AN:Another chapter and thank you for the review! I hope you like this chapter! Please review and let me know what you think!

Warning: Rated for Violence and swearing

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Chapter One: Until one day when the Ninja became a family

It had been an hour later and Tsunade had Shizune take Itachi some toys and now was sitting down in her office with all the Genin except one who was five minutes late. Kakashi came into the room putting his perverted book away and gave Tsunade an apologetic look. "I am sorry for being late, I got lost on the road of life."

"Just shut the chit chat and sit down." Tsunade snapped in aggrivation. "Now I have all called you here to discuss the situation with Itachi Uchiha. Getting information on the akatsuki is going to prove a little difficult."

"I didn't think he'd crack so easily," Gai said with a nod of his head and then looked thoughtful. "Why don't we send him to Ibiki, I'm sure he could get Itachi to crack under the pressure."

"Nonsense," Tsunade said and as she excpected all of the Genin looked up at her in surprise. "We couldn't do that to Itachi the way he is now it would destroy him and he'd close up from everyone,"

"That guy murdered his clan," Gai snapped interupting the Hokage. "He is the reason why Sasuke took off to train with Orochimaru, he is the reason there is no more Uchiha's and let's not forget how he tried to take Naruto and stalled us when we were trying to save the Kazekage, I say we let Ibiki get at him, I think..."

Whatever he thought he wasn't able to finish as Tsunade had slammed her hand on the desk cracking the wood. "ENOUGH, now shut up and let me explain," she glared at Gai until he sat back down look more confused then ever. "As you know Itachi has severed some major injuries some being to his brain. That is why Yamanaka is here. Yamanaka we'll you explain."

Mr. Yamanaka stood up. "Well you see, Itachi's mind is no longer the way it used to be. Oh the information we need is there all right but it is locked up tight and there is no way to get into it. All the information from five years and onward is locked up as well. He believes he is for years old and force we'll only tramatize him more. Now you'll forgive me if I have to leave..."

"Yes you are excused." Tsunade replied with a wave of her hand.

"I see," Asuma stated. "Well then that does make a difference. But how are you going to get the information out of him."

"I'm getting there if you will all shut up and listen." Tsunade snapped again, this hadn't been a good week for her she sighed feeling guilty for being so snappy. "I'm sorry guys I've been under a lot of pressure lately. Now what gains a childs' trust more than a loving family? Well that is what we are going to do. One of you will take him in and 'adopt' him to gain his trust..."

"I can't do it I have training!" Gai stated. "Asuma can't and..."

He shut up when Tsunade gave him a warning glare. "I said let me finish. That person is you Kakashi, you will be his papa and Sai, Naruto, and Sakura we'll be your children. Ino will be your wife..."

Kakashi felt his mouth drop. "Isn't she a little young? Why her?"

"Well your not really going to sleep with her are you?" Tsunade asked innocently. "And to answer your other question I would think that it would be obvious. Ino will be able to keep on eye on his mental status with her technique."

"Um, Tsunade..." Kakashi racked his brain for reasons that he could not take on this task. He never wanted a wife and children and he sure didn't want to be forced into it, even if it was pretend. "My house isn't big enough and how are you going to prevent the townsfolk from talking. And what about you?"

"Shizune informed the townspeople and they now there is a law now preventing them from telling Itachi what he did. For now all he is is a four year old boy." Tsunade replied. "I will be his grandma and your mom...and as for your house you are being relocated. The ANBU is moving all your stuff into a new house, it is a nice two story six bedroom house so therefore you have plenty of room. But you and Ino do have to share a room and a bed. I'll expect you to be on your best behavior."

"Understood," Kakashi stated with his head hanging low. there was no way out of this horrid mess. He wondered if there would be anyone at all happy with this arrangement. "Can I go now?"

"Yes, You will have to pick up Ino and help her move to your new house. She already knows the location."

"Man this is so awesome!" Naruto said shoving ramen in his mouth he was happy. "I get to call Tsunade, Grandma and she can't get mad at me! But I have to be Sais brother and why does Sai get to be my nii-san?"

"I'm a few months older then you." Sai stated with that fake smile of this. "I am glad for this mission. I was getting bored and this should be interesting."

"For you." Naruto scowled. "I should still get to be your nii-san. How does Tsunade expect this to work."

Sakura rubbed her temples getting a headache. "Tsunade knows what she is doing. We will just have to trust her. Now hurry up and eat Naruto we have to move or things to our new home."

Meanwhile Kakashi was at Ino's while Ino was packing, Yamanake was suspicious the instant he saw him. "So exactly where are you taking my daughter."

"To his house Daddy," Ino came down with a backpack over her shoulders and two bags in her left hand. "After all we are married now."

Ino almost snickered as Yamanaka's eyes grew wide and then narrowed with anger. Kakashi frowned knowing that Ino's dad obviously didn't get the memo. "Now calm down I can explain."

Yamanaka was to blinded with rage to hear him right now. "Explain? EXPLAIN HOW YOU MARRIED A GIRL THIS YOUNG YOU TWISTED MAN, I AM GOING TO TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE!"

Before another word could be said Yamanaka chased the Genin down the street throwing kunai's at him. Mrs. Yamanaka chuckled looking at her daughter in what she hoped would be a stern look. "You better leave your things here for the time being and call off your father. It wasn't very funny."

"Really, because you are laughing." Ino stated putting her stuff down. "But I think your right Kakashi suffered enough." she took off and got in front of her father. "ITS A MISSION."

Mr. Yamanaka stopped and turned around "Explain." He had his arms folded why Ino told him the whole situation with Itachi and the hokage's plan. Yamanaka did not look pleased and grabbed Kakashi by the neck of his shirt and pulled him close with a threatening glare. "It's a mission from the Hokage so fine, but I'm warning you...if you touch her I can guarantee you won't be able to touch anyone else again are we clear?"

"Yes..." Kakashi said as Mr. Yamanaka glared at him and took off. Kakashi turned to give a glare at Ino who was laughing so hard she was grabbing her sides. "That wasn't funny."

"I thought it was." Ino said with a sly smirk. "Well come on dear you have to help me move so we can welcome our new son."

By noon time Sai, Sakura and Naruto were headed to the hospital to pick up Itachi, they were sure that Tsunade would be there. "God this is going to be weird." Naruto remarked as they stepped into the room Itachi was in. Itachi was playing with two toy ninja's, he looked up and Naruto his eyes no longer red with the sharingan but the onyx that reminded Naruto of Sasuke it boiled Naruto up that the reason why Sasuke was gone was because of this man who couldn't even remember. "Dammit."

Itachi looked up to see the blonde take off and had a confused look on his face, the blonde had looked so mad at him, he looked over at the other two teens who had entered the room. "Why does he hate me?"

"He doesn't hate you," Sai said with another fake smile. "He's just really shy and was frusterated that he didn't know what to say."

Sakura was angry as well but she couldn't show it and it wasn't as if she could blame Itachi as he was now. He really did look childlike, which was odd because he was a tall 25 year old killer. She forced a smile on her face. "We're really happy to have an adopted brother." she held out her hand to him while Sai picked up his toys putting them into a bag. "We're so happy that we have your room already for you. Ma and Pa are busy cooking supper and getting ready so they sent us along to pick you up."

Itachi nodded and took her hand giving her a shy smile. "Are they nice?" he asked as they started walking to their new home. "I'm kinda scared to meet them."

"Their really nice, except Kak-Pa is always late and Ma is not a good cook at all." Sakura replied wanting for some reason to ease his fears. It wasn't working as Itachi kept looking worriedly over at Naruto who was walking next to Sai with his arms folded and a rude look on his face. He was always the one to hold a grudge but they did have a mission to concentrate on. "Don't worry about Naruto, he'll warm up to you."

"Yes of course he will." Sai smiled again, Naruto muttered something that sounded like 'when hell freezes over' but luckily Itachi seemed not to hear it. "Changes takes time for everyone to adjust but we will and we'll be a happy family.

Ino frowned as she sat down at the table opening the newspaper and looking over at Kakashi who was cooking fried rice and steamed vegetables with sweet and sour chicken. "This is going to be so weird."

"You're not the only one here, I don't know what lady Tsunade is thinking I just hope her plan works."

Ino nodded turning a page in her newspaper. "Well I think it is rude expecting me to be a mom at this young of an age."

"Hi Ma I'm home!" Sakura yelled cheerfully turning to smile at Itachi. "Our mom looks really good for her age."

Ino glared at Sakura, she should have known billboard brow would try to upset her. she chose to ignore that comment after all she was now the 'mom' which meant she had authority over Sakura, she smiled at Itachi. "I'm Ino Ya-Hatake, it is so nice to meat you."

"Hi Ino-Mama, um...are you sure you don't mind being my parents?" Itachi looked down on the ground. "Somebody killed mine."

"Of course not," Kakashi stated while stiring the rice. "We are happy to have you here. Now why don't you go and wash your hands for dinner all of you. Naruto show him where the bathroom is, Sakura when your done washing your hands can you help Ino, your mom set the table."

"Sure," Sakura said with a scowl and turned to head to the bathroom upstairs. She hated the fact that Ino was acting as her mother but as such there was nothing that she could do. The dinner on the other hand was splendid, who knew their sensei could cook. She saw Itachi watching Kakashi very closely he blinked and the food was gone, Itachi looked puzzled. "What's wrong?"

"How did you eat so fast with that mask on your face?" Itachi asked. "Why don't you show your face Kakashi-papa."

Naruto laughed. "Don't worry kiddo, no one has seen K-Pa's face not even us. I think Ma has seen his face haven't you?"

Ino chuckled and decided to make up an answer. "My husband is really shy. Besides I don't want his mask off, other women might try to snag him up." Kakashi coughed and looked away bashfully. Ino almost laughed in reality she just thought of what her mom might say in this situation. "Now eat your supper so that you can have desert."

Itachi's eyes lit up he loved sweets. "What are we going to have for desert?"

"I have ice cream." Kakashi stated. "But you all have to finish eating before you get your desert."

After supper they all got dressed for bed. Ino and Kakashi however were a bit uncomfortable with the sleeping arrangements. They had to share a bed! Needless to say it took both of them a while to get to sleep. At one in the morning they both were jolted awake by Itachi's screams. "Well you better take care of your son." Ino stated rolling back over and drifting back to sleep. Kakashi sighed getting up and walking to Itachi's room. He was wide awake now and gripping the blankets looking up at Kakashi. "I had a nightmare."

Kakashi nodded sitting down next to Itachi on the bed. "So tell me Itachi what was the nightmare about?"

"It was real dark and there was a man with red eyes he was all covered in blood and in our house. He was standing over my parents. He killed them!" Itachi said tears running down his eyes. "I wish I knew who he was. I'd kick him." He hugged Itachi then and buried his face in the older mans chest sobbing his eyes out. "Why didn't anyone save them?"

Kakashi patted Itachi on the head. "It's okay..It was just a dream, would you like some cookies and milk?"

"No I am not pleased." The leader of the Akatsuki spoke in anger. "You were supposed to dispose of him and you didn't dispose of Itachi." he turned to Kisame. "Since you were his partner I want you to track him down and you can dispose of him."

It was dark and Sasuke lay on his back staring at the stars that were twinkling brightly in the sky. He was exhausted from training so much but was elated that he was getting much stronger; he was stagnent in Konoha his training going no where but now he was certain that in a few more weeks he'd be strong enough to kill his brother.

"I'm back and I've brought interesting news." Kabuto said looking at Sasuke with a smirk.

Sasuke sat up and grabbed a tomotoe out of his pocket eyeing Kabuto lazily. "Oh and do tell me what is so interesting?"

"It has to do with your brother," Kabuto said with a snicker. "It apears he is no longer in the Akatsuki, in fact Konoha invited him in with open arms."

"Your lying," Sasuke said his hand tightened into a fist squishing the tomatoe that he was eating. "Why would they let a traiter like that bastard in."

"Who knows," Kabuto shrugged. "Maybe they like him better then you, he certainly is stronger. He's hanging out with Naruto, and his team. If you don't believe me you can go take a look I just thought you should know that they forgot all about you. They've accepted Itachi back and all of them are having a grande time without you."

"SHUT UP! There is no way Naruto would hang out with Itachi," He spat out venomously. "He hates my brother as much as me. Are you forgetting they tried to kidnap him."

"Naruto seems like a person who forgives easy." Kabuto replied walking away. "Like I said he is in konoha. See you later."

Sasuke frowned putting a fist in the ground with a roar. "I can't stand it." He knew he shouldn't believe Kabuto but something inside him told him that Kabuto might not be lying. But why would they just accept Itachi back? Knowing his brother he probably lied and said he changed his ways and in the end Naruto would end up kidnapped and taken to the Akatsuki and then Sasuke could never kill him.

He made up his mind and went into Orochimaru's house, he packed his things and some provistions for the trip. He was going to Konoha and if what Kabuto had said was true he wouldn't just kill his brother, he'd kill Naruto who was supposed to be his best friend for betrayal.

END FOR NOW

Next Chapter Itachi takes a bath, Sasuke finds his way to Konoha, and the leader of the Akatsuki wants Itachi dead.