like that again."

"Oh, nii-san, I'm so happy! I finally get to... I get to dress up for you again!" Jin turned around once more, tears dissipated and a wide smile across his face, and started looking for more outfits in his handbag. Ragna brought his palm to his face, clearly aggravated by the whole situation. The next few hours will be burned in Ragna's mind forever, as he witnessed the young man putting on all sort of outfits and parading around the room with them.

ONE OF THE MANY POSSIBILITIES... OF THE CONTINUUM SHIFT.