Season Nine: Friends
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A/N: A very special series, I am planning to write at least 12 scripts. These are my predictions, all mistakes are mine, (especially grammer) no spoilers, and no truth. Some you need to read the one before and some you can just pick randomly. If I were you, I'd read it by order in case I miss anything, but its your life.
Summary: 12 scripts of Season Nine of Friends. Some dramatic, some funny, some sad, some corney and boring, and in the end, a shocking death of the gang's former knowings.
~* The One With The Memories ~*
(everyone is present, Emma is in other room, and they are all sitting on couches, including Rachel)
Ross: So Elene kisses me, we get naked, she gives me a regular blowjob, we fool around, but we dont go all the way. We eat marshmallows when I am reaching out...and instead of touching a thing thing, I reach A THING!
Chandler: That is so disgusting! She was a man all along!
Rachel: Apparently, she became a man.
Pheobe: Gross, gross!
Monica: Its not like...
Joey: Like we haven't had our shares of relationship problems...
-opening credits-
(flashback #1) ROSS: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!br br (ENTER RACHEL IN A WET WEDDING DRESS. SHE STARTS TO SEARCH AROUND THE ROOM)br br CHANDLER: And I just want a million dollars! (EXTENDS HIS HAND HOPEFULLY)br br MONICA: Rachel?!br br RACHEL: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!br br WAITRESS: Can I get you some coffee?br br MONICA: (POINTING AT RACHEL) De-caff. (TO THE GANG) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (TO RACHEL) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? br br RACHEL: Hi, sure!br br ROSS: Hi. br br (THEY GO TO HUG BUT ROSS' UMBRELLA OPENS. HE SITS, DEFEATED AGAIN)br br (A MOMENT OF SILENCE AS RACHEL SITS; THE OTHERS EXPECT HER TO EXPLAIN)br br MONICA: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?br br RACHEL: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (TO WAITRESS, WHO HAS BROUGHT HER COFFEE)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realised that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, he always looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (TO MONICA) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.br br MONICA: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.br
RACHEL: Oh, I was hoping that wouldn't be an issue...
(flashback #2)
ROSS: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.br br CAROL: Sorry. You look good too.br br ROSS: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...br br CAROL: A lesbian?br br ROSS: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?br
(end of flashback)
Rachel: Yeah. Tell me somethin. Have either one of you had sexual dreams about one another?
(Joey coughs)
Rachel: Besides Joe.
Monica: I've had one.
Chandler: Thank you, my wife!
Monica: Not a serious one though. About Joey.
Chandler: Again, I am not dead. I am alive and present.
Joey: Yeahahhhhhh Babbbbyyyyyy
Monica: You were a fireman, you were naked with a helmet, and thats it.
Joey: Ohhh.
Chandler: Do you guys think I am invisible!
Ross: I had a dream about you Pheebs, just once. But no sexual content. You were swimming in the sea and were married to a seal.
Pheobe: Wow! Was his name The Great Marific?
Ross: No, david.
Pheobe: Ah, so close!
(flashback three)
pbRoss:/b (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon./p
pbEmily:/b Oh, but the party's only just getting started!/p
pbRoss:/b Yeah, but we-we have to be at thei Four Seasons/i for drinks in 15 minutes and then y'know, then iThe Plaza/i for dinner./p
pbEmily:/b So why did you plan a party at the same time?/p
pbRoss:/b No-no-no, no, umm, actually American surprise parties are- are-are very short. It's usually, "Surprise!" And then, "Oh my God, I'm so surprised-good-bye!"/p
pbEmily:/b But Ross, I'm such having a great time! Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dress up like little, old ladies and hold make- believe tea parties./p
(end of flashback)
Monica (laughing)
Chandler: What is it? Did your little naked fireman break a bone? (glaring at Joey)
Monica: No. I am thinking about how I started my chef job.
Rachel: Oh yeahhh...I remember that!
(flashback four)
p(Monica enters)/p
pbAll:/b Hey!/p
pbPhoebe:/b Whats wrong Mon?/p
pbMonica:/b Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me./p
pbPhoebe:/b Oh./p
pbMonica:/b I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chefs hat. (The hat says Quit, bitch)/p
pbPhoebe:/b Hey, maybe they meant to write, Quiet, bitch./p
pbRachel:/b Hey, honey! Whats the matter? (Monica shows her, her hat.) Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!/p
pbMonica:/b I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me.
(end of flashback)
Ross: I mean, do you realize how far we've come this year? Rachel: Yeah. I mean, I have a child for heavens sakes! Monica and Chandler, married? Pheebs, your uh more rich. Joey is sort of famous. Ross, your a father of two now. Chandler (sarcastically): Why, just thinking about it makes me all misty!
(hours pass by as they eat a midnight snack) (Ross excuses himself and goes across the street to his house to check his messages and get some sleep.)
(Ross checks the machine and lays in bed, watching the small tv in his room. Suddenly, something squeaks and falls to the floor. Ross looks down at it and picks it up, rubbing it gently. The screen fades as it reveals as the wedding ring Judy Geller had gave him.)
A/N: A very special series, I am planning to write at least 12 scripts. These are my predictions, all mistakes are mine, (especially grammer) no spoilers, and no truth. Some you need to read the one before and some you can just pick randomly. If I were you, I'd read it by order in case I miss anything, but its your life.
Summary: 12 scripts of Season Nine of Friends. Some dramatic, some funny, some sad, some corney and boring, and in the end, a shocking death of the gang's former knowings.
~* The One With The Memories ~*
(everyone is present, Emma is in other room, and they are all sitting on couches, including Rachel)
Ross: So Elene kisses me, we get naked, she gives me a regular blowjob, we fool around, but we dont go all the way. We eat marshmallows when I am reaching out...and instead of touching a thing thing, I reach A THING!
Chandler: That is so disgusting! She was a man all along!
Rachel: Apparently, she became a man.
Pheobe: Gross, gross!
Monica: Its not like...
Joey: Like we haven't had our shares of relationship problems...
-opening credits-
(flashback #1) ROSS: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!br br (ENTER RACHEL IN A WET WEDDING DRESS. SHE STARTS TO SEARCH AROUND THE ROOM)br br CHANDLER: And I just want a million dollars! (EXTENDS HIS HAND HOPEFULLY)br br MONICA: Rachel?!br br RACHEL: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!br br WAITRESS: Can I get you some coffee?br br MONICA: (POINTING AT RACHEL) De-caff. (TO THE GANG) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (TO RACHEL) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? br br RACHEL: Hi, sure!br br ROSS: Hi. br br (THEY GO TO HUG BUT ROSS' UMBRELLA OPENS. HE SITS, DEFEATED AGAIN)br br (A MOMENT OF SILENCE AS RACHEL SITS; THE OTHERS EXPECT HER TO EXPLAIN)br br MONICA: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?br br RACHEL: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (TO WAITRESS, WHO HAS BROUGHT HER COFFEE)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realised that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, he always looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (TO MONICA) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.br br MONICA: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.br
RACHEL: Oh, I was hoping that wouldn't be an issue...
(flashback #2)
ROSS: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.br br CAROL: Sorry. You look good too.br br ROSS: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...br br CAROL: A lesbian?br br ROSS: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?br
(end of flashback)
Rachel: Yeah. Tell me somethin. Have either one of you had sexual dreams about one another?
(Joey coughs)
Rachel: Besides Joe.
Monica: I've had one.
Chandler: Thank you, my wife!
Monica: Not a serious one though. About Joey.
Chandler: Again, I am not dead. I am alive and present.
Joey: Yeahahhhhhh Babbbbyyyyyy
Monica: You were a fireman, you were naked with a helmet, and thats it.
Joey: Ohhh.
Chandler: Do you guys think I am invisible!
Ross: I had a dream about you Pheebs, just once. But no sexual content. You were swimming in the sea and were married to a seal.
Pheobe: Wow! Was his name The Great Marific?
Ross: No, david.
Pheobe: Ah, so close!
(flashback three)
pbRoss:/b (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon./p
pbEmily:/b Oh, but the party's only just getting started!/p
pbRoss:/b Yeah, but we-we have to be at thei Four Seasons/i for drinks in 15 minutes and then y'know, then iThe Plaza/i for dinner./p
pbEmily:/b So why did you plan a party at the same time?/p
pbRoss:/b No-no-no, no, umm, actually American surprise parties are- are-are very short. It's usually, "Surprise!" And then, "Oh my God, I'm so surprised-good-bye!"/p
pbEmily:/b But Ross, I'm such having a great time! Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dress up like little, old ladies and hold make- believe tea parties./p
(end of flashback)
Monica (laughing)
Chandler: What is it? Did your little naked fireman break a bone? (glaring at Joey)
Monica: No. I am thinking about how I started my chef job.
Rachel: Oh yeahhh...I remember that!
(flashback four)
p(Monica enters)/p
pbAll:/b Hey!/p
pbPhoebe:/b Whats wrong Mon?/p
pbMonica:/b Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me./p
pbPhoebe:/b Oh./p
pbMonica:/b I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chefs hat. (The hat says Quit, bitch)/p
pbPhoebe:/b Hey, maybe they meant to write, Quiet, bitch./p
pbRachel:/b Hey, honey! Whats the matter? (Monica shows her, her hat.) Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!/p
pbMonica:/b I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me.
(end of flashback)
Ross: I mean, do you realize how far we've come this year? Rachel: Yeah. I mean, I have a child for heavens sakes! Monica and Chandler, married? Pheebs, your uh more rich. Joey is sort of famous. Ross, your a father of two now. Chandler (sarcastically): Why, just thinking about it makes me all misty!
(hours pass by as they eat a midnight snack) (Ross excuses himself and goes across the street to his house to check his messages and get some sleep.)
(Ross checks the machine and lays in bed, watching the small tv in his room. Suddenly, something squeaks and falls to the floor. Ross looks down at it and picks it up, rubbing it gently. The screen fades as it reveals as the wedding ring Judy Geller had gave him.)